Unfortunately I don’t wish to travel to the USA’s equivalent of Baghdad to eat a ketchup casserole cooked by a greasy fricking Hispanic immigrant.
I’ll pass.
CPD hates the mayor and the SA won't prosecute violent crime so law enforcement is basically non-existent. Having said that if you can demonstrate you can hit the side of a barn and listen to some boomer drone on for 16 hours the state HAS to give you a CCW permit. It's fine here as long as you don't relax.
To be fair to Chicongo Baltimore and Detroit are just as bad. Detroit does redeem itself though by having proper pizza rather than your ‘go ‘za abomination.
Most big cities in America are actually worse than Chicago because they are not as segregated. Yes on the south side you will be shot and robbed but on the north side barely clothed thots walk around all night and hardly ever get raped.
A third of Chicago is basically all white and asian, used to be almost completely crime free too before we got a ugly black lesbian mayor and fat black moronic state's attorney. You can order them online and have them shipped anywhere though if you live in fear.
Champaign probably has more nogs per capita than Chicago when school isn't in session. All of the townies were Chriaq-tier homieboos. P Del's was good for drunk college food but the original Pequod's in Morton Grove is far better and there's nothing but harmless wh*toids and asiatics out there.
did they forget to cook it
Is that like that bread bowl tomato soup recipe?
>’go za
The ultimate combination of wonderbread, ketchup and Kraft ‘cheese’ product.
That looks like one of those red baron deep dish pizzas
more banal boring attention prostitute bullshit
If you ever try Lou Malnati's pizza you'll stop talking shit. It's awesome.
Yeah that place is great for tourists. Pequods if you want the real deal though.
i’ve lived here my entire life and have never heard of pequods.. will have to try sometime. rosatis and lou’s are the best imo
Unfortunately I don’t wish to travel to the USA’s equivalent of Baghdad to eat a ketchup casserole cooked by a greasy fricking Hispanic immigrant.
I’ll pass.
Is it really that bad? I know you Americans called it Chi-raq.
The pizza looks like shit as well.
CPD hates the mayor and the SA won't prosecute violent crime so law enforcement is basically non-existent. Having said that if you can demonstrate you can hit the side of a barn and listen to some boomer drone on for 16 hours the state HAS to give you a CCW permit. It's fine here as long as you don't relax.
Jesus, man. Sounds worse than South London and that’s saying something.
To be fair to Chicongo Baltimore and Detroit are just as bad. Detroit does redeem itself though by having proper pizza rather than your ‘go ‘za abomination.
Most big cities in America are actually worse than Chicago because they are not as segregated. Yes on the south side you will be shot and robbed but on the north side barely clothed thots walk around all night and hardly ever get raped.
A third of Chicago is basically all white and asian, used to be almost completely crime free too before we got a ugly black lesbian mayor and fat black moronic state's attorney. You can order them online and have them shipped anywhere though if you live in fear.
>Deep Dish Pizza
you mean "sauce casserole".
The ingredients are under the sauce
If you want good deep dish without the risk of getting mugged or murdered in Chicago, go to Papa Del's in Champaign / Urbana
Champaign probably has more nogs per capita than Chicago when school isn't in session. All of the townies were Chriaq-tier homieboos. P Del's was good for drunk college food but the original Pequod's in Morton Grove is far better and there's nothing but harmless wh*toids and asiatics out there.
>ordered in
Smart move. Wouldn’t want to be caught outside after the curfew.
Good choice if you're getting deep dish anon. My sisters get Lou's every Friday night.
Lou's pizza sucks. Sauce has no flavor. That flat slab of meat in the middle they can shove up their ass.