Rate my breakfast Culinaly
>eggs from my chickens
>homemade grape jelly
>overcooked the eggs a touch it is what it is
>glass of milk accompanied
Rate my breakfast?
Rate my breakfast Culinaly
>eggs from my chickens
>homemade grape jelly
>overcooked the eggs a touch it is what it is
>glass of milk accompanied
I can smell your insufferable self-indulgence from here.
>food
Looks OK, too much jelly for my taste.
Based chiggen haver.
My breakfast this morning.
Eggs from my chickens as well
More of my eggs
Look at this badboy
How do you get out?
How do I get out what
>shitbull
kys
>I bought into the retard meme
No, you kys
Chiggs and duggs at war
Cute birbs. I want ducks bad but I don't have land yet. If I get riverside land would they know to return/stay by my property after/while swimming? Eyeing some nice cheap land in WV.
think so once they get used to the property and their pen, they never wander too far, but i have never lived against big body of water with them.
nice thing about ducks vs chickens is they all stay together. throw in a goose to wander with them and youll be able to hear them easily.
>khaki campbell chad
you mean dinner
I wonder if good smelling food glitches out the pitbull's combat instinct because they get too distracted with begging for food.
>t. child who has never been around a pitbull
I live in a shithole town. I see them all the time and every other friend and neighbor I have has one. Nice try though.
Go to any hood or holler, all the dogs will be shit, regardless of breed.
Your life sucks and I hope you grow up and out of the shithole.
Post chooks
Great looking brekkies, I love nice crispy bacon.
>crappy seat
>wtf toast
>those fucking potatos (no seasoning sliced like shit)
>decent eggs I must concede
Try harder.
**sear** fucking autocorrect.
Kys, you fucking everythinglet. Post your shit
>ugly ass pitbull
subhuman iq detected
>bought into the pitbull meme
Literal retard detected.
Back you go.
>anon has the iq of your average facebook pitmommy
lol
lmao even
>buys a shitbull
>objectively the worst pet a man can buy
>proves he is incapable of making good decisions
>instantly invalidates all of his own arguments for all time
kek
Both of my pits are adopted.
Literally the best animals I've ever had.
Kys, homo
Get back to us after they maul a child
My oldest one is 13. Never harmed anything. Had her since 4 weeks. I'll let you know if something happens, though.
We're only in this time wasting conversation by your design.
The thread was fine without you and you've only shat the board up.
pit bull owners are certified retards
correct
average pitbull poster
pitbulls are the ultimate troon pet
eggcellent
Hey you guys should check your local zoning bylaws to see if you're allowed to have agricultural land use on your property. Because if it's just plain residential then you're likely not. And if you're not then your chickens and eggs are illegal. If they're illegal then that's not good, white people are supposed to follow the law.
I have 50 acres of differently zoned land.
White people do follow the rules.
Small brained dipshits can't comprehend life outside of their bubble.
I'm saying that to say this, go back, you nitpicking tranny
Where do you live that you can't grow food or have chickens. Even in the burbs they're allowed now, just no roosters
The toast looks severely burnt.
Not burnt just a lot of jelly, i actually struggle getting my toaster to put any color on my bread
Blessed, i want some of them taters
Did you grow the grapes for your jelly? What's the recipe either way?
>Not burnt just a lot of jelly, i actually struggle getting my toaster to put any color on my bread
NTA but consider this from our perspective; without any proof it does indeed look like the toast is severely burnt. Consider the classic Culinaly mantra:
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm not OP but if you read his God damn post you can see he made jelly and it had to go somewhere... I thought it was burnt in the thumbnail so I looked about before I busted his balls on it.
The OP also mentions a glass of milk that mysteriously "accompanied" yet there is not a aingle sign of any such glass in the picture. For all we know the toast could be burnt and the jelly simply hidden or nonexistent just like the milk.
that's the homemade jelly.
try to keep up
Looks good, Anon. Bake your own bread to go with the homemade grape jelly next time. Also, if you have the space, get a cow for fresh raw milk.
>Rate my breakfast Culinaly
0/10 because you burnt your toast, dumbass! Top kek!
Wew
If I could buy Culinaly I would ban phoneposting.
God I wish that were me.
In my heart, I am a simple farmer.
I never understood why anglos are so adamant about eating salted stuff in the morning.
Breakfast is for sugary stuff. Stop eating eggs or even meat, wtf. You have two other meals in the day for that.
One of the dumbest posts ever made. You're American.
I'm French ?
Even worse. No wonder you're all low T manlets.
Then what are you doing for your four other meals of the day?
There's three meals in a day
> Petit-déjeuner ::around a coffee or a tea (cereals if you're a kid) with some buttered toasts or with jam, croissants if you managed to go to the bakery. Also some fruit if you feel like it.
> Déjeuner : light stuff, sometimes cold only, usually involves a salad or other entrés and an easily digested main course. Dessert or cheese then coffee if you drink it.
If you're a kid there's a fourth meal named "goûté" around 4pm which involves very sugary food like chocolate paste on toasts or various cakes.
> Dîner (8pm): most elaborate meal with more filling recipes (except if you're old) and elaborate sauce cookingm Entrés are less important and often hot as well (like a soup). Usually with a glass of wine. Dessert or cheese again. No coffee.
Sugary food is for women and children also OP is an American not an Anglo.
> American isn't anglo
Well, hispanic immigration has been worse than I thought
> Sugary food is for women and children
Oh yeah, americans are NOT famous for putting sugar in fucking everything
Well come on homosexual, you told us where everywhere else came from since we were absolutely dying to know, so where'd the milk come from? Don't tell me it's storebought, what a casual.
he didn't even mention the bacon
Bread milk bacon are store bought, we don't have any cows or pigs yet
p. good, but fry an egg instead, sprinkle the hot oil over the yolk until it turns pink, and fry (with a tiny bit of olive oil or similar) some good quality chorizo to go with the eggs
Um, your post contributes nothing sweetie. Looks like you lose.
No, retarded homo, I have actual posts in this thread with pictures of food and it having been cooked. Out you go
>I'm actually "contributing" to the serious discussions on an imageboard. You aren't allowed to post things I don't like. I will now downvote you. This board is very important
lol homo
>n-no, y-you!
Uh oh, looks like you aren't making "high quality" "contributing" posts anymore.
>it is what it is
this is no substitute for a professional and expensive therapist. seek help
>shitskin pitmommy has a breakdown when confronted with his bad life choices
rofl
Whiter than you, Hernandez.
My life is just fine. So are the dogs. Keep laughing at work tomorrow, cuck. And tell the roommates I said hello.