Post Finnish food. Are Finnish people real?

Post Finnish food. Are Finnish people real?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried some once but I couldn’t Finnish it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Häyhä

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Häyhä
        500 dead Soviets 🙂

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their food is so expensive it's like partaking in Finn dom

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the hell is that image trying to say?

      nice joke you should be a comedian

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That image is obvious AI generated shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is there some website that I can generate AI with that isn't microsoft bing. It's sad how many images they censor because they think it's going to show porn? They have fucking dog porn in their video searches. Hypocrites.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are about a billion different AI generators

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        finland big fish country big finland eat fish country finland big fish eat big fish big table eat fish big fish on table finland eat

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    meat, potatoes, salt and pepper

    that pretty much summarizes finnish food

    t. a finn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pure SOVL

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot NEET cuisine, i.e putting hot dogs and frozen french fries in the oven and eating them with ketchup

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      soul

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that some mother fucking ugnspannkaka? Min neger.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always wanted to try kalakukko.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Traditionally, kalakukko is prepared with rye flour (like ruisleipä), although wheat is often added to make the dough more pliable. The filling consists of fish, pork and bacon, and is seasoned with salt (unless the pork is already salted). After being baked for several hours, traditionally in a masonry oven, kalakukko looks much like a large loaf of rye bread. If prepared correctly, bones of the fish soften and the meat and fish juices cook thoroughly inside the bread. This results in a moist filling.
        sounds pretty good actually

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn i could go for some of that right about now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you want to put fishcock in your mouth?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God i love ranet ja kanakastike.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hmmm, slöppa

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Finnish is a language with vowel harmony, meaning you'd either just say "sloppa" or alternatively "slöppä". Remember, Ö and O, as well as Ä and A, are two different letters that represent two different sounds.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fell for the bait
          Finns are my favorite autists

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ackshually you would say loppa or löppä if you're going to be autistic about phonotax

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mämmi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sauna

      perheväkivalta

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finland seems pretty cool.

  7. 2 months ago
    Finns Love Milk

    Finns drink more milk per capita than any people in the world

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats with the milkless belt between russia and poland?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps a lack of dairy cows? Or perhaps drinking milk is not such a big part of their culture. According to the chart Belarus and Ukraine are still drinking 130+ liters of milk per capita

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically, EU fucked our dairy cows and whole market to the ground.
        They undercut it for so long that everyone who had anything to do with milk and beef went bankrupt.
        As soon as any kind of domestic competition was removed they hiked prices up again.
        Same thing happened with chicken and eggs. Germans crying and throwing tantrums how cage layed eggs were immoral and disgusting and wrong, then as soon as some fucking disease curbed them to the ground they were quite eager to buy them for german prices so nothing was left here.
        Good for them I guess, our government is corrupt to boot and you need to take advantages of idiots, but I think they are going to regret getting rid of literal slavs doing their agriculture.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you ukrainian or belarusian?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >are you ukrainian or belarusian?
            I am from under poland, you wouldn't even know the name.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              i'm currently visiting poland funnily enough

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was the point of the EU. To completely dismantle the self-sustainability of smaller nations, drain their economies, and then make them reliant on gibs from Germany and France so that they can never oppose their abhorrent politics ever again.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guessing it is because of the commie-israelite that extorted every single piece of resources from the area following commie-israelite takeover of Russia of 1917. If an Ukranian could be shot for picking up dropped grains after harvest for self consumption rather than shipping it off, I bet they were not allowed to drink the milk they produced either. Might have impacted the food culture severly. But that's just me guessing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        more people with lactose intolerance

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love it that they love milk but it’s such a shame they are such degenerates about it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Go to buy milk at store
        >see that ad
        >jizz in pants
        >get arrested
        it must be tough being a Finn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guess that makes them the whitest country as well.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They also drink the most coffee

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4+ cups a day
        Good golly

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's so weird about that?
          That's one cup in the morning before work, then one cup when you get to work, one cup at lunch, and one cup in the afternoon. If you still get a hankerin' for some 'fee, you might brew a pot once you get back home.
          Surely it's the same in other countries.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's an excessive amount of caffeine, and also an indicator of you not drinking enough water

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >an indicator of you not drinking enough water
              How so?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you drink that much coffee you're using it as a stand-in for water. And because coffee makes you piss constantly, it means you're pissing away the water in the coffee.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you drink that much coffee you're using it as a stand-in for water.
                No?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I highly doubt you're slamming an additional half gallon of water throughout the day.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                But that's what people do. You don't need to "chug", you can just drink it through the day like normal people. It's not like anyone drinks coffee to slake off thirst.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bullshit. You'd have to be knocking back a pint every 2-3 hours in addition to the coffee, and you and I both know you ain't doing that.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just projecting your unhealthy hydration habits onto people you have no relation to.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Drinks double the daily recommended dose of caffeine

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds entirely reasonable, perhaps even a conservative amount of coffee during work.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yakub
      Is this one of those 'We Wuz Wakanda' whitey-hate sites?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Macaroni in milk with butter?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    creamy salmonsoup, usually served with warm rye bread. Very common but great

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and karelian roast (that is really a stew) are the ones I find worth mentioning. It's not a secret that food culture in finland is next to nonexisting. Of course there are black sheeps, but on average we suck at food. Still 2023 it's impossible to buy wine or good quality beef without going bankrupt. For example the shittiest bottle of undrinkable wine costs about 10€.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot the pic. I'm fighting for better tomorrow but it's expensive as fuck. For fellow finfags; don't get depressed but also be realistic.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >awful answers based on memes
          The fact Chinese and Japanese are at the top despite being objective shit, and the fact Hongkongese being near the bottom despite being functionally identical to Chinese, should tell you everything. The responders were all idiots (probably a tiny pool of plebbitors as well) answering based on memes rather than actual experience.
          "Oh British food is nasty, everyone on Twitter said so"
          "Oh I hekkin LOVE sushi and ramen!"

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it true that there is some kind of traditional finnish sausage that has so many fillers in it that the commercial version actually has more meat in it to avoid being legally considered a pastry?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like ryynimakkara ("groat sausage"), going off the Wikipedia entry.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im absolutely real

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It pisses me off when people leave the Iittala sticker on their glassware.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >junkie stew 😀

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reindeer, potato and lingonberry.

    I think I am going to eat some reindeer tonight.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Salmon cooked on a plank is absolutely amazing. Smoky, salty and softest salmon ever. In Finland we have these salmon trucks that rock up to a supermarket parking lots and cook/smoke salmon right there and you can buy it off the fire or from the smoker. They mostly sell their local fish and usually work with the fishermen.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like heaven.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Karelian Pie, one of the comfiest things to get fresh from a shop, still warm and putting some egg butter or cold smoked salmon on it.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    too bad it's seasonal so slim pickings this time of year

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can buy it frozen.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's sold all year round

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It tastes nothing like what it looks like it would taste. Except maybe the texture.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely one of the nicest traditional festive foods. If it was sold as super food, all wankers would flock to it and it would be sold for 50 dollars per spoonful.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's rye. It's half sugar half carbs it's no way a superfood.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rye is marketed as a super food because it is better for you than super processed white flour.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's mostly just the higher fiber and mineral content though. It's no kale.
            Which incidentally is also popular in finland.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >kale
              I've lived in Finland all my life and I'm the only person I know who's even tried kale.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where the fuck do you live? In fucking Kouvola or some other place where sunlight and literacy are unknown phenomena? You can get kale in every fucking shop. You can buy hipster kale smoothies in every fucking shop.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. cryptoswede poofta

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kouvola
                Not anymore, sadly.

                I'm not saying that kale isn't available, of course it is. It's just not popular. Literally only Fenno-Swedes or Greens eat kale more than once in their lives.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's fermented rye

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make it yourself. Not that hard.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH MY GOD IS THAT MÄMMI??!!

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My impression of Finnish people is they just eat mushrooms and juniper berries and only drink coffee and milk (not together). I basically imagine a nation of Markorepairs and licorice pipe guys

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    salmiakki country

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Salmiakki is fucking delicious.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My brother.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My favorite is a basic semi soft small diamond salmiakki. No need for any fucking cum coating or whatever weird flavors they put in many others.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HINGA DINGA DURGEN

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s Mykyrokka
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mykyrokka

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember reading about something that I think was a loaf of rye bread that was hollowed out and filled with either mashed potato or some kind of cream cheese, and then served with a side of lingonberry jam. It looked good to me but I never got around to trying to make it

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drink 4 cups before even getting in my car in the morning. One more on the ride to work...

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kesäkeitto is pretty much the best tasting vegetarian food in the world.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very similar to Cream of Sum Yung Gai

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