PSA: Costco has replaced the churro with a chocolate chip cookie

PSA: Costco has replaced the churro with a chocolate chip cookie

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  1. 2 months ago
    okay

    okay

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    750 calories for one cookie is crazy
    I want one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick does a cookie have more calories than the ice cream sundae?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        PRobably has something to do with the butter, the sugar, and the fact that it's big enough to have 750 calories instead of smaller than that and thus have less calories.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its probably the size of your fist

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick does a cookie have more calories than the ice cream sundae?

      its probably the size of your fist

      It's huge, the size of an orange. Or your fist if you have a big fist.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a huge cookie. Do you work for Costco?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How fat are you?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Dude, this cookie is a big as an orange! Here's my $2.48 for something that should cost 75 cents

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a good deal for less than $2.50
    Where else can you get 750 calories for that price?
    I want the recipe for that cookie. It looks like the sort of thing you would make and pack in one of your bags when the shit hits the fan

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    good
    churros need to go back

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all butter
    just how i like em

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all butter

    As opposed to what?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oils or preservatives

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sneed oil spread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      flour

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Margarine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      some or no butter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        trips, yo

        Obviously this is false advertising since the cookies contain chocolate, therefore they are not "all butter". Imma sue those frickers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Delicious and healthy coconut oil.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flour, water, eggs, sugar, molasses, and chocolate chips.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      shortening

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really gonna pull a whale one of these days and just gorge myself at the Costco food court
    Dessert will be vanilla ice cream with a crushed up cookie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feel like the cookie is bigger than the ice cream....so you might just be eating an ice cream topped cookie Lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        True lmao
        Think I'll have to ask for an empty cup on the side and make myself the mother of all ice cream mixers

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't eat consoomerslop so I don't care

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like churros... but really the strawberry topping icecream is more what Im craving. Also i dont shop at costco.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Brown people junk changed for white people junk
    A welcome change

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Racist scumbag

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I am hihihi

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    churro are underwhelming

    is their double chocolate chunk any different from their kirkland cookies?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is their double chocolate chunk any different from their kirkland cookies?
      If “all butter” means no oils then one difference is the Costco bakery chocolate chip cookies have “margarine” listed right after butter on the ingredients.

      I don’t like this move, the churros were tasty, something I wouldn’t make at home, and most importantly good value for money - these cookies are only 1 of those 3.

      Also I’m not OP but I noticed they changed the image for their hot dogs too, aside from a much smaller looking bun it looks oddly more phallic to me now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one difference is the Costco bakery chocolate chip cookies have “margarine” listed right after butter on the ingredients.
        Good to know. Margarine makes for a softer cookie. It's nice.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one cookie
    >750 calorie
    What the frick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's to compete with those mormon cookies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's bigger than your face

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's bigger than your face

      Crumbl cookies are regular cookie sized and are 700-800 calories

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Muddy Buddies™
        gonna use that whenever i see a male gay couple. thanks anon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're called Crust-Americans.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        crumbl are not regular size
        those things are 3x bigger at least

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Insomnia cookies are better anyway. Just as bad for you though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mormons

        Insomnia cookies are better anyway. Just as bad for you though

        IIs that a weed cookie?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those taste like doughy shit.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I didn't have to visit a Costco to eat at Costco. Abhorrent middle-class protagonists everywhere, gridlocking everything from the parking lot to the aisles. White people are not meant to be in such population densities.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you ever try going in from the exit? or would you just self destruct just thinking about it? like, kaboom and shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried that one, a guard stopped me.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You just have to show your card. I've never had a problem going in through the exit door at any Costco.
          >FFS that sounds dirty
          >then again half the workers at mine are homosexuals
          >no wonder they like it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          tell them you're going up to customer service, as if you were buying a membership. Walk past the desk to the food court. Mission accomplished, batman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back to your shithole then, trash.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, America is my home now amigo. You can thank your nice president for letting me and my familia into beautiful America!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          America may be better than the shithole you were in before, but Europe is far better than America in many ways. Good luck, friend.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go ASAP when they open

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just had one today. It's like 6" diameter and 1" thick, absolute monster. Bretty gud tho would recommend.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cant pretend im not happy about it
    call me uncultured but i’ll take bhocolate bhip bookie over a bhurro any day

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2.50 for a cookie? wtf??

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yo pour one out for my homie the turkey sandwich

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the extra 50 cents for topping worth it?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was really good, definitely better than crumbl
    Grease all over your hands though, and the middle isnt completely set
    I didn't notice that it REPLACED the churro though, that's very sad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. 250 pounds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >crumblshit
      any combination of butter, sugar and flour is better and more worthwhile

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its fricking raw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white hands

      ck is healing

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chocolate chip cookie
    >more calories than a double big mac

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last year my Costco had these in store for a few weeks, I tried a box once and by the time I went back they were gone and never got restocked since... So insanely good, so insanely bad for you. Maybe it's for the best that they're gone forever

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how fricking big is that cookie for it to be 750cal?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the caloric equivalent of 10 or 11 soft and chewy chips ahoy cookies which is about how many I eat at once

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2.50 for a cookie
    What the frick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nu-Costco sucks, but to be fair, that $2.50 cookie is also 750 calories. That's more than the new Double Big Mac (but without the same macros of course)

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's similar to the ones sold in store, they'll be good.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we have both at ours.. no real menu change

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    $2.49 for a cookie? That must be one giant fricking cookie.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cookie is like 5-6 inches in diameter and 1 inch in depth, it's huge. I wish there were less chocolate, but the cookie itself is good. Compared to Crumbl and Insomnia, it's well worth the price.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you beaner

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2.49 for a fricking cookie
    how big is it? better be the size of a pizza.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am still upset they got rid of combo pizzas.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cost-cutting due to inflation. Thank Joe Biden for it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thank Joe Biden for it.
        but trump is the one who passed all those trillion dollar+ covid "recovery" bills injecting all the money into the economy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks joebama

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those checks didn't do shit
          It was under Biden that the Fed doubled the number of dollars in circulation

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure they didn't, kiddo. Sure they didn't. : )

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i-it didn't do anything because...because it just didn't ok!
            these are the "people" that you get into arguments with

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Injecting money into a strong economy doesn't cause this level inflation, moron. It's not so simple as "mo' money = mo' inflation." If there is trading and transaction to absorb the volume, then rapid inflation does not happen.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw
      that was one of my good boy foods

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/OGOpbO1.png

      >tfw
      that was one of my good boy foods

      Wish they would offer sausage

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my mommy and daddy are going to bring one of these home for me, i dont think it will still be warm by the time it gets here though, should i microwave it and for how long? or should i just eat it room temp?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      10 secs

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was there yesterday and the churros were there.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly, who even likes twisty churros? It was the right move.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      me, i like them

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GET THAT WETBACK DONUT OUTTA THERE

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans be like
    >mmm yeah lemme eat 1/3 of my caloric intake on a snack

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >snack
      fatass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How's the old Hanoi Hilton treating ya sgt. Alvarez?

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn i aint wasting half a days calories on a cookie, frick you costco stop trying to make me fatter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1500 calories a day.
      Are you a manlet or a woman

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