>person drops food on ground. >person throws it into trash because of 'le 5 second rule'

>person drops food on ground
>person throws it into trash because of 'le 5 second rule'

>bum eats that food from trash bag cuz starving
>bum continues to live throughout that year unaffected

Are privileged people just.... too picky/paranoid?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Germaphobes need to frick off.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he has super human strength from drinking sewage and sharing needles

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But I am not a bum

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >piss your drink so that it's only 5% piss
    >nothing bad happens
    wow how picky/ paranoid you are that you won't have a drink after I've only pissed a little bit on it

    I'm a civilised human so if I can avoid eating contaminated food, even if it's only a little bit because I can afford it. You can keep your floor-food

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, honestly people shouldn't complain when they find hair in the food they order

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is actually true. like yeah, you drop your hot dog on the ground and wanna throw it out? whatever. but to make a restaurant remake your entire dish because you found a hair is a dick move. and that food is probably coming back with something worse in it that you won't see. just get the frick over yourself, pluck the hair out and move on.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and that food is probably coming back with something worse in it that you won't see
        So you only put up with it because you're afraid of retaliation, like not fighting back against someone bullying you because you don't want to get punched

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is what ducks are thinking
    this is a human board sweetie, go back to your nasty pond and stfu

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had horrible food poisoning many times throughout my childhood caused by my parents total disregard for food safety. Raw meat would be put on top of drinks in the fridge after the package had been opened.

    I haven't been sick from food in about 20 years from what I can tell. Point is that you need to suffer greatly to gain immunity to all of your common foodborne diseases.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never had food poisoning and I've eaten food that sat out so long that it started bubbling from bacteria

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >drop food in the ground
        >”eww gross” and throw it away
        >fruit or vegetable grown literally touching cow shit
        >”oh yummy!”
        I’m guilty of this (I nearly threw out frozen strawberries after they fell on the ground, even though some were touching my garden soil yesterday).

        >I've eaten food that sat out so long that it started bubbling from bacteria
        Such as?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          beer and yogurt

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >such as
          most memorable crockpot chili and chicken noodle soup. both were bubbling at room temperature. I threw them both out after I noticed but both instances I ate half a bowl before noticing that it was alive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I had horrible food poisoning many times throughout my childhood caused by my parents total disregard for food safety.
      Nah you were just a weak sperm b***h.
      A sickly child as known formally.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im sure the person who threw it away survived as well

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i eat my food after i drop it on the ground as long as there is no hair or unknown crumbs on it i also don't wash my hands

    I haven't been sick in 20+ years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based hands non-washer
      if I'm just taking a leak and I only touch they clean part of my shaft, I don't need to do shit. I only still wash hands after shitting out of courtesy and minor paranoia

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it's in your home, that bacteria on the floor is coating everything else including you.
    Unless you're american and don't take your shoes off indoors.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to eat off of my kitchen floor until I accidentally dropped raw chicken on it a couple years ago. now I don't

      I should buy a mop and clean it but I'm too lazy

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>bum continues to live throughout that year unaffected
    False

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The vast majority of bums try really hard to avoid eating food out of the trash or anywhere else where it's likely to be contaminated. The ones that don't very often get sick or die. I don't know where you got the idea that bums are commonly eating out of the garbage with no health risks, but it's not correct.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone not a bum eating from trashcan is privileged
    How demented can you Americans get?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I work full time and can't even afford a shitty apartment without having a roommate.
      I don't feel privileged. I feel barely above bums on the social ladder.
      I'm one unexpected expense away from being on the street

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do people say "I work full time" instead of just listing their pay, it's meaningless. A full-time pizza boy isn't exactly expected to be rich.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's generally expected that if a full time job exists, the person doing the job should be able to reasonably live on the income from it without constant impending homelessness, since the job is meant to be their entire income. At least, that's the case in functioning countries.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In which country does minimum wage allow you to not only live by yourself, but also build savings?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mutts have been conditioned to believe that minimum wage jobs are for teenagers only

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >being able to afford a shitty apartment is rich

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If an employer is unable or unwilling to provide a LIVING WAGE (as in: able to comfortably afford food and rent) for full-time work. Then they should not exist.
          If you can't afford to pay your employees, you shouldn't run a business.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a nice sentiment, but it's not reality

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              only because of cowardly neoliberal politicians.
              if I had a time machine I wouldn't kill hitler, I'd go back and kill Reagan and thatcher.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if it bothers you so much then eat people's dirty food yourself, ya bum

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bums do get diseases from contaminated food, somewhat often. It doesn't have to be every single time in order for it to be too much for someone's standards.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does the same apply to mold on bread?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if there is even as much as a c**t hairs worth of mold visible on bread, you can bet your fricking ass it's spread throughout the entire inside of the loaf even if it's not visible

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I once ate some slightly moldy bread by accident and I ended up fine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is true, but you can eat bread mold just fine. If it's not visible and there's not enough of it to ruin the taste, whatever

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat food I've dropped on the floor (even moist food that's dirt/germ magnets like chicken and meat) because I'm extremely frugal and not a germaphobe and I get paranoid that people see me and think I'm a freak
    help

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In my house, no problem. Outside my house, hell no, I don't know where that floor has been.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bugs crawl around on your floor at night while you sleep

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