People always cope and seethe about Pineapple pizza, why? It's delicious, I don't understand the reasoning.

People always cope and seethe about Pineapple pizza, why? It's delicious, I don't understand the reasoning. How is the sweetness of the pineapple combined with the cheesiness and doughiness and the savory tomato sauce a bad combination?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It's delicious
    not possible since pineapple tastes bad.
    simple as.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seethe about italian's obsession with traditionalism

    Hate on non traditional 'za toppings.

    Explain.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a combination of autism and too much free time to worry about what other people eat, so essentially Culinaly in a nutshell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see anyone "coping and seething" about pineapple on pizza on Culinaly, is it is a pretty normal and inoffensive "controversy" people "argue" about as a joke.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's kind of like the internet bacon meme, just take a hard side for or against something and it'll get someone's attention who never even gave two shits beforehand to start rooting for [ourside]. Basic humanical trigonometry.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore the haters. If you like it eat it. We all have different tastes. That being said... when I'm dictator all pizza snobs and people who say 'za will be machine gunned into open pits.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore the haters, kill the people I hate. You're worse than any 'za sayer, punk.

      You will never become pizza dictator because of your blatant hypocrisy.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its a reddit opinion

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares what they think. Mudblood scum.

    I'm making a grilled pineapple, mozzarella and chilli sandwich right now. Might even put some sliced beets in there. Pickled carrots? sure maybe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Mudblood scum.
      I never took the vax and I'm white.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Very nice. Same.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hating pineapple on pizza is an insanely reddit tier meme that gets pushed for some reason

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it has a squishy stringy texture. it would be fine as a syrup.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How is the sweetness of the pineapple combined with the cheesiness and doughiness and the savory tomato sauce a bad combination?
    It’s not. Retards think it’s funny to make fun of for some reason. That being said, pineapple + pepperoni and pickled jalapeno is better.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >People always cope and seethe about Pineapple pizza, why?
    It's a stupid meme for small-brained people who need to be part of the "I take a virulent side on a dumb thing" crowd. It's peak midwittery. It's the 2020s version of "yeah I watch The Office I'm clever and witty just like Jim hehe"

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dont like eating sweet stuff with my meal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      though I dont seeth about it, just find it weird thats all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't like sweet and sour dinners.
      Pineapples just make the pizza not taste as good as the same pizza without pineapples.
      Not gonna have an autistic fit over it, but I'd never personally order or make pineapple pizza.

      It's supposed to be et with salty meats, it brings out the flavor.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I understand the heterogeneous argument, it just doesn't work for me personally with pineapple on pizza.
        It's like putting orange slices, kiwis or strawberries on your pizza.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't like sweet and sour dinners.
    Pineapples just make the pizza not taste as good as the same pizza without pineapples.
    Not gonna have an autistic fit over it, but I'd never personally order or make pineapple pizza.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >48 years old
    >Finally try 2 slices of Hawaiian pizza
    >I am joyful and relieved, to find out that I was right again - it tastes like ass.
    >It is an abomination
    >I feel like going to church and confessing, that I did such a horrible thing.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because you live on butthole rapist alien bioresearch planet and it's an establishment maymay

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pineapple with some salty meat like bacon, pepperoni or ham is great.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's bad. there might be some conceivable pizza that has pineapple and is good, but this is like arguing that we're all wrong about hitler and we should try being literal nazis. your pic is a bad pizza base to start with and you put pineapple on it without changing anything else.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it is bad in every way possible: texture, taste and nutrition wise
    now zucchini? hell yeah, slap a few slices on a cooling 'za for the crunch and to cut through the grease, for practically no additional calories
    you can thank me later

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I give to you; the humble Toast Hawaii

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember that "homemade" combo from my eighties childhood.
      t. Swedechad

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You HAVE to be a tastelet to dislike Pineapple Pizza, the only excuse is if you dislike Pineapple by itself, otherwise you're just an NPC that fell for the meme.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hate pineapple
    hate ham
    simple as

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It's delicious, I don't understand the reasoning

    No one is as lonely as me. I like Hawaiian styled pizza with anchovies....and I've never met anyone else that would even consider eating it. Girlfriend won't even look at it, but there's this place down the street owned by Argentinians (go figure) and they make the best fucking pizza in the world; like literally about an hour wait just to make your order, and then another hour to pick it up. They don't deliver and they don't answer their phones; it has to be in person. Well I always knew that Argentinians like anchovies on their pizza, so one day I just went for it and ordered a Hawaiian with anchovies, and the dude that took my order didn't even skip a beat, which was cool because I thought he was going to give me a weird look or be like wtf. Anyway, picked it up ate one slice while walking home and I swear that shit was like a heroin high. To date, it's the most delicious food I've ever eaten. If you can find a place that does it, go for it. The thing with anchovies though is that they MUST be cooked with the pizza so the flavor soaks in through the cheese and into the crust. I suppose you could make it at home.

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