Mashed potatoes with gravy on top tastes good. Mashed potatoes blended with gravy doesn't. Not everything that tastes good together tastes good blended together in a smoothie.
i fricking love those two videos. they're so fricking bizarre and surreal, i rewatch them from time to time. they're the strangest cooking videos i've ever seen that aren't some troglodyte filming himself in his grimy chicken cooking dino tendies.
first time i watched them was before i knew this guy was a serious chef and not a comedian and i was shocked when i looked him up and saw all the accolades.
>going through all that bullshit >at the end when he's injecting the chicken with butter it's not even crispy
Yeah, no. I bet a simple supermarket rotisserie chicken tastes better.
This series was a great watch, seeing him experiment with every step of making a dish and gradually work from absolutely ridiculous processes down to something that you could feasibly do in a home kitchen, however unlikely it was that anyone would bother.
Where's the mint sauce?
>baked bean flavoured bread
>ketchup that tastes like coffee
"I think I'm gonna be sick"
I’m sickened
I’m truly sickened
>bread with baked beans on it tastes good
>thinking that bread flavoured like baked beans would somehow not be equally good
Must be difficult being that dumb.
>bread with baked beans on it tastes good
It doesn't.
Mashed potatoes with gravy on top tastes good. Mashed potatoes blended with gravy doesn't. Not everything that tastes good together tastes good blended together in a smoothie.
You're beyond moronic
I accept your concession
You don't stir the mashed potatoes and gravy together?
I did once when I was like 8 because I thought it would make every bite taste equally as good but it tasted like shit and ruined my mashed potatoes.
What the frick is going on with that dudes face
that's just his normal face, it's just rarely seen without a dick or two in it
Imagine getting your dick sucked by a guy who looks like a penis. Uncannily meta
having a dick or two in your face makes you look 40lbs lighter??
Yes. You'll notice that on average gay men are more fit than hetero men.
He’s got Down’s syndrome
His face is the incredible shrinking man, but the rest of his head is not.
He's israeli.
he has a pentachin below his furrowed and bald head.
>the best of the world's 50 best
And if you don't believe that we've got more fairy tales coming for you
>it's another episode of Heston Blumenthal creates nasty inedible shit
Someone buy this guy a chemistry set so he stops fricking up food
Sounds alright, but if coffee flavored sauce was any good it would already be sold at the supermarket.
This bloke is not English in my eyes. He has been corrupted by american cooking ,,culture” and has bastardized a once great thing. Frick this life
>breakfast butty
Why are bongs unironically like this
His roast chicken that takes 4 days to prepare is really good though. I recommend it.
i fricking love those two videos. they're so fricking bizarre and surreal, i rewatch them from time to time. they're the strangest cooking videos i've ever seen that aren't some troglodyte filming himself in his grimy chicken cooking dino tendies.
first time i watched them was before i knew this guy was a serious chef and not a comedian and i was shocked when i looked him up and saw all the accolades.
>going through all that bullshit
>at the end when he's injecting the chicken with butter it's not even crispy
Yeah, no. I bet a simple supermarket rotisserie chicken tastes better.
This series was a great watch, seeing him experiment with every step of making a dish and gradually work from absolutely ridiculous processes down to something that you could feasibly do in a home kitchen, however unlikely it was that anyone would bother.
How much do PR firms pay to shill these literally who e-celebs on 4chink?
2/10 bait
you have a lot of experience judging baitors?
this homosexual and his moronic gimmicks is so 2010 just fricking have a nice day
I dislike Heston because he looks like a fricking dork with that tiny bald head and huge glasses.
>calling a sandwich a "butty"
why are brits so fricking gay
motherfricker looks like an earthworm
I fricking hate the english so much it's unreal
he’s a tank topped bumboy
Looks like something that Leftenant Krabs would give the Health Constable on Spongebruv Squaretrousers
Coffee ketchup sounds awful, but I'm really curious about that bean bread.
~~*Blumenthal*~~
British beer > British food
This is to be expected, as we get more of our calories from beer than from food.