Post beverage rankings!!! (Doesn't have to be tier list format.)

S++ tier:
-gyokuro green tea

S+ tier:
-all other green tea

S tier:
-oolong tea
-Earl Grey tea
-all other teas
-milk

A tier:
-any kind of coffee
-hot chocolate
-cola
-root beer
-Orangina
-orange juice

B tier:
-citrus flavoured-pop
-spruce beer (spruce flavoured root beer I think)
-cream liqueurs

C tier:
-beer
-carbonated water
-white wine

D tier:
-grape juice
-hot water
-cold water
-room temperature water

E tier
-fruit punch
-apple juice

F tier:
-red wine

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    S++:water
    Dick covered dog shit and monkeypox homosexual goyslop--: everything else

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Give me one good reason why you think water is better than tea or milk other than personal taste.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tea has caffeine in it, an addictive poison.
        As for milk... pic rel, you're drinking literal pus.
        Google it and they'll tell you it's not because it's live cells and they can only be called pus if they're dead
        milk is pasteurized, it's dead when it gets to you, it's pus

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Tea has caffeine in it, an addictive poison.
          http://raypeat.com/articles/articles/caffeine.shtml
          >milk is pus and pasteurization bad
          I don't care if there is a trace amount of pus. It's highly nutritious. It is a complete protein with a better amino acid ratio than muscle meat (not too much tryptophan or cysteine). Modern pasteurization is just a couple second of extremely high temperature. Yes, this denatures the enzymes, but it's not a big deal, the minerals are still there and a large part of the vitamins are still there. Pasteurized milk is better than no milk. You are probably just a lactose intolerant subhuman.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You seem to know about amino acids and shit, is milk really better than eating a steak? I usually have a few glasses of skim milk each day

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Over-consumption of muscle meats causes elevated tryptophan and cysteine levels in the body, which is the same thing that happens when you starve and your body starts having to break down your muscles to survive, and so it causes a lowering of metabolism. I believe it is mentioned in this interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBhuoW8zQFo

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Over-consumption of muscle meats causes elevated tryptophan and cysteine levels in the body, which is the same thing that happens when you starve and your body starts having to break down your muscles to survive, and so it causes a lowering of metabolism. I believe it is mentioned in this interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBhuoW8zQFo

              Anyway, you can get away with eating more muscle meat if you also eat organ meats.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                does penis count? it's an organ.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Over-consumption of muscle meats causes elevated tryptophan and cysteine levels in the body, which is the same thing that happens when you starve and your body starts having to break down your muscles to survive, and so it causes a lowering of metabolism. I believe it is mentioned in this interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBhuoW8zQFo

              [...]
              Anyway, you can get away with eating more muscle meat if you also eat organ meats.

              He starts talking about thyroid and adrenal glands at 5:16 and gets to the point about how those amino acids lower thyroid function at about 11 minutes.

              does penis count? it's an organ.

              Probably. In fact it has a lot of stretchy tissue so I imagine it must be similar in composition to gelatin. That being said, I don't think I could ever bring myself to eat penis.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you're so fricking moronic. that video is moronic too. who cares how this food affects your body? do you really think you're going to control every minor function of your body, every chemical interaction in your system, through such a general and unimposing method as chewing and swallowing food?
                go construct yourself IV bag concoctions of 99% isolated nutrients and live off of that. then your body will be at "peak performance" and i'm suuuure you'll be much happier.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Calm down, fatty. Your opinion doesn't matter when you are FAT AS FRICK.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yummy yummy puss, I can't get enough
          Somedays I ger a puss mustache
          Kys Black person it's the white man's drink

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          im literally going to rape you. milk is not pus, no matter how much you attempt to propogate it. your moronic brain sees white liquids as all the same, so you might as well as call it the name of your favorite drink - semen.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    S++: ice cold and warm water
    S+: water, milk
    S: teas
    A: protein shakes that aren't packed with artificial sweeteners
    B: club soda, tonic water, vegetable juice
    C: pulp fruit juice
    D: pulpless fruit juice, lemonade
    E: most protein shakes, light alcohols and alcohol free alcohols
    F: all other sodas, alcohol, coffee

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >S tier
    cold but not ice cold water
    >B tier
    everything else

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >S tier
    Water, sparkling water, black coffee

    >A tier
    Beer, good tea, milk

    >B tier
    Wine, good booze, freshly pressed juice, good wienertails

    >C tier
    Cocacola, Pepsi

    >D tier
    normal juice

    >E tier
    other soda, average tea

    >F tier
    shit booze, gay starbucks type shit and boba tea, shit wienertails

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >S
    Matcha
    Gyokuro
    Aged sheng pu'er

    >A
    Espresso
    Kombucha
    Yerba Mate
    Rooibos
    Non-puer Chinese teas
    Sencha

    >B
    Hot choccy
    Most fruit juices
    Non-espresso coffee
    Most other herbal teas

    >C
    Indian and African teas
    Soda pop
    Scotch
    Beer
    Wine
    Tequila
    Vodka
    Whey protein

    >D
    Non-scotch whiskies
    Kava kava
    Vanilla extract
    Pea protein
    Other alcohols

    >F
    Almond extract

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If fresh water does not count
    S
    Coffee, caffeinated Camellia based tea
    A
    milk
    Chocco
    Root beer
    B
    ... blah blah
    .
    .
    .
    F
    Korean shitwine.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >summer-tier
    spring water
    (real)iced tea
    milk
    lager
    ale

    >winter-tier
    hot toddy
    whiskey
    hot tea
    milk
    stout

    >morning-tier
    coffee
    chocolate milk
    ice water
    fruit juice

    >with meal-tier
    ale
    white wine
    ice water
    milk

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Apu it's really hot you'll get burned all over Apu nooo

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rankings
    >tier list

    autists should be gased.

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