Panera "phasing out" charged lemonade

Better get your killer lemonade while it lasts anons. It's gonna be gone soon.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    end of an era
    the modern fast-food chain 'suicide-drink' was just coming into fruition.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >let's sell a lemonade that has an absolute frickton of caffiene in it and may be potentially lethal to people if they misunderstand how much they can safely drink
    are they fricking moronic or do they just have some edgelord at the helm trying to get pissrandoms killed for shits and giggles

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do they just have some edgelord at the helm trying to get pissrandoms killed for shits and giggles
      based lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          drink charged lemonade

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably they didn't think it through carefully and when people started dying their lawyers said if they drop the product it will be construed as an acknowledgement that they knew of the risks or that the company has a responsibility or some shit

      t. have met people who work for these kinds of companies, they're really not as smart as you might think and I know you don't think they're geniuses either so consider the implications

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remedial measures can't be mentioned in court as proof of knowledge of wrongdoing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another victim of leftist whinging. It was a fantastic bargain. Energy drinks with free refills? Awesome. If you're too much of a pussy to handle a measly 300mg of caffeine, you're a b***h.

      bitch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >handle a measly 300mg of caffeine
        390mg, daily maximum for an adult is 400mg, LD/50 is somewhere around 800-1600mg for a 120lbs woman and 1400-2200mg for a 180lbs man. Assuming no preexisting heart conditions or similar.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've spent years drinking easy more than 400mg fault with no ill effect. That number is made up

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're also a fat frick that probably needs 4000+mg to kill you because of your weight alone.

            In reality, the number is set that low so that it's well below the amount that can kill you.

            Just because some people can safely consume 1500mg of caffeine in a day doesn't mean 1500mg is the recommended maximum for everyone.

            Also LD50 is when half of the subjects would die from that dose, so even the LD50 dose still has half of adults surviving that quantity.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nope, I'm under 150lbs. Just not a post who dies from some fricking lemonade lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People like you are insufferable because as soon as you experience your first actual health issue your do this hard whiplash thing and suddenly you're helpless and sue happy and you expect giebs and go on disability for as long as the courts allow it, I think it's because you view the world through a sort of old testament filter and everything is supernatural and controlled by invisible forces beyond your comprehension

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're also the one who demand awareness campaigns as soon as something happens to them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That sure is a wild set of hyper specific assumptions you're upset about. Why don't you run along and drink some herbal tea? It's caffeine-free, so your delicate baby stomach can probably handle it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Seething gay who can't handle caffeine
                Kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People chug energy drinks several times a day these days (most of which have 300+mg caffeine), including young kids, and basically none have complications from it aside some gaining weight. You believe too much bullshit because someone with a degree said something.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you know you can buy a lifetime supply of anhydrous caffeine powder for like $30 right? enough to kill even a tough guy like you. if you don't buy one right now and inhale the whole thing you're a pussy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do they just have some edgelord at the helm trying to get pissrandoms killed for shits and giggles
      God I hope so.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it should only be okay to sell poison if it kills you over multiple decades.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how cold where your hands after you typed this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        About 22

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Panera should not just be phased out, it should be thrown into the closest wood chipper. I used to work near one and the only decent thing they ever had was pumpkin muffins during halloween. It came across as an MLM scheme and money laundering front back then like 20 years ago and still does. Sure I walked through it from time to time because cute girls were there, I suspect that they're paid to be there to make a scene, like democrat party stuff, paid off to clap like chimps.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Raise prices less than most other chains.
      >THIS MUST NOT BE ALLOWED!
      Show nose, rabbi.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't need to raise prices as much when everything was massively overpriced to begin with.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Incorrect answer Satan. The correct answer is that you don't have to raise prices as much when your buddy in the governor's mansion sets up the law to where you can pay your employees less than your competitors.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That thing on the right made me think of Nomad from Star Trek.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not the affordable euthanasia option!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did they call it charged lemonade and not energy drink

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People died from Panera Bread
    I haven't been to one since I worked at one, wtf has been going on in the last 8 years.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This shit will kill you and your ghost will haunt your loved ones,therefore we a SLOWLY getting rid of it,just as soon as we sell off our inventory.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Panera near me is next to a high school, the kids kept going in and chugging 5-6 glasses...so they put it behind the counter and the manager was rationing how much people could have. People got pissed and I guess stopped buying it...it is gone now.

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