Pennsylvania anons fricking explain yourselves

Pennsylvania anons fricking explain yourselves

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually not bad. Go frick yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how strong does it of hersheys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If by "Hershey's" you mean "vomit" then strongly. That shit is utterly disgusting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >americans are addicted to the flavor of vomit
          Still gives me a chuckle to this day. What a satanic nation.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >europeans are addicted to the flavor of vomit
            Still gives me a chuckle to this day. What a satanic subcontinent.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Unfortunately, Europeans are completely incapable of self-reflection.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately, Ameripoors are completely incapable of self-reflection.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're only proving my point.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cheese tasting slightly like vomit makes more sense and is less disgusting than chocolate tasting slightly like vomit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I like that you felt the need to defend cheese tasting like vomit. You could have said nothing, but that wouldn't have proved the obvious.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/sLd0grl.jpg

            >europeans are addicted to the flavor of vomit
            Still gives me a chuckle to this day. What a satanic subcontinent.

            Why does America live rent free in yuropeen head on a cooking board, Shaking my BAKA

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I love America. Oh say I can see, oh say I can see. Frick Hitler. Frick hitler.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's only Hershey's milk chocolate that tastes like that. It's the milk giving that taste because of how it's processed. Their cocoa powder and dark chocolate tastes fine. The beer isn't using milk chocolate.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you're saying Yuengling tastes like vomit normally? How very American of them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably the same as regular yuengling, so like 5%

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one of the few beers I actually drink for taste. it's good.

      how strong does it of hersheys

      Les porter?

      >adding goyslop to goyslurp

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *slaps you upside the head*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Goyslap

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is the goyslurp the chocolate syrup or the beer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one of the few beers I actually drink for taste. it's good.

      how strong does it of hersheys

      Les porter?

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      >adding goyslop to goyslurp

      >4.7 abv
      JFC why bother

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        go away alcoholic, not everything is buttchugging the highest abv

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Just make a sugar drink that doesn't get you drunk and gets you fat twice as fast.
          4.7 couldn't get my grandmother a buzz. Why bother, just add lard to chocolate if all's you want is a turbo fat pill.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Trumpers usually win in life while libturds usually lose. Trumpers have higher IQ, income, and previous sexual partners. What does that say about your kind?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to spit into your left ear canal

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one of the few beers I actually drink for taste. it's good.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Les porter?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Les porter?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yuengling is actually pretty decent for a cheap, mass produced beer, beats the shit out of competitors. Based on reviews, this beer might actually be pretty decent, I've never had it though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ever have like a John smith's choccy stout or something? Same wheelhouse, it's not really worth the price and it gets boring fast, but worth trying. It's quite nostalgic seeing the dumb teens on Culinaly praising this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *Samuel smiths
        Damn it's been awhile

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    idk it seems like some shit midwest boomers might be into.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As an American I never noticed the vomit taste in Hershey’s chocolate until I became an alcoholic in my early twenties and became familiar with the taste of vomit. That beer sounds horrendous. Its gotta taste and smell like puke with all that liquid butyric acid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >As an American

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know I don't drink anymore. I wouldn't drink this to begin with their regular porter is decent though.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick porters, but I do miss Yuengling. All we have here that's even close is Grain Belt Premium. My parents bring 24-packs when they visit because I can't even get it through the Total Wine network.
    t. Lang-kiss-tur native in St. Paul

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like a meme, but which beers make for a good nightcap?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stouts are good nightcap beers. Guinness extra foreign, Old Rasputin, Dragon's Milk, Obsidian stout.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dragon's Milk
        There's no way this is a real thing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          real and dragonpilled

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >4 for $15
            Who is paying for this? Why is the beer market so out of whack?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's a nice treat.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              bought a $10.99 before tax single 12oz can of beer.
              it tasted almost as good as the milk stout i get 6 for $13. not my pic
              It's time to pay the price.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's time to pay the price.
                What do you mean by this?

                Founders makes some of the best american stouts as well.

                Which stout is founders.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Which stout is founders
                They make imperials. You've never had a KBS? One of the best beers in the country. If I wanted to show a europoor how good American beer could be I'd probably pick that one. (Not that it is my favorite, but it's just so well rounded and good and popular)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cute fish

                americans are so owned by the chinese that they drink something called yingling
                do they have to squint their eyes too

                Go make friends instead of obsessing with Americans

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're a mutt
                I'm having a mutt attack
                Don't you think it's messed up how we're going to watch everyone we love die in a hospital bed before we eventually die on a hospital bed. I mean this is all fricking horrible. How does anyone stand existence?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >How does anyone stand existence?
                Have you tried drinking some nice beers

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Feel free to have a nice day, no one here cares about your pussy existential crisis you moron

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's extra effort that goes into certain beers, plus smaller companies trying to compensate employs without a massive operation like Coors or AB generally charge more. Also dragons milk is like 12% abv

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Also dragons milk is like 12% abv
                So really you're paying for more than 4 beers. Probably like 10 or 11?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you want to break it down like an alcoholic, sure

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Would you still pay that much for it if it was 4.5%?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have a bottle of it in my pantry, with the rest of my bottle aged ales. I have one from 2009 I'm looking to open this Christmas. Different brand though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why leave out porters? Founders, Sierra Nevada and the like make excellent porter. you hit the nail on the head though, dark beers make an excellent night cap

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Founders makes some of the best american stouts as well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Obsidian stout is good but I honestly found dragons milk to be a bit lacking for the price, tastes like stuff that is like $5 cheaper a case lol

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this stuff is awful and good. love it. it's $3 more here this year and that's still after its discounted.
    drink 2 and then move onto the harder stuff, lasts me 3 days

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh my soylent! finally, a choccie milk for cool adults like me!

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have no explanation but instead offer this as compensation

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    belgian beer is the best in the world

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to agree with this statement, because overall Belgium does produce most of the best beers. However, certain breweries all over the world are superior in individual efforts. Thomas Hardy out of England is an amazing ale. Schlenkerla out of Germany is the most unique beer I've ever tasted. Unibroue out of Canada has some amazing flavors. Finally, New Belgium before they were bought out by the horrible company that ruins beers inbev, were very good and very affordable until those buttholes took over. Anyway, Belgium beers are always likely to be good, but I don't think they have the highlights of beer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as a dipshit moron obsessed with trappist ales and especially dubbels, i have to agree

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most pennsylvanian thing I have ever seen

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    americans are so owned by the chinese that they drink something called yingling
    do they have to squint their eyes too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chinese just have really small penis, second to only East Indians

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can confirm. I go to a gym with a lot of Chinamen and they really do have small wangs. I’m only 7’ but I always catch at least one chinamen peter gazing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >only 7'
          Anon, I think you should know that a 7 foot dick is actually incredibly long.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not for an elephant.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    goddamn one of the things i dearly miss about new england are gannies. best fricking mass-produced lager i ever had

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    alcohol is goyslurp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      found you in this meme. guess which one you are. hint: not the one on the left

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i never gave you permission to use my picture who quote my words

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Weiß butt hüpften on BBC

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              White boy huffing on Bib Black wiener?
              I don’t know German btw

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's talk beer

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys ever hear of this? My grandmother used to drink it non stop. She said it tasted like shit, but it got her drunk. Is it any good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never heard of it
      >5% abv
      I think she liked how it tasted because there's better get drunk beers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NO GRANNY HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME LIKE THAT? It makes sense, my parents gave her constant shit for liking it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I misread it because it actually says 6.5% which is on the stronger side. It could've been both

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it has a weird peanut butter aftertaste. i wouldn't say it tasted bad though.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yuengling is a great cheap bear, especially on tap. if you want flavor there are better alternatives that aren't much more expensive. i cannot imagine adding hersheys chocolate flavor to it would improve the taste, and it probably costs more since it's some special edition nonsense. hard pass.
    shiner bock, stella artois, fat tire, blue moon and modelo are all better and cost about the same or ~10% more, and yuengling is pretty bad out of a can for some reason. would only have it on tap. it is at least brewed in PA so you can probably find it on tap there, can't get it anywhere in CO.

    also why the frick does the captcha verify you are human before you then fill out the captcha, which verifies that you are human. what the frick is this extreme turbo cancer goddamn frick off with that, last post i make for a while.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my father beat me after drinking sometimes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same. He specifically told me not to drink any of his beer after he passed out because the liquor stores weren’t open on Sunday and he needed beer because alcoholism and Sunday football but I drank five or six out of his case when he passed out. Was woken up the next morning by empty beer cans bouncing off my head and a flurry of fists.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we dont like yuengling here

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pennsylvania is a chad tier state frick off

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this isn't terrible...but I can only stomach 1 of these

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It tastes like Hershey's had a bunch of rancid leftover chocolate flavored syrup and pawned it off on the Pottstown Pisswater Corp. You're better off with pic related.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is not a notable difference between these two beverages in quality besides this one being loaded with peanuts, you got meme'd

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say the addition of a large amount of an ingredient that totally alters the flavor is a notable difference.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >additive that completely masks the flavor of the stout
          >UM ITS BETTER DRINK THIS ONE MY SHIT BEER IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT BEER, GOD I LOVE PEANUTS I NEED PEANUTS SLAPPED AGAINST MY BUTTCHEEKS
          thats what u sound like right now

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >GOD I LOVE PEANUTS I NEED PEANUTS SLAPPED AGAINST MY BUTTCHEEKS
            This but unironically. I fricking love peanuts, put them in everything.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              cashews are goat tho

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you should move to Thailand

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was unbelievably good, when it came out a few years ago. You couldn't go to a bar, where the tap wasn't empty, but in the last 2 years, it's degenerated rapidly. I've had bottles and from the tap, at multiple bars in different areas and it has a weird "metallic" taste, like it's been sitting in a keg for years. No idea what is causing it.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks tasty and the poncho's cute

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey thanks man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how different is the black and tan from the the regular lager

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC Black and Tan is a 60/40 mix of lager and porter. Not a bad deal at all considering the price and quality of Yuengling.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we are baldwin brothers
    not the good one
    but the others

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Young's, not yuenling, used to have an amazing chocolate stout, but they switched from brewing with actual chocolate nibs to chocolate flavoring and it was just God damn awful by comparison. I say by comparison because if you just wanted a stout with chocolate notes, it's fine, but it just doesn't compare to the original recipe. I kinda assume this shit tastes like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to say it used to be better. Thanks anon. I didn't know the formula changed.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why won't they sell yuengling in the midwest

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tell myself I want to buy good beer to enjoy and not get hungover
    >Always end up buying the cheap stuff and getting wasted
    How do I stop this? Which nice beer should I buy to break the cycle?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      water

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mom, Leo is in my head. He says he wants to watch Josh Gates. Let's go watch Josh Gates, Leo. But you need to get out of my head after, okay? Is that okay? Get out of my head now. Oh my God I don't know what to do!

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what am I in for

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically vomiting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just had my first sip and all I can think is why the frick is it so sweet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >high gravity
          means a lot of sugar

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are they getting 50% attenuation because it taste like beer syrup

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It needs to be as cold as possible to be bearable.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I find it the warmer the better like we're in medieval Europe drinking warm peasant beer

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