Nah he was a seventh-day adventist. Sylvester Graham created the graham cracker (of course those didn't have any sweetener at all) and you might be conflating him with Joshua Graham from Fallout New Vegas who was mormon.
No but it was customary to take castor oil regularly to prevent tapeworms (which cause degenerate behaviour). Doctors do not encourage deworming anymore, because they want you to remain sick forever.
Try a few drops of delicious castor oil on your morning flakes. You'll become a nofapping alpha male in no time!
The Road to Wellsville was basically about Kellogg opening a health spa with the purpose of keeping people from masturbating, he was a mad man searching for the method that would make one live past 120 years
Wonder if it was custom to jerk your morning peenor off in those days
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It was a 19th century grift where you would abstain from excess stimulation, be it in strongly flavored foods, sex, lewd thoughts and masturbation, supposedly, all human diseases were caused by excess stimulation, corn flakes were supposed to be a bland, unstimulating food.
Sex obsessed trash journalists just hyperfixate on the no masturbation part and think the corn flakes were for abstaining from jerking off.
The only things I remember about this movie are matthew broderick gets gifted some fancy belt from germany that jerks you off and anthony hopkins talks about the size and consistency of his own poop
>anthony hopkins talks about the size and consistency of his own poop
Amateur hour. I talk about the size and consistency of other people's poop. I'm a true poop connoisseur. A caca-nnoisseur, if you will.
>Ralstonism began as the Ralston Health Club, which published Edgerly's writings >Edgerly saw his followers as the founding members of a new race, based on Caucasians, and free from "impurities". He advocated the castration of all "anti-racial" (non-Caucasian) males at birth. >In addition to advice like toothbrushing, the books make various recommendations, for example that every young man should engage in a form of probationary marriage with a woman old enough to be his grandmother >Edgerly also created his own language, called the Adam-Man-Tongue, with a 33-letter alphabet >The Magnetism Club of America, another Ralstonite organization, was founded to give its members mind control >Ralstonites were to follow strict dietary guidelines. For example, watermelons were supposed to be poisonous to Caucasians. >Correct diet and proper physical exercise would help readers attain personal magnetism, which would give them control over the thoughts of others. >In 1900 Edgerly joined forces with the founder of Purina Food Company, which took the name Ralston Purina Company >he food company Edgerly founded evolved into what is now called Ralcorp which was the original manufacturer of cereal brands including Chex and Cookie Crisp
When I was a kid in America, my parents argued with me over Total. I wanted it and they thought it was gross and wouldn't buy it. They said I should be a "regular American kid" and eat shit food like they do but American breakfast cereals all tasted like poopshits to me with Total, Crispix and Wheat Chex among the few I liked. I could do Rice Krispies, too but even Basic 4 was often too sweet for me (the yoghurt raisins and sugared dates).
When I was a kid in America, my parents argued with me over Total. I wanted it and they thought it was gross and wouldn't buy it. They said I should be a "regular American kid" and eat shit food like they do but American breakfast cereals all tasted like poopshits to me with Total, Crispix and Wheat Chex among the few I liked. I could do Rice Krispies, too but even Basic 4 was often too sweet for me (the yoghurt raisins and sugared dates).
>people that believe in God >they believe God created the world and all of the good things in it >"let's dedicate our lives to not enjoying what the creator gave us to such a degree that everything must be stifled"
i know this was probably some snake oil shit anyway but why did people listen to this guy
People observe that our primal tendencies make us do dumb shit >People want to do less dumb shit >People have been searching science, religion and personal ingenuity for a method to be less inclined to do dumb shit. >People discover most of these methods are pretty dumb. >Many people give up hope of ever putting up a decent fight against the urge to do dumb shit.
Wonder if it was custom to jerk your morning peenor off in those days
The guy was a mormon I believe and basically wanted to make an edible "cold shower", graham crackers were invented for the same reason
Nah he was a seventh-day adventist. Sylvester Graham created the graham cracker (of course those didn't have any sweetener at all) and you might be conflating him with Joshua Graham from Fallout New Vegas who was mormon.
Probably, I smoke a lot of pot
>pot
Fucking boomer
Excuse me, I burn wild zaza
No but it was customary to take castor oil regularly to prevent tapeworms (which cause degenerate behaviour). Doctors do not encourage deworming anymore, because they want you to remain sick forever.
Try a few drops of delicious castor oil on your morning flakes. You'll become a nofapping alpha male in no time!
The Road to Wellsville was basically about Kellogg opening a health spa with the purpose of keeping people from masturbating, he was a mad man searching for the method that would make one live past 120 years
It was a 19th century grift where you would abstain from excess stimulation, be it in strongly flavored foods, sex, lewd thoughts and masturbation, supposedly, all human diseases were caused by excess stimulation, corn flakes were supposed to be a bland, unstimulating food.
Sex obsessed trash journalists just hyperfixate on the no masturbation part and think the corn flakes were for abstaining from jerking off.
The only things I remember about this movie are matthew broderick gets gifted some fancy belt from germany that jerks you off and anthony hopkins talks about the size and consistency of his own poop
>anthony hopkins talks about the size and consistency of his own poop
>WITH NO MORE ODOR THAN A FRESH BISCUIT
>anthony hopkins talks about the size and consistency of his own poop
Amateur hour. I talk about the size and consistency of other people's poop. I'm a true poop connoisseur. A caca-nnoisseur, if you will.
Plenty of food related subreddits my guy.
>Ralstonism began as the Ralston Health Club, which published Edgerly's writings
>Edgerly saw his followers as the founding members of a new race, based on Caucasians, and free from "impurities". He advocated the castration of all "anti-racial" (non-Caucasian) males at birth.
>In addition to advice like toothbrushing, the books make various recommendations, for example that every young man should engage in a form of probationary marriage with a woman old enough to be his grandmother
>Edgerly also created his own language, called the Adam-Man-Tongue, with a 33-letter alphabet
>The Magnetism Club of America, another Ralstonite organization, was founded to give its members mind control
>Ralstonites were to follow strict dietary guidelines. For example, watermelons were supposed to be poisonous to Caucasians.
>Correct diet and proper physical exercise would help readers attain personal magnetism, which would give them control over the thoughts of others.
>In 1900 Edgerly joined forces with the founder of Purina Food Company, which took the name Ralston Purina Company
>he food company Edgerly founded evolved into what is now called Ralcorp which was the original manufacturer of cereal brands including Chex and Cookie Crisp
This sounds like a storyline from the insane 1980s X-men comics
>every young man should engage in a form of probationary marriage with a woman old enough to be his grandmother
This place was founded by and for puritan schizophrenics.
I wish I had real food
So what's the coomer breakfast? Gamer themed breakfast burritos?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
You know what time it is.
Total, it has the nutrients required to maintain stamina during 6 hour goon seesions
>Anon can post cum tributes on imageboards all day, but does he know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
When I was a kid in America, my parents argued with me over Total. I wanted it and they thought it was gross and wouldn't buy it. They said I should be a "regular American kid" and eat shit food like they do but American breakfast cereals all tasted like poopshits to me with Total, Crispix and Wheat Chex among the few I liked. I could do Rice Krispies, too but even Basic 4 was often too sweet for me (the yoghurt raisins and sugared dates).
so total is the best
das rite
>Noticed that pigs that were fed food byproducts (skim milk and corn) were less sexually aggressive
Cereal bros...
>people that believe in God
>they believe God created the world and all of the good things in it
>"let's dedicate our lives to not enjoying what the creator gave us to such a degree that everything must be stifled"
i know this was probably some snake oil shit anyway but why did people listen to this guy
Tell me you've never read the bible without telling me you've never read the bible
People observe that our primal tendencies make us do dumb shit
>People want to do less dumb shit
>People have been searching science, religion and personal ingenuity for a method to be less inclined to do dumb shit.
>People discover most of these methods are pretty dumb.
>Many people give up hope of ever putting up a decent fight against the urge to do dumb shit.
To be continued...
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Corn Flakes are only good when doused with sugar lmao
pretty sure if he had succeeded it would be the top selling cereal today, and society would be far healthier.