>overpriced
>underbaked
>tastes the same with only diff icing
>1000 calories for 1 cookie
people still wait in line for hours to buy them
how do they do it?
>overpriced. >underbaked. >tastes the same with only diff icing. >1000 calories for 1 cookie
>1000 calories for 1 cookie
you say that like it's a bad thing
>how do they do it?
labor violations
>1000 calories
how fucking big are those things?
About 5.5 ounces. Most cookies are around 720-800cal but I'm sure some can get up to 1000 if they have a ton of frosting and shit.
Marketing, like what you're doing, shill.
Yeah dude this shit blows my mind. We have a bakery in my town that is amazing. They make the best fucking shit I have ever eaten in my life. Some German family with recipes from the old country, it’s 10/10. And yet they do a moderate amount of business while the crumble garbage monstrosity cookie place has lines around the block. One of those things that really makes you hate normalfags.
its owned by mormons, fuck them
Mormons can't even have coffee so they're all cracked out on sugar. It's almost adorable like they're kids, look up dirty soda and Swig it's all over Utah along with Crumbl. They slam coca cola with coffee creamer lmao.
Mormons are too fucking funny I laughed for a whole day when I heard of jump humping
>jump humping
This has got to be a BYU meme. I refuse to believe that this has happened.
It’s probably mean-spirited bullshit cuz, like, how dare white people worship God together. This one from the Jovies was real and is still funny. https://youtu.be/QReUbe4kp-o?feature=shared
Mormons are freaks and everyone thinks so. It's more of a cult than normal religion
of all the christcucks I like mormons the most.
>t. Satan
I converted and it's been a normal experience. Mormons aren't judgemental and bullying people for their looks like IG sex workers, so you'll see people who would typically be incel losers, make friends and lead healthy lives. Of course the mormons who were raised that way and/or didn't have a lapse in faith will be the strangest ones due to not understanding basic pop culture references and talking about the bible or BoM a lot. Otherwise everyone is absolutely normal and it's the restrictions they have that trigger people the most.
>wait you can't drink Starbucks what the fuck is wrong with you
Miss me with that. Also I like when a religion has temples you can go to. Like it's not a temple people need to worship or a symbol. It's a really beautiful place where people can focus and share their faith. That's it.
Anyways, I've been to crumbl just once and there was no line. Probably won't go back because it's too expensive.
Mormons are some of the only non freaks in this fricked up society.
>They slam coca cola with coffee creamer lmao.
No they dont, coke has caffeine.
The original rule was "no hot drinks" meaning coffee and tea. Only some mormons go the extra mile and avoid all caffeine.
I have no clue why people think that mormons don't drink caffeine. Like 80% of my family on both sides are mormon and tons of them are addicted to caffeine. It's just tea and coffee that they don't drink.
drugs for mormons
I have no fucking idea, at all. I work mostly remote but have to enter the dungeon on occasion and anytime some brainless woman brings that trash in to share with everybody they all go apeshit. Underbaked, grainy, too sweet, disgusting.
>people still wait in line for hours to buy them
There's something about disgusting sweet shit like Krispy Kreme, Cinnabon (15 years ago), etc. Retards will line up and wait hours to buy it. I don't get it.
Do you really not get why ppl like pastries.
Not that anon, but when I was in France I understood why coconut flan would sell out in the morning so you’d better be there. Waiting in line for Krispy Kreme? Yeah no.
In America, cheap shitty pastries are ubiquitous. You can get them everywhere. It's not something worth lining up for, especially when the bar is set by the likes of krispy kreme, but you can even get something that cost less, has less pure refined sugar and sneed oils, and tastes better at just about any grocery/convenience store. In America, it's the "hype" around specific brands people enjoy rather than the quality of the product itself.
man I wish I could get good american-style cookies, unironically the only place that does them alright in my city is fucking Subway
They use Betty crocker mix. It's not that special
You would have to believe in God, and the demonic realm, to understand. Why do you think some brands/products just have an "aura" about them that normies blindly gobble up?
It's demonic influence.
women buy stupid shit
men buy stupid shit to get into women's pants
women buy it because it's "popular"
a vicious cycle
the one by my house is always empty, no idea how it stays open
>>1000 calories for 1 cookie
how did americans achieve this feat? did they find a neutron star made of compressed fat and sugar and use that as an ingredient?
Wait in line? I just walk up and get 3. The only time I go is when they have the cornbread one or the oatmeal peanut butter chocolate one. The regular chocolate chip is good too.
one just opened here a few weeks ago, it's a ghost town
I've seen exactly 1 customer and she was a hamplanet, couldn't tell where her knees ended and ankles start kind of thing