Rate my cali burrito bros

Rate my cali burrito bros

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >23 bucks
    Does this include a handy and an 8-ball?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Strayan dollars

      Standard cali burrito is 14.50 but I got double meat and more extra shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Strayan dollars
        So just a handy then?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Triad's finest, freshly trafficked

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what makes it c*lifornia

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some homosexual is gonna stick it in his mouth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has fries

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Australians like this? I mean, you know California burritos are an actual thing, and include basically nothing listed here, right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, here's nothing about it that's particularly uncommon vs what you find in your average burrito around here in Cali, except replace the fresh coriander with cilantro.
      Then again, I don't know what is supposed to make this particularly Californian either.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Fresh coriander" just means cilantro in straya speak. And yes, that's all kind of Cali adjacent, but it would be more like pico, carne asada, shredded cheese, and fresh salsa served on the side. It's a lot of the same ingredients, but they somehow get it wrong on every single point.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Fresh coriander" just means cilantro in straya speak. And yes, that's all kind of Cali adjacent, but it would be more like pico, carne asada, shredded cheese, and fresh salsa served on the side. It's a lot of the same ingredients, but they somehow get it wrong on every single point.

        Cali burritos have French fries in them

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm from California and I have never seen or heard of that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s because you live in Weed.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Am I mistaken?
              >No, it is the Californians who are wrong!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even though you’re clueless it doesn’t matter anyway, the French fries are too much for a burrito. Asada guac salsa is all you need

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm from California and I have never seen or heard of that
            No, you're not. California burritos aren't even a regional thing. They're fricking everywhere in California and all adjacent states.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm in the central valley, and no place I know of serves that shit around here. I imagine the beaners would laugh you out of the county.

              it's socal, 707 bro.

              That makes sense, but I haven't heard about it from any of the LA dwellers I've talked to lately.
              It really sounds like something dreamed up by the Idaho board of commerce, and then they said "wait, we can't call it an Idaho burrito, test groups wouldn't touch it"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you get some kind of satisfaction out of pretending to be stupid

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’ll take that as a resounding yes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's socal, 707 bro.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bogan
    Enjoy your "Mexican" food cooked by Peruvians

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