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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lonely and sad/10
    and the goyslop 0/10

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a hole in your joint

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      theres supposed to be a hole in a joint anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not on the side idiot

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks peaceful fren, I hope you get some of the nice super cronchy fries in there.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that is New England McDonald's coffee.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is it better around here? genuine question because i've always felt like it was especially good here in sunny CT, but i rarely travel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It is brewed using Newman's Own coffee instead of Kraft floor sweepings coffee McDonald's serves to flatlanders. The caffeine content in the New England McDonald's coffee is considerably higher than the rest of US locations. Also just gotta say Connecticut is a cheap parody of Massachusetts and has the worst Beaches in the north east.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thanks bro
          let's go to the beach this summer

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Take the train up to Cape Ann.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >rarely travel
        classic ameripoor rural whitoid

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oldperson hand old person hand old person hand old person hand

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thats what cold does fool. just going outside things

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cut ur nails troony

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >t. chews his nails to the cuticles

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How is having nails long enough to actually open the tab on a can of beer being a troony? Why do you see trannies everywhere?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like you need to start buying glass bottles like real men

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ring finger to index finger length ratio. Long nails not quite long enough for most to notice, but still more feminine than a hetero male would typically keep. They're clean, so that shows that the length is intentionally cultivated. No manicure as shown by the overgrown cuticles, this is strictly an in-house operation. I'd say OP is a femmy gay or a troony but hasn't come out yet. The long nails are all he feels he can get away with in public without risking his secret. A bit of clandestine femininity on display. At first I considered that OP could be into fingerstyle or classical guitar, but then there's that finger length ratio to consider. Anyway, pop top cans these days have changed. They have a sharp seam of metal underneath the tab that catches and shreds nails. If that were the purpose behind these nails they would not be so even and undamaged. I personally find OP's hands to be quite attractive.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              unfortunately for yr science i have a fat dick and a gf, and i havent trapped since college, so there

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >i havent trapped since college,
                You what?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                appeared in the guise of a female, ofc... didnt we all have that phase? the skinny ones anyway...this was the traps aint gay era, like 2010ish, so trannies didnt exist yet. cant do that kind of thing anymore or people will think im a dick cutter. plus my beard shadow is darker now kek.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well said but you forgot to mention the unclean induction.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                its not an induction and its just crumbs, what am i a roomba

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I can't tell if it's sad or impressive how much effort and thought you put into this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gay fingers

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    makes me hungry and wish I wasn't at work/10 anon, well done. Damn shame we can't get the fries with an egg mcmuffin, aint it?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cold ass breakfast
    >it isn't cold ass
    Next you'll reveal you weren't on a fast.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is second breakfast dummy, that was my morning walk 'n' bite

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    neh

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a weed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      saddest of sad, its an eight buck delta 8 bodega joint

      im broke, shut up

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mexican Black person go back to where you came from

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grumblenuts/10

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