Pork Secretos

What do I do with this? A friend gave it to me months ago and I need to make room in my freezer and I’m about to grind this for bolognese if I can’t think of something else.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't you cram it up your ass stewart

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was the name of the pizza

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        post hot mom stewart

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would like to jerk off to your mother, Stewie. Can you please help me out?

          post ur mom

          tell me what to I can do with this cut of pork and maybe I will help you, yes?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            put it on a pizza named stewart

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Feed it to your dog so he has the energy to pork your mom all night, if you sniff my drift.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            OK, wrap it round the inside of a pint glass, then stick your penis in it, frick it whilst thinking of your mother

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            cram lel
            jk not really
            why don't you just salt and pepper it
            cast iron med high
            sear 4 mins each side
            post hot mom
            take secret pork off cast iron
            done

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        post ur mom

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should cram the end of a loaded shotgun barrel in your ass and shoot it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds kinda gay but i'll give it a shot bro lol

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mfw you just know Stewart's dog fricked his mom

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to jerk off to your mother, Stewie. Can you please help me out?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can’t think of something else

    What's so difficult about it?
    Some oil in a pan, heat on high and then make that bad boy scream for roast flavor.
    Then reduce heat and let it more simmer than fry until cooked through. Goes well with 'tatoes but whatever you like as side dish is fine.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    secreto is the best piece of a pork. best from bbq but pan sear is also good. it can be a lil pink on the inside. enjoy

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grind this for bolognese
    I wouldn't, it's a grilling cut: https://barbecuebible.com/2014/10/14/secreto-secret-cut-pork/
    If you boil it in a sauce the fat will render and be greasy
    Make fajitas with it and eat it with warm tortillas, salsa, coleslaw, and maybe some chips or beans and rice

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you should choke on it and die

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post mama stewart, stewart

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you need to trim your dog nails

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A mutt and his mutt. Post your mom, Stew.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stewart, your mom is a piece of shit c**t for raising such an insufferable fat legged narcissist like you. No one gives a frick about you or your homosexual blogposts. I hope your emotional support fighting dog eats your hands so you can’t post your dumb attention prostitute pictures anymore. Frick off, Stew. And tell your mom to eat more and drink less. She’s getting that fifty year old alcoholic bony Crypt Keeper look.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shitbull
    I already know you're a homosexual.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute dog

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is literally OPs certified psychiatric service dog because OP has anxiety and I guess legally open carrying a murder dog everywhere is better at reducing anxiety than a Xanax.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT people are seething because "stewart" have a mom and dog that love him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I'm seething. I'm dying for his mom to love ME. And I would love her vegana. I would love it a lot. Ohh I'm fricking edging

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm sure OP is such a happy well-adjusted individual with his shitbull "service dog" making gay discord blogposts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What makes him so smug?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person dog

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't be rude

      Cute dog

      thanks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Filthy dog paws on the couch. Gross. Isn’t Staffy a trained service dog? He knows better, Stewart. Stop enabling his bad behavior.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          its not a trained animal its an emotional support animal or whatever, stewart is such a b***h

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >emotional support dog
            >miniature shit bull
            I’m thinking this Stewart fella might be a little light in the Doc Martens if you know what I mean.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn’t have his work uniform on

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    shitbulls are so fricking ugly why do people buy this breed?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What'd you just say, you pile of shit?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        shitbulls are ugly
        is that thing supposed to convince anyone otherwise

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >emotional support dog
          >miniature shit bull
          I’m thinking this Stewart fella might be a little light in the Doc Martens if you know what I mean.

          shitbulls are objectively the worst breed of dog and need to be outlawed and put down.

          he's not a pit bull.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/mN7aVOr.jpg

          Looks like a piece of shit. Here's a real dog

          Keep buying up the meme thoughts, morons. She's awesome. Very sweet, too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a piece of shit. Here's a real dog

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy Stewart thread, get in here!

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    shitbulls are objectively the worst breed of dog and need to be outlawed and put down.

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