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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you undercooked your eggs and overcooked your beef

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you overcooked supermarket ground beef!11!1

      this is your brain on reddit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know anybody who's gotten sick from liquid egg yolks. If it happened once in my lofe, which it won't, it would be worth it for the thousands of times that I'd managed to enjoy the creamy runny richness.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Quintessential post

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If anything the eggs are slightly overcooked

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you overcooked your eggs and undercooked your beef.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4.5/10
    people will just throw eggs on anything
    and you're having a black coffee with it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Anon, just a little too much time on the beef, and just a little too little time on the eggs.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    terrible. 0/10. would not even eat drunk and I'm offended I had to look at the picture

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not op but it's mashed potatoes, eggs and meat. it's passable at least, especially if you're drunk

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you undercooked your potatoes and somehow also overcooked your potatoes

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    clean keyboard NOW

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dinner
    >black coffee
    Only bad choice
    All in all 8/10.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you had made a simple gravy to put on top of your beef and mash instead of eggs, I would have got a boner. As it stands, my wiener is floppier than a wet noodle and my balls hurt.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    add some sour cream, green onions, bacon and spices to your potatoes

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >troony keyboard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, what?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but i dont see rgb glow though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >office keyboard from 2001
      >troony keyboard
      pick one

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a modern mechanical keyboard in retro colors. It goes CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK and feels good and autistic people love them. Lots of trans folks are autistic and obsessed with mechanical keyboards.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea. OP has some sort of exceptional mental illness. His ass is definitely an entry and exit.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6/10. looks filling and warm. i would have added green onion at a minimum.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking shit

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6/10.
    Calorically efficient, some decent protein, no vegetables and minerals, too much fat, but tasty if a bit too bland.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pragmatic/10

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks tasty, I’d normally do this with rice instead of mashed potatoes but would still enjoy.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rate mine, buttholes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now that's a proper meal.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too many carrots and someone ate most of the bread. You can see rodent like bit marks. 4/10

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks bad, Todd.
      Both actually do look fairly unappetizing in all seriousness

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks comfy, I'd eat it. needs egg though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those don't look like buttholes..
      Carrots are too smol for my tastes, but If you Hadn't told me they were buttholes, I'd have eaten that.
      Solid LOOKING 8.5/10
      (I don't eat buttholes)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks good bro 6.5/10

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I recognize that Toast-R-Oven tray.
        Looks like perfect brinksmanship with burning to me.
        2Fun facts for ya:
        1) dollar store aluminum foil sheets fit those PERFECTLY for easy clean-up, and
        2) that pan is a great size for making a 4 slice Square pidzer from scratch. I've made hundreds of them. (without the foil liner, but Olive oiled instead)
        I never thought of eating right off the pan, but I can see how that could be inspiration to clean it up after you're finished. (pull off foil, I mean.)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proper sloppa. I bet it was lush.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      try cooking your carrots whole instead of chopping them into tiny pieces like a baby
      the flavor is better when whole and they are also more nutritious that way
      you can cut them into smaller pieces after cooking if you must

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ill go tell my grandma you don't like her cooking, homosexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't like the cooking from my grandma on my dad's side, loved her but could never tell her that her cooking sucked. That's one reason, not the only reason that I learned to cook for myself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >flavor is better when whole and they are also more nutritious that way
        lol wrong, it's literally the same dumbass. cotton things up smaller doesn't change the way it tastes and neither does it transform/remove any chemicals or minerals that make up the carrot. go back to highschool chemistry you braindead frick

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's not the same and you wouldn't know because you've never tried it
          I have
          and the flavor is much nicer when they are cooked whole
          studies have also proven that they retain more nutrients when cooked whole
          I'm sorry you are so angry and miserable though hope things get better for you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            studies show you're full of shit sorry

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks healthy but really bland

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BASED and realfood-pilled.
    Breakfast/10
    Looks like you panfried the eggs in butter, then steam finished them with the lid on and a splash of water.
    Nice Keyboard too..
    Only thing missing for me is a couple slices of homemade bread toast, and a nice few shakes of medium hotsauce/sriracha.
    You microwaved the coffee, didn't you?
    WHY does it usually taste like pencil shavings when you do that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WHY ROBBIE ROBOT??

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's star wars bullshit and not Robbie the Robot.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/WtVUzYE.jpeg

            HOLY LITERALgayGING!!
            Ok FINE!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no numpad memeboard

    have a nice day

    also, your food looks like bland shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no numpad memeboard
      >have a nice day

      No U Retrad
      NTA, but, Any F00L can see:
      There is a separate numpad cord coming off of the main.
      ~AND~
      You are a pl*bbit spacing gaygt.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pl*bbit spacing

        I see the newbie detector is still working.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you are a shitty troll who can't even into WHAT Pl*bbit spacing IS.
          It's NOT just the first line, Midwit--It's the HABIT of slamming return 2x everytiem you scrawl out another shitty pre-fab opine for mass approval.
          I'll bet you don't even Know what a newbie IS either.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What is with you zoomers and randomly capitalising words?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Checked
              Not a zoomie, but this site USED to have formatting for bold and italics. There is no other way to put nuance or tone into text.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eggs look good, which is why you tried to hide the rest with them

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eat at a dining table

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick owns a dining table?
      >you MUST have a $20,000 expandable dining table that seats 20 and don't forget the china hutch with $50,000 plates no one's allowed to ever use!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dumbass

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks bland, just like your desk and keyboard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my life is dull

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gg for being frugal i guess? No veggies tho

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eggs with the crumbs from the bottom of the oven
    >dry overcooked ground beef with rotten brown onions
    >the most disgusting looking scrambled eggs
    >boiling coffee
    >a keyboard from 1995

    terrible

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is your coffee rippling?
    Did you leave your dildo running on the desktop again?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat the keyboard it would not only taste better than that slop but be more nutritious.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 seriously

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    depends on how you seasoned the beef. 5/10 if you seasoned the beef how I would, but I don't know a good way to season it

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THERE IS MORE NUTRITION IN THE CRUMBS IN YOUR KEYBOARD.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You wanna get buttfricked?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NOPE.

        THERE IS MORE NUTRITION IN MY BUTT THAN IN YOUR DICK.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm going to eat your ass

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is your coffee bubbling? Looks like a good dinner though. I like stirring spring greens into my mashed potatoes

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there even any caffeine in that coffee? Looks way over-roasted. Anywho, have a nice day with your little keyboard.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BOOOOOOOO

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    describe your dish, chef

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