Pecan pie has the biggest disparity between a bad one and a great one of any food

Pecan pie has the biggest disparity between a bad one and a great one of any food

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Almost correct statement but I have not tried enough food to verify it completely.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hummus has entered the chat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hummus is just mashed chickpeas haha

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve spent fifteen years learning how to make hummus, it’s complicated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also a good vote

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And canned sardines

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in my humble opinion, the nuts and the crust are unnecessary
    the filling is good by itself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      opinion discarded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its literally just sugar dog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the filling is good by itself
      dude it's literally corn syrup

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God damnit one of my favorite deserts is litterally just gelantanized and sugared corn syrup
        Is there anything more unhealthy to eat? Genuinely asking like cotton candy is better for you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's fine, move your bones, do stairs, push-ups, and squats

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know but gawt damn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely disgusting, objectively. you have my utmost respect for saying such however. cheers

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've only tried it from a restaurant that supposedly makes great pecan pie and all I taste is "sweet"
    No texture to the pecans, no pecan flavor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It needs ice cream or whipped cream on top, then it's godtier.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a bold claim with some merit.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    butter tarts > pecan pie

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the best style is custard style

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee has the greatest disparity among drinks I'd say. Most people have only tried trash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      4chan_girl

      This also applies to basically every wienertail and mixed drinks

      >I have incorrect opinions
      Setting aside your anti-pickleism, I was just trying to illustrate how a good hot dog (pictured, above) is light years better than a shitty one.

      Keys israelite boy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >autocorrects kys to keys
        Yes, you are very stupid.

        • 2 weeks ago
          4chan_girl

          I still got my message across

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This also applies to basically every wienertail and mixed drinks
        You can buy liquor and mix it yourself, it doesn't actually require skill beyond being able to measure and mix

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yet regardless all are mogged by baklava.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing they have in common are nuts

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Picrel has entered the chat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This would be perfectly fine without the giant fricking pickle plopped on top of it. It does not work with the rest of the dog.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I have incorrect opinions
        Setting aside your anti-pickleism, I was just trying to illustrate how a good hot dog (pictured, above) is light years better than a shitty one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pickle is fine. its that god awful disgusting neon green relish that obviously uses food dye and is way too vinegary

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm not sure. it's pretty hard to frick up a hot dog. even cheap shitty hot dogs are almost always still good. like fresh pizza. and if you're being real specific about a chicago dog, then that is just weirdo food cult stuff.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its difficult to frick up a hot dog tho. I would argue a simple hotdog with mustard and ketchup and maybe fried onions is superior to that snobby disgusting mess you posted.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pecan pie has the biggest disparity between a bad one and a great one of any food
    Counter-point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there are a lot of fruits that might qualify. for melons, i would nominate honeydews over watermelons. i've only had a really excellent one a few times and they are almost indescribably divine. but a bad one is like eating a slightly sweetened car tire. i never buy them anymore; they just taste like disappointment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      melons in general are the winrar in terms of money spent vs. odds of getting something good
      like 1/10 are good while the rest genuinely taste like nothing at all, but they're so expensive you eventually give up trying until you impulse buy like a gambling addict

      >This also applies to basically every wienertail and mixed drinks
      You can buy liquor and mix it yourself, it doesn't actually require skill beyond being able to measure and mix

      you are wildly overestimating the amount of time a normie dedicates to thinking about wienertails
      most of them if they make something at home are using cheap liquor and eye balling measures. from my experience most guys don't go beyond liquor and a mixer for wienertails, while women flit between meme drinks every month or two

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i made it once and couldn't believe that the filling is just cooked corn syrup and sugar. its got to be the most sugary pie ever made.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That honor goes to shoe-fly pie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't believe this dessert is a dessert, it's just so crazy, so insane, so utterly beyond the realm of any human imagination!!!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wow thats exactly what i said.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stop pretending to be moronic.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza has the smallest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh-no it doesn't

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It needs to have a filling other than corn syrup

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the best part though
      That’s like saying coke needs something other then sugar

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, Chinese food

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's pronounced pecan

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'ecan 'ie is pretty good but my fav is ol' faithful: 'pple 'ie.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    False, meatloaf.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nope, seafood. no pecan pie albeit bad will send you straight to the hospital like a bad platter of seafood will do to you

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