PB&J is the best sandwich

World's best athletes in the world's greatest sport agree, PB&J (especially uncrustables) are not only tasty but extremely healthy. They're all in tip top shape after eating a shitload of them because a PB&J gives the perfect balance of protein and sweetness. Take the Uncrustable pill

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A couple years back, the Golden State Warriors team chef tried to ban pb&j from the team menu, and the players got so mad they threatened to get him fired

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      iirc that dumbass literally tried to ban all sugar. like nobody on the team was allowed to eat anything except health food off a specific no sugar meal plan. they lost multiple games in a row and eventually revolted.

      more proof that good food is good for your soul

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no surprise. pro athletes are coddled babbies

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          why don't you try and eat no sugar for weeks and see if you like it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ive done that for years amerifat

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        High level athletes also probably benefit from sugar for the extra quick carbs. Without it their muscles might tire sooner.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        refined sugar has its place for extremely quick energy for professional level sports and activities. sounds like a horribly misinformed decision and nepotism

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          on a side note the original food pyramid was made with people doing high intensity exercise throughout the day in mind

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            in the 70s? Ridiculous revisionist cope

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            if that's true where is the cocaine part of the pyramid

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer recrustables

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    uncrustables are way underrated. it's an amazing food invention. it's portable, tasty, you can eat or store it cold or warm, loved by all ages. they should get a food nobel prize. it's the best food invention since the mcgriddle

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I travel a lot, and like 90% of hotels with continental breakfasts have Uncrustables. I always grab 3-4 of them for the road.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      never had one cold sounds miserable. isn't the whole point that you pack it in a lunch frozen in the morning and by lunchtime it thaws out

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    when will people admit that the crust on cheap white bread tastes like shit?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not just make it with good bread? it's not just the crust that tastes like shit with cheap white bread.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an incredibly neutral flavor. It tastes like absolutely nothing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the entirety of shelf-stable white bread tastes like nothing. it's edible putty

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's like saying the world's best actors' political opinions are objectively the best

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but that has nothing to do with their job, whereas nutrition does for athletes. a better comparison would be actors saying what makeup they like the best out of all the ones they use. which would make sense to listen to since they're all using makeup all the time (at least it would be a good idea if marketers didn't already pollute it)

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >baltimurder is the blackest team in the league
    >eat 7500 grape sammiches over a few months

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best atheletes
    >a pack of coons
    ?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People fixate on athletes weird diets when it's literally 99.9% genetics.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not that they're healthy, they're just packed with a lot of simple sugars which is great if you're an athlete that burns 3000+ calories daily. however (You) are not an athlete, you're a sedentary fatass trying to justify your intake of garbage

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah that and government cheese seems to be all these football players can stomach

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gay but that man has a majestic ass, imagine how they would tense up rhythmically as he's thrusting his wiener down your throat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie dresses like a teenage girl

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