I decarbed some shake and leaves but didnt want to wait 4 hours plus buy a cheesecloth for butter. Also didn't feel like eating candy and sweet edibles. Just put some on a PB sandwich. Not sure how it's gonna hit but we'll see in about an hour.
you could have just taken a spoonful of the decarbed leaves and thrown it back with some water then enjoyed your PB sandwich normally without bits of weed in it, it would have worked the same.
When you're right you're right. I've never done this before and everything I read saw that eating it with fat was preferable. It doesn't taste that different with a gram in. It blends in with the crust taste wise.
in my experience, youre gonna feel bad, or nothing
the butter process pulls.THC and other oils out of the plant matter and into solution with the butter, which makes it hundreds of times more absorb-able by your body
your stomach on its own isnt good at extracting THC or other oils from plant matter in this way, because stomach juice is aqueous & acidic, and not lipophilic as a result
you could maybe do it if you pulverized the plant matter into dust, bur as it is, its just gonna pass through you and get shat out. and you may get a stomachache on account of eating hard dry plant bits.
We'll see. I'll probably get some cheesecloth later today if this doesn't work. I may also just give up and buy some edibles.
This was mostly shake and leaves from some weed I got for free so I don't feel too bad if it goes to waste.
My go-to for easy edible is firecrackers.
Decarb weed, then put it in a lot of Nutella sandwiched between two saltines.
Wrap it in foil and bake it at like 300 for an hour or so, then put them in the freezer. The Nutella will set up and the weed gets baked into the fat of the Nutella, like
in my experience, youre gonna feel bad, or nothing
the butter process pulls.THC and other oils out of the plant matter and into solution with the butter, which makes it hundreds of times more absorb-able by your body
your stomach on its own isnt good at extracting THC or other oils from plant matter in this way, because stomach juice is aqueous & acidic, and not lipophilic as a result
you could maybe do it if you pulverized the plant matter into dust, bur as it is, its just gonna pass through you and get shat out. and you may get a stomachache on account of eating hard dry plant bits.
explained.
Probably the most efficient way to make edibles, a quarter teaspoon of bud in one cracker got me totally fucked.
huh...i wanna do that foil thing but with graham crackers and dark chocolate. i think you could just place the weed on top of a square of chocolate and it would melt in perfectly well.
I'm the original anon. It does stink. If you cook it in a mason jar it holds most of the stink in, but not all. Look up mason jar decarb and you'll get a few guides. I followed a guide on Reddit and it seems to have worked in terms of smell.
I'm doing this because I got a warning from my apartment and I'm too impatient to wait for my cheapo dry herb vape to come in the mail.
I just ate another gram or so (not exactly sure, my kitchen scale doesnt work too well at low weights.) Dumped it in some milk and chugged it. I don't feel much right now but I have a high tolerance so I could just be eating too low of a dose. I'll probably just get real edibles today to hold me over.
right now its mostly furniture & art dealing, not super expensive stuff, just good stuff x good margins, acquire at estate sales & auctions for cheap and sell to galleries & yuppies. i started with collectibles like old vidya stuff during covid when that was hot, but they started taxing collectibles sales hard & also it felt lame and gay after a while
keep an eye out for 50s-70s furniture aka mid century modern, often made of chrome tubing or curved simple wooden forms, you still see a lot at estate sales & even on the curb as trash from people cleaning out old houses...even a basic chair or stool can be worth a few hundred, and certain pretty common old brands go for a few thousand for stuff in good shape
its real but not legal lol, i was sitting in my car a few weeks ago and this guy was like "sup i sell weed", its pretty good purple mystery, half the price of dispensary stuff and better
imagine pretending you love another guys work
so you just completely steal his style to sell fucking weed to retards
its so shameful
have a little respect
The funniest thing to me is all vape and weed products think they have to use copyrighted material to draw in the coping millennials they know is buying their products already.
The funniest thing to me is all vape and weed products think they have to use copyrighted material to draw in the coping millennials they know is buying their products already.
calm down you stupid zoomers. its not "fake" just bc it didnt come from a store. its weed from a weed dealer. they just use these memey vacpacs instead of ziplocs now.
the only "weed" zoomers know is oils and wack vape cart shit - its not even weed just pure thc, and theyre always paranoid about le fakes but they all have artificial shit in them. they dont "touch grass" (ha ha) because its not "clean" to them, its sticky and messy and natural.
what a sad and chemical life they lead! to a zoomer "clean" means packaged goods with "clean" branding. they only know things as "products" and not as the natural fruits of the earth.
>zoomers don’t smoke real weed reee
Yes they do idiot. Kids are still buying and selling and smoking bud all the time.
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i mean im sure SOME do, but the general vibe from zoomers is "dudeweedlmao coping millennials kys", it seems to really upset them for some reason
i mean weed has like zero place in zoomer mass culture, it seems that xannies are their drug of choice. rappers used to rap about smoking dat chronic, when was the last time you heard that vs shit about muh xans?
their preferences in this regard dont surprise me, zoomers have such high baseline anxiety and insecurity that weed is probably a terrifying experience for them. they require the pure numbness of xanax, and they likewise require the clinical cleanliness of pressed clattering pills.
i still have to do that because it's illegal in my country. for all we shit-talk americans at least some of their politicians will put their morality to the side a little when they see the money to be made from legal weed.
>politicians will put their morality to the side a little when they see the money
This is their defining feature so if anything it's shocking that it's been so slow moving. Up next, legalize cocaine. THAT is a money maker.
bruh good question. maybe they use it for snow or something? but idk why a random strip mall would need a backhoe for that. ill let you know if i see it move.
yeah most likely for snow. a front loader can clear a parking lot much faster than a plow. though NJ is down far enough that them actually needing the capabilities of a loader are rare; they don't get that much snow at once
I just made firecrackers because of of this thread and I'm an hour in and feel nothing. Decarb'd for 15 minutes at 200F, cooked the edibles at 300F for 20 minutes. About 1.3g between three crackers, and I ate them all. Edibles are fake and gay.
While they aren't fake and gay, Ive also wasted time and good bud on shitty firecrackers that did nothing. Best to leave edibles to the pros to do for you if you don't want to do the work for the butter or waste 20 grams on a big tincture
Your process seems a bit rushed and since you only used a bit more than one gram I am afraid you might have burned most of it. Btw there are also some people who have a condition that makes it impossible for them to metabolize edible THC, maybe you have that?
Definitely wasn't burnt, or rushed. Broke it up by hand, left it big and chunky, wrapped in aluminum foil. Mixed with oily peanutbutter, wrapped again and baked at 300F for 18-20 mins. The buds were dry, but still green after decarbing. I don't think edibles work on me because I've tried making butter, and various other things and they never work on me.
or maybe it's because I smoke like 7 grams a day and just need a sizeable dose. I don't know. I'm going to try some dispensary edibles before I give up on them completely.
>or maybe it's because I smoke like 7 grams a day
bro, lead with this. thats two months supply for me. we are on completely different planes of tolerance.
for me a 1gram edible is about a weeks worth of weed all at once - for an equivalent dose a week of weed for you would be about 50g lol.
i think thats probably more than anyone should eat, and thc just isnt absorbed that fast in the stomach, so you might not get much even then. t-break is needed.
I dont like tobacco but that blunt is rolled very well. Honestly, I dont believe it has much to do with your tolerance, you should look into the way edible THC is metabolized, it works completely different than when you smoke it. Also, as I already said, some people are lacking the enzyme that is necessary to metabolize THC in the liver. It is more common than you might think. I myself know a guy like that.
im normally lazy and use use a machine to roll doobies, but i last night i bought a pack of big ol' dutch master palma blunts and rolled them the old school way, like an optimo, where you unwrap the exterior leaf in one piece, roll the blunt as usual, then "scroll" the leaf back on.
>I'm an hour in and feel nothing.
wait a little longer first kek, those are famous last words.
but you didnt cook them very long at all, the other guy said 1 hour, and also i usually decarb for 30-40 minutes at 225 which i read somewhere is ideal.
the longer cooking time for the firecracker could really make or break it too since you need the plant material to totally break down and release its THC and other oils at a cellular level.
i mean, consider that you are attempting to essentially stew a stick until it is soft. thats gonna require low and slow. 15 minutes isnt even enough to bake a damn potato.
i actually had a leftover slice of eggplant pizza (granny slice) for breakfast, and i didnt even drink the drink yet (it looks scary)..but i want people to think i live an aesthetic life...
if i wanted points i would post literally anywhere else. this is literally the one place that doesnt have points. if you must know i'm merely practicing my viral marketing skills.
au contraire mon frere. the sight of my natural, unslathered skin induced you to post in my thread, giving me additional visibility.
youre making the classic mistake of trying to "be normal." thar lane is already well filled. being noticed for being the best at being normal, thats very hard. but being noticed for being different? much easier. its the charney principle of contrarian thinking.
plus everyones tired of le clean and smooth plastic people aesthetic. its time for a return to texture, grain and peeling paint.
i didnt open it until just now actually, its an energy drink that was 99c. its rather concentrated and syrupy, and almost bitter with the alkaloid taste of caffeine and taurine. it has a heart attack warning but since its a bottle instead of a gay ass can, you can sip a little at a time and keep it in the car or w/e. its a thai product with a brazilian name for some reason lol.
gay
it's going to make you more hungry
For me its pic related served over brown rice and peas, plus three hard ciders
A fine meal, mate. Enjoy.
You eat like a dog
*licks youre dick*
I decarbed some shake and leaves but didnt want to wait 4 hours plus buy a cheesecloth for butter. Also didn't feel like eating candy and sweet edibles. Just put some on a PB sandwich. Not sure how it's gonna hit but we'll see in about an hour.
you could have just taken a spoonful of the decarbed leaves and thrown it back with some water then enjoyed your PB sandwich normally without bits of weed in it, it would have worked the same.
When you're right you're right. I've never done this before and everything I read saw that eating it with fat was preferable. It doesn't taste that different with a gram in. It blends in with the crust taste wise.
in my experience, youre gonna feel bad, or nothing
the butter process pulls.THC and other oils out of the plant matter and into solution with the butter, which makes it hundreds of times more absorb-able by your body
your stomach on its own isnt good at extracting THC or other oils from plant matter in this way, because stomach juice is aqueous & acidic, and not lipophilic as a result
you could maybe do it if you pulverized the plant matter into dust, bur as it is, its just gonna pass through you and get shat out. and you may get a stomachache on account of eating hard dry plant bits.
We'll see. I'll probably get some cheesecloth later today if this doesn't work. I may also just give up and buy some edibles.
This was mostly shake and leaves from some weed I got for free so I don't feel too bad if it goes to waste.
My go-to for easy edible is firecrackers.
Decarb weed, then put it in a lot of Nutella sandwiched between two saltines.
Wrap it in foil and bake it at like 300 for an hour or so, then put them in the freezer. The Nutella will set up and the weed gets baked into the fat of the Nutella, like
explained.
Probably the most efficient way to make edibles, a quarter teaspoon of bud in one cracker got me totally fucked.
huh...i wanna do that foil thing but with graham crackers and dark chocolate. i think you could just place the weed on top of a square of chocolate and it would melt in perfectly well.
How to ez decarb and will it stink up my house?
I'm the original anon. It does stink. If you cook it in a mason jar it holds most of the stink in, but not all. Look up mason jar decarb and you'll get a few guides. I followed a guide on Reddit and it seems to have worked in terms of smell.
I'm doing this because I got a warning from my apartment and I'm too impatient to wait for my cheapo dry herb vape to come in the mail.
I just ate another gram or so (not exactly sure, my kitchen scale doesnt work too well at low weights.) Dumped it in some milk and chugged it. I don't feel much right now but I have a high tolerance so I could just be eating too low of a dose. I'll probably just get real edibles today to hold me over.
The OG Red Bull
kang
The rest is trash
Nigga got a loogie stain on his window lmao
I decided to buy a pog elfbar because of your shitty threads. It's alright.
ive been in charge of my own life since i was 23 thanks. cant imagine having le boss as an adult.
What do you do? Also i remember your vape and mr.coffee thread. I need to get a life.
right now its mostly furniture & art dealing, not super expensive stuff, just good stuff x good margins, acquire at estate sales & auctions for cheap and sell to galleries & yuppies. i started with collectibles like old vidya stuff during covid when that was hot, but they started taxing collectibles sales hard & also it felt lame and gay after a while
keep an eye out for 50s-70s furniture aka mid century modern, often made of chrome tubing or curved simple wooden forms, you still see a lot at estate sales & even on the curb as trash from people cleaning out old houses...even a basic chair or stool can be worth a few hundred, and certain pretty common old brands go for a few thousand for stuff in good shape
it is grey today though...https://youtu.be/To_lZguVzms
Cut your nails you filthy fuck
i need them to eat my lunch with
Is tht fake weed or real products?
It's legal in joisey
its real but not legal lol, i was sitting in my car a few weeks ago and this guy was like "sup i sell weed", its pretty good purple mystery, half the price of dispensary stuff and better
>leaf society
>pedo symbol
Canadian sex cult?
Why are election tourists so retarded?
Cringe?
imagine pretending you love another guys work
so you just completely steal his style to sell fucking weed to retards
its so shameful
have a little respect
The funniest thing to me is all vape and weed products think they have to use copyrighted material to draw in the coping millennials they know is buying their products already.
If you see shit using copyrighted materials that’s how you know it’s fake.
calm down you stupid zoomers. its not "fake" just bc it didnt come from a store. its weed from a weed dealer. they just use these memey vacpacs instead of ziplocs now.
zoomers would have a panic attack and die if they had to get their weed from a nagger in a gas station parking lot like we used to
the only "weed" zoomers know is oils and wack vape cart shit - its not even weed just pure thc, and theyre always paranoid about le fakes but they all have artificial shit in them. they dont "touch grass" (ha ha) because its not "clean" to them, its sticky and messy and natural.
what a sad and chemical life they lead! to a zoomer "clean" means packaged goods with "clean" branding. they only know things as "products" and not as the natural fruits of the earth.
>zoomers don’t smoke real weed reee
Yes they do idiot. Kids are still buying and selling and smoking bud all the time.
i mean im sure SOME do, but the general vibe from zoomers is "dudeweedlmao coping millennials kys", it seems to really upset them for some reason
i mean weed has like zero place in zoomer mass culture, it seems that xannies are their drug of choice. rappers used to rap about smoking dat chronic, when was the last time you heard that vs shit about muh xans?
their preferences in this regard dont surprise me, zoomers have such high baseline anxiety and insecurity that weed is probably a terrifying experience for them. they require the pure numbness of xanax, and they likewise require the clinical cleanliness of pressed clattering pills.
i still have to do that because it's illegal in my country. for all we shit-talk americans at least some of their politicians will put their morality to the side a little when they see the money to be made from legal weed.
>politicians will put their morality to the side a little when they see the money
This is their defining feature so if anything it's shocking that it's been so slow moving. Up next, legalize cocaine. THAT is a money maker.
I don't see any food here.
How long has that tractor been sitting there?
bruh good question. maybe they use it for snow or something? but idk why a random strip mall would need a backhoe for that. ill let you know if i see it move.
yeah most likely for snow. a front loader can clear a parking lot much faster than a plow. though NJ is down far enough that them actually needing the capabilities of a loader are rare; they don't get that much snow at once
No eat shit
I just made firecrackers because of of this thread and I'm an hour in and feel nothing. Decarb'd for 15 minutes at 200F, cooked the edibles at 300F for 20 minutes. About 1.3g between three crackers, and I ate them all. Edibles are fake and gay.
While they aren't fake and gay, Ive also wasted time and good bud on shitty firecrackers that did nothing. Best to leave edibles to the pros to do for you if you don't want to do the work for the butter or waste 20 grams on a big tincture
Your process seems a bit rushed and since you only used a bit more than one gram I am afraid you might have burned most of it. Btw there are also some people who have a condition that makes it impossible for them to metabolize edible THC, maybe you have that?
Definitely wasn't burnt, or rushed. Broke it up by hand, left it big and chunky, wrapped in aluminum foil. Mixed with oily peanutbutter, wrapped again and baked at 300F for 18-20 mins. The buds were dry, but still green after decarbing. I don't think edibles work on me because I've tried making butter, and various other things and they never work on me.
or maybe it's because I smoke like 7 grams a day and just need a sizeable dose. I don't know. I'm going to try some dispensary edibles before I give up on them completely.
>or maybe it's because I smoke like 7 grams a day
bro, lead with this. thats two months supply for me. we are on completely different planes of tolerance.
for me a 1gram edible is about a weeks worth of weed all at once - for an equivalent dose a week of weed for you would be about 50g lol.
i think thats probably more than anyone should eat, and thc just isnt absorbed that fast in the stomach, so you might not get much even then. t-break is needed.
I dont like tobacco but that blunt is rolled very well. Honestly, I dont believe it has much to do with your tolerance, you should look into the way edible THC is metabolized, it works completely different than when you smoke it. Also, as I already said, some people are lacking the enzyme that is necessary to metabolize THC in the liver. It is more common than you might think. I myself know a guy like that.
im normally lazy and use use a machine to roll doobies, but i last night i bought a pack of big ol' dutch master palma blunts and rolled them the old school way, like an optimo, where you unwrap the exterior leaf in one piece, roll the blunt as usual, then "scroll" the leaf back on.
>I'm an hour in and feel nothing.
wait a little longer first kek, those are famous last words.
but you didnt cook them very long at all, the other guy said 1 hour, and also i usually decarb for 30-40 minutes at 225 which i read somewhere is ideal.
the longer cooking time for the firecracker could really make or break it too since you need the plant material to totally break down and release its THC and other oils at a cellular level.
i mean, consider that you are attempting to essentially stew a stick until it is soft. thats gonna require low and slow. 15 minutes isnt even enough to bake a damn potato.
if I ever reach this point in my life I'd kill myself
you think youre better than me??
no, I just think I don't want to ever be in a position where an energy drink and weed is my breakfast
i actually had a leftover slice of eggplant pizza (granny slice) for breakfast, and i didnt even drink the drink yet (it looks scary)..but i want people to think i live an aesthetic life...
it's more important to take care of yourself than to impress a bunch of randos on a bulgarian fishing board anon
no i am taking care of myself, i just want to front that i live recklessly
Your the elf bar guy. I can tell from your dry ass chapped hands. Why do you want internet points for doing drugs?
if i wanted points i would post literally anywhere else. this is literally the one place that doesnt have points. if you must know i'm merely practicing my viral marketing skills.
>i'm merely practicing my viral marketing skills.
Invest in some lotion. The chapped skin is a turn off
au contraire mon frere. the sight of my natural, unslathered skin induced you to post in my thread, giving me additional visibility.
youre making the classic mistake of trying to "be normal." thar lane is already well filled. being noticed for being the best at being normal, thats very hard. but being noticed for being different? much easier. its the charney principle of contrarian thinking.
plus everyones tired of le clean and smooth plastic people aesthetic. its time for a return to texture, grain and peeling paint.
>"I'll have the #4 dirtbag"
can you tell us what it is?
i didnt open it until just now actually, its an energy drink that was 99c. its rather concentrated and syrupy, and almost bitter with the alkaloid taste of caffeine and taurine. it has a heart attack warning but since its a bottle instead of a gay ass can, you can sip a little at a time and keep it in the car or w/e. its a thai product with a brazilian name for some reason lol.
safe and effective