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comes into your house and he's hungry, starving even. He hasn't eatin in a while. He just came in from the frigid outdoors and is now tracking snow all over your floors and carpet. He is shivering. He looks frightened, as though he has just been through a harrowing ordeal. What do you prepare for him in order to bring him back to satiety?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit on a plate with homemade creamy dickcheese

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His own meat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit on a plate with homemade creamy dickcheese

      lol hardcore xxx

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's the fricking chef and he's mucking up my flat, lazy c**t can cook something for us both.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How much Bridgeton do you watch?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Zero. I do not watch the "telly"

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tea
    Earl Grey
    Hot
    and McVitie's Digestive biscuits

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Potatoes and carrots cooked in the airfyer

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The old forgotten vegetables in questionable condition from the bottom of the fridge, raw and unpeeled.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The best food you ever tasted is what you had when you were the most hungry. I'm going to serve him steak that was well done an hour ago and scallops that you can ricochet off the floor and ceiling like from a kids' vending machine. I'm going to serve him risotto that could be used to mortar bricks. He's going to be licking the roof of his mouth like a dog who had too much peanut butter and beg for more.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bowl of eggs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      epic post, take all my upvotes xD

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (you), my friend.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > Bowl of eggs
      You don't have to tell me what happened, Gordon, but you do have to eat all this.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do his TV dinners come in Crab Cakes or Beef Wellington?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not preparing shit for someone that just wanders into my home expecting to be cared for. He can get out and hope that he has more luck elsewhere before the cold takes him.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In this scenario it seems I wouldn't have time to prepare and he's starving. I will have to go with what's in the kitchen and fridge now. Start kettle for tea all I have is green tea matcha sorry c**t. Then make a grilled sandwich with roast beef, gorgonzola, grilled onion, tomato, spinach, bistro sauce. If he's going to die of starvation a glass of water, leftover Chinese takeout and a shot of rum.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >now tracking snow all over your floors and carpet
    >What do you prepare for him
    Snowcones?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make the same thread over and over, as if I were a complete homo, like OP. KYS.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I wouldn't have let him in in the first place, anyway.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he's hungry, starving even
    Ok Snagglepuss

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you prepare for him
    I don't. I show him my kitchen and tell him he either makes ravioli from scratch or he starves, just to watch him cry. Or starve. It's his choice, really.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"hey! stand over by the door and quit tracking that shit all over!"
    >"s-s-sorry, anon. i'm just so cold."
    >"it's fine. just fricking stop it. here, have a cup of coffee and eat these one-a-day teen gummy vitamins."
    >"why do you have teen vitamins?"
    >"they work better. now here, eat this grilled cheese."
    >"the cheese isn't melted, anon."
    >"it shouldn't be, it's your recipe."
    >shit_eating_grin.pic
    to continue reading you need a Culinaly gold account.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like ramen noodles when I'm that cold
    >hot
    >lots of carbs for energy
    >salt to replenish electrolytes

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tomato Soup with some grilled cheese sandwhiches on the side

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cup of tea and some hot buttery toast

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    10 rounds of 5.56x45mm NATO M193
    a strange man just broke into my house uninvited, that's all I know
    after I waste his ass I take a picture for the meme and post it here

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "raw" corned beef with a spoon

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I start by lighting a fire in the fireplace and make him a nice warm cup of sweet tea with milk. Then, I would prepare something good but quick to make such as steaks and roasted veggies and caramelized onion gravy. Then we would have hot gay sex on a bear skin in front of the fireplace for a good part of the night.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nothing Ig

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Taco Bell, that way I'm saving money on the lube

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have to eat all the eggs, Gordon

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hot toast with cheese. I put two slices of bread in the toaster, garnish the insides with hot sauce, put some american cheese and cheddar cheese in the middle and put it on the grill for a bit to melt the cheese.

    Then sprinkle some grated Parmesan on top and spoon some Campbell's tomato soup on top after heated.

    I'd also serve him some sausage on split bread, which consists of a fresh wiener out of the package boiled in hot water or fried in a pan, and then placed inside of a hotdog bun, garnish with melted cheddar cheese and sauerkraut.

    i'd also serve him so malt whiskey or Thunderbird wine to warm his bones up.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make a soup

    beef, mushrooms, carrots, eggplants, potatoes, tomatoes and explain how this recipe comes from space station 13

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Force feed him any of that frozen shit-in-a-box he's shilling.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wait, are you saying that the Gordon Ramsey branded frozen dinners aren't made by the man himself?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd serve him some Banquet frozen riblets, take it out the box and serve it on a bun and say it's my own MCRib speciality.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love to serve him my specialty SPAM stew. I call it Spew. It has fried or broiled chunks of SPAM in it, with some red potatoes, carrots, parsley, shrimp, beans, corn, and diced tomatoes all cooked in some beef broth. Try it. The name might make you want to throw up, but the taste will be having you asking for more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >spew

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing he's getting from me is a knuckle sandwich, and I insist on seconds.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd call emergency services anon.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guy breaks into my house in the middle of the winter, looking harried?
    1) make sure he's not a threat
    2) make SURE he's not a threat
    And depending on what happened next, either:
    3a) call police and/or ambulance
    4a) wait for emergy services to arrive
    5a) guy is gone, try to fix your door to hold the heat in. Call locksmith to fix door properly ASAP.
    3b) ask what's he running from
    4b) depending on the answer: chuck him out, call police, get out of there with him or hide as best as you can.
    5b) Immediate threat over: start thinking about food.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fermenting and cooking sous-vide for my champ. Of course I am. Food's ready in 2 weeks.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh frick off!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not even wrong, they've got some great restaurants there. Just don't stray into any of the extremely numerous wrong neighborhoods and under no circumstances should you move there. If you're passing through you can get some top notch road trip dinner though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've spent a week in St. Louis and Baltimore on business trips and I still can't decide which is a bigger shit hole. They both make Philadelphia look charming.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no way StL is worse than Philly when it comes to entire city blocks covered with fent addicts.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A slightly melted grilled cheese sandwich

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised no one has said that they would serve him a freshly made pineapple and ham pizza, with extra pineapple.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im watching hells kitchen clips, how come they burn everything or everything is raw?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why is a televised contest formulaic
      you can literally use the show as a drinking game
      >risotto is always fricked
      >Wellington is always fricked
      >fish is 50/50
      >talking back/breakdown is a double
      >waterphone = water cleanse

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also, the challenges don't make any sense. They always force it so be a close game

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have people to ensure the game is fair or else they'd get sued to frick.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cyanide cookies

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    soft boiled eggs with soldiers

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd severe him raw oysters and bloody mary's.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >comes into your house and he's hungry, starving even. He hasn't eatin in a while.
    >What do you prepare for him in order to bring him back to satiety?
    Boiled water with chicken bouillon.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't prepare him anything. I'd listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one else did.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pull out one of the frozen packs of my dog's food I make for her and heat it up for him. They're pretty good I might have one with him.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    given the circumstances, trying to take this as an opportunity to try to impress him would be in remarkably poor taste
    getting some hot food prepared quickly would be better, canned tomato soup will do

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a can of beans thrown at his head

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just cannot

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cook him a big bowl of rice but offer him one grain at a time, and each grain of rice costs him a kick in the balls and a slap up the ass

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