>put some seasoning on some regular ol pretzels and charge $8 for a bag

>put some seasoning on some regular ol pretzels and charge $8 for a bag

Frick this trend

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i am legally obliged to support dots pretzels as theyre a local north dakota food
    also theyre much cheaper here, get fricked moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kiss my turds, loser
      Even the knockoff Dot's cost more than they should

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        seethe, coastie homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jokes on you moron I live in Wisconsin

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            go frick a cow then, cletus while i enjoy my dots pretzels and massive nuclear arsenal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >local north dakota food
      fellow ndgay reporting in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I live in Montana, which is literally smack dab right next to ND, and dot's are still moron priced here. They're frickin good, but not THAT fricking good for that price.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    buy poverty pretzels then hobo

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're $5.50 at my liquor store.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dots are from north dakota. Dakotas are free states that are allies of Wyoming, I will purchase their pretzals.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her seasoning is kino thought. Those pork rinds are from heaven

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Arkansas $4.98 here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. What's life like in Arkansas? I'm in Ohio.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's really aggressively gay. We get raped constantly so if you haven't had a dick in your ass before I don't recommend it. If you have then it's pretty sweet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've lived in both places, Arkansas in the 90s was crazy, I'm in Florida now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, I don't think I could take the heat. My wife wants to go to Disneyland again but what the frick does an adult do there? I haven't watched a Disney movie in thirty years. That plus the cost.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >My wife wants to go to Disneyland again but what the frick does an adult do there?
            You get to watch kids.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We don't have any which, as far as I can tell, alleviates any necessity of spending ten grand on a one week "vacation" there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >We don't have any
                I don't see how that's a problem.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Disney is literally nothing but bars and resturants and shit, all the kiddy stuff is just to distract the kids while the parents get hammered. Epcot is like a 6 hour booze tour

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty comfy actually. Low cost of living, lots of rural area, and tons of nature. People are generally nice as well. Not a lot of cosmopolitan stuff unless you go north to Walmart controlled territory or Little Rock, which is a desolate shithole.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why you crying, gay boy? Maybe try not be so gay okay lol.
    Don’t be so gay and cry.
    Nobody make you buy the foods.
    But then you turn gay and cry anyway.
    Stupid crying gay boy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the chorus of the Official Culinaly Rap?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Is this the chorus of the Official Culinaly Rap?
        Man I wish I could find the post about the guy who beat hogs to death with a ball bat while he rapped to them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >hog
          It was cows and an axe, keyword is bap rap, here you go anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just take any hard pretzel, spritz with oil, season, and bake.
    Also
    >homestyle pretzels
    >they're hard pretzels
    Dot's a prostitute.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Got these thinking they were regular pretzels gosh darn they are so good
    Don't remember the price

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How are the cheeto mimics?

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