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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ranch sauce
    cant understand your uncultured accent yuro, could you mean ranch dressing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ranch is basically seasoned vegetable oil, nothing to be proud of

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ranch is basically seasoned vegetable oil, nothing to be proud of

        Now I wanna put one of these in some olive oil and see what happens

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      here to say this.

      ranch is basically seasoned vegetable oil, nothing to be proud of

      not wrong it is for goblin people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf are goblin people?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >uncultured accent
      Remember who colonized your land when you were indigenous primates.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We did. Your pussy ancestors stayed home.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        is that kind of like how muzzies are colonizing your land now?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We did. Your pussy ancestors stayed home.

          Kek cope, you’d still be swinging from tree to tree.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm almost pure Anglo (slight It*lian admixture). My family colonized Virginia 400 years ago.
            You just don't know what ranch is for, so you assume cringe videos are true.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        me. im the one here on the land after colonizing it

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even in America it is viewed as food for trailer trash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >And dipping pizza in that stuff is just unfathomable
      It's not a normal thing that Americans do. It's thought of as a low-class, trailer park type thing you would use as an insult.

      No it isn't, it's the number one most popular salad dressing in America and extremely popular to dip with tendies or pizza even at nicer middle class restaurants.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it's the number one most popular salad dressing in America
        That's like saying the most popular burger temp is well-done because that's how every fast food place makes them.
        >and extremely popular to dip with tendies or pizza even at nicer middle class restaurants
        Tendies would only be on the kids' menu at a nicer place, so who cares. And nobody is dipping pizza in ranch outside of section 9.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          *section 8

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i suppose that explains why i found this in your fridge this morning
    cant be your mothers sauce, since she's a real bit of alright
    so i guess you are the fat frick and/or goblin?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Someone should create a Jurassic Park dressing (aka sauce).

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Technically true. It's for everyone.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a midwestern thing, you wouldn't get it

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw i learn how to make chicken crust pizza and learn ranch is keto
    we eatin healthy 2nite

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thinned garlicky mayo isn't inherently gross, but the things morons do with it makes me understand some of the hate

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are goblin people? Is that like Iced Poseiden?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    another ranch dressing thread haha based xd spork lel holy kek frick all of you

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think ranch is okay but I don't think I could eat it like the yanks do. And dipping pizza in that stuff is just unfathomable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >And dipping pizza in that stuff is just unfathomable
      It's not a normal thing that Americans do. It's thought of as a low-class, trailer park type thing you would use as an insult.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ranch sauce

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >go to fast food place
      >order nuggets
      >what kind of sauce would you like?
      >ranch
      It’s sauce stupid. They don’t ask what kind of dressing you want.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        OP bottle literally says topping & dressing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s the dressing ranch. The sauce ranch comes in sauce packets.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its the same shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you still don't say ranch sauce numbnuts

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You don’t say ranch dressing when you use it as a dipping sauce. It seems we’re at an impasse.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >goblin people
    As in, short stack and thick?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >another thread of non-americans seething about america
    yawn

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