protip: always check the arsehole.

protip: always check the arsehole.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got a tip you can fitness

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im using the cd method

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see deez nuts, idiot

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but there's an obvious color difference. why check their asshole when you can simply observe their skin color

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You fucking racist cunt had to bring skin color into it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You fucking racist cunt had to bring skin color into it
        And checking assholes is somehow more appropriate? I know some people wear saggy pants, but pulling down their boxers and inspecting their poop chutes is generally not considered socially acceptable behavior.
        Unless you are currently in prison, of course.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To clarify, I am not a homophobe or a bigot, and I think it is perfectly acceptable for gay men to wear their pants downlow so other men can pull down their panties at any given moment and fuck them in the butt.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That last avocado looks like it's ready to settle down.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rick bayless says to press the round end because it ripens there last

    personally I give up because they have gotten rotten before and I waste money. supposedly hispanic stores sell them already ripe because the customers demand it that way

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's the decapitated neck wound retard

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haas avocadoes are the worst variety
    go for bacon instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haas trees are the most tolerant of cold, which is why they are cultivated more in the USA.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saved. Thanks. Will try this method.
    I get them when they are like rocks. I leave them on the counter and check them daily, and roll them over. When I feel them getting a little soft under the skin, I think they will be good for the next 24-36 hours, but this method isn't perfect

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't buy tropical fruit if you're not from a tropical area. I swear 99% of retarded Culinaly posts going
    >wtf this fruit tastes like shit
    Are solved by this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Avocado
      >Fruit
      I'd hate to drink your smoothies.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I bet he thinks the sun is a fucking star too. lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a subtropical fruit, retard.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >never buy an avocado again
      thanks for the advice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normally I wouldn't but avocados are amazing for you and are completely irreplaceable in terms of texture and application. I'm willing to tolerate expense, fragility and inconvenience because it's the only game in town.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Very reasonable and I find myself in complete agreement. But somehow I still feel the need to remind you that you're a fucking homosexual, holy shit.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to be able to tell if a 'cado is ripe by testing how firmly attached the stem nub is. Stem nub falls off without much pressure? Ripe
    Stem nub is firmly attached? Unripe
    Stem nub falls off by looking at it? Overripe
    And apparently removing the nub before the 'cado is ripe ruins them and makes the flesh gray and brown.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so you're saying go for uncircumcised avocados?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Avocados are the biggest memefood ever.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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