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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder if it was custom to jerk your morning peenor off in those days

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The guy was a mormon I believe and basically wanted to make an edible "cold shower", graham crackers were invented for the same reason

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah he was a seventh-day adventist. Sylvester Graham created the graham cracker (of course those didn't have any sweetener at all) and you might be conflating him with Joshua Graham from Fallout New Vegas who was mormon.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably, I smoke a lot of pot

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pot
            Fucking boomer

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Excuse me, I burn wild zaza

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No but it was customary to take castor oil regularly to prevent tapeworms (which cause degenerate behaviour). Doctors do not encourage deworming anymore, because they want you to remain sick forever.

      Try a few drops of delicious castor oil on your morning flakes. You'll become a nofapping alpha male in no time!

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Road to Wellsville was basically about Kellogg opening a health spa with the purpose of keeping people from masturbating, he was a mad man searching for the method that would make one live past 120 years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder if it was custom to jerk your morning peenor off in those days

      https://i.imgur.com/7Iq08XZ.jpg

      Posted without comment.

      It was a 19th century grift where you would abstain from excess stimulation, be it in strongly flavored foods, sex, lewd thoughts and masturbation, supposedly, all human diseases were caused by excess stimulation, corn flakes were supposed to be a bland, unstimulating food.
      Sex obsessed trash journalists just hyperfixate on the no masturbation part and think the corn flakes were for abstaining from jerking off.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only things I remember about this movie are matthew broderick gets gifted some fancy belt from germany that jerks you off and anthony hopkins talks about the size and consistency of his own poop

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anthony hopkins talks about the size and consistency of his own poop
        >WITH NO MORE ODOR THAN A FRESH BISCUIT

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anthony hopkins talks about the size and consistency of his own poop
        Amateur hour. I talk about the size and consistency of other people's poop. I'm a true poop connoisseur. A caca-nnoisseur, if you will.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Plenty of food related subreddits my guy.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ralstonism began as the Ralston Health Club, which published Edgerly's writings
    >Edgerly saw his followers as the founding members of a new race, based on Caucasians, and free from "impurities". He advocated the castration of all "anti-racial" (non-Caucasian) males at birth.
    >In addition to advice like toothbrushing, the books make various recommendations, for example that every young man should engage in a form of probationary marriage with a woman old enough to be his grandmother
    >Edgerly also created his own language, called the Adam-Man-Tongue, with a 33-letter alphabet
    >The Magnetism Club of America, another Ralstonite organization, was founded to give its members mind control
    >Ralstonites were to follow strict dietary guidelines. For example, watermelons were supposed to be poisonous to Caucasians.
    >Correct diet and proper physical exercise would help readers attain personal magnetism, which would give them control over the thoughts of others.
    >In 1900 Edgerly joined forces with the founder of Purina Food Company, which took the name Ralston Purina Company
    >he food company Edgerly founded evolved into what is now called Ralcorp which was the original manufacturer of cereal brands including Chex and Cookie Crisp

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds like a storyline from the insane 1980s X-men comics

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >every young man should engage in a form of probationary marriage with a woman old enough to be his grandmother

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This place was founded by and for puritan schizophrenics.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had real food

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the coomer breakfast? Gamer themed breakfast burritos?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
      You know what time it is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Total, it has the nutrients required to maintain stamina during 6 hour goon seesions

      https://i.imgur.com/Suo7Lil.jpg

      Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
      You know what time it is.

      >Anon can post cum tributes on imageboards all day, but does he know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When I was a kid in America, my parents argued with me over Total. I wanted it and they thought it was gross and wouldn't buy it. They said I should be a "regular American kid" and eat shit food like they do but American breakfast cereals all tasted like poopshits to me with Total, Crispix and Wheat Chex among the few I liked. I could do Rice Krispies, too but even Basic 4 was often too sweet for me (the yoghurt raisins and sugared dates).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When I was a kid in America, my parents argued with me over Total. I wanted it and they thought it was gross and wouldn't buy it. They said I should be a "regular American kid" and eat shit food like they do but American breakfast cereals all tasted like poopshits to me with Total, Crispix and Wheat Chex among the few I liked. I could do Rice Krispies, too but even Basic 4 was often too sweet for me (the yoghurt raisins and sugared dates).

      so total is the best

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        das rite

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Noticed that pigs that were fed food byproducts (skim milk and corn) were less sexually aggressive
    Cereal bros...

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people that believe in God
    >they believe God created the world and all of the good things in it
    >"let's dedicate our lives to not enjoying what the creator gave us to such a degree that everything must be stifled"
    i know this was probably some snake oil shit anyway but why did people listen to this guy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me you've never read the bible without telling me you've never read the bible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People observe that our primal tendencies make us do dumb shit
      >People want to do less dumb shit
      >People have been searching science, religion and personal ingenuity for a method to be less inclined to do dumb shit.
      >People discover most of these methods are pretty dumb.
      >Many people give up hope of ever putting up a decent fight against the urge to do dumb shit.

      To be continued...

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Posted without comment.", he commented."

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Corn Flakes are only good when doused with sugar lmao

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure if he had succeeded it would be the top selling cereal today, and society would be far healthier.

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