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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you not eating at the dining room table?

    • 2 months ago
      Lunch Haver

      I cannot watch videos of bugs fighting on YouTube at my dining room table

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They rage wars upon each other and you watch it for amusement?

        • 2 months ago
          Lunch Haver

          Mayhaps

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is the pink sludge? Crab dip? Beet salad?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ambrosia. Because I'm a gay homosexual and my hot lover loves it!!!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you buy the ultimate bottom friendly cook book?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't need to. Your dad gave me the crib notes.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be a homosexual your entire life and just eat breakfast and dinner like a normal human being. Frick you and your stupid kids.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clearly you’re a homosexual.. ambrosia and chatecurie (however the frick you spell it)

    Do god a favor and get some of those dog mealworm treats and eat them because we need to de-parasite your homosexual brain before you start getting urges to dress up like a woman

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shark coochie board
    For you alone?

    • 2 months ago
      Lunch Haver

      I don't trust a man that cannot eat an entire charcuterie spread in one sitting

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    charcuterie is great for lunch or a snack. I had cheese, meats, crackers olives and a belgian golden ale the other week and it was excellent.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One too many items of foodstuff. I get it's supposed to be some kind of fake charcuterie spread but you need to cut that back a little bit or you'll look like a fatass, and then you'll become one. A solid and humble 5/10

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heh, you bought the cheapest Chinese sweatshop forks just like me.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bunch of random snacks you had/10
    Love me some charcuterie tho

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ploughmans/10
    you just need a whole onion for biting

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks pretty unappetizing

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pasta looks nice.
    >nom nom
    >stabs you

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >deli meat
    >cheese
    >pickles
    >crackers and pasta
    Just make a goddamn sandwich, butthole.

    • 2 months ago
      Lunch Haver

      >sees meat and cheese
      >make a sandwich

      I will not be bound by bread. My meals do not require structure.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's like a big snack, not really a meal

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If that's your lunch, how fricking big and convoluted is dinner?

    • 2 months ago
      Lunch Haver

      Depends on how big lunch was I reckon. A few weeks ago I made a three course dinner of cold pea soup, tomato tarts, and braised duck on mashed potatoes. That one was a bit much

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >refined white flour in various shapes
    >non-descript pink sludge, probably sugar and palm oil
    >processed cured meats

    The only edible thing on your spread is the nuts, cheese, and pickled cucumber, except the nuts look like they're coated in some sort of seasoning which is unfortunately probably made with canola or corn oil as the primary ingredient, so really it's just the cheese and cucumber.

    • 2 months ago
      Lunch Haver

      Hey everybody, this guy hates oil

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vegetable oil, aka rancid industrial waste lubricant that's been de-odorized, bleached, and sold so cheaply that the only thing lower is Chinese gutter oil.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bloody tea candles? They are there to make your post-supper fap more romantic?

    The glass is filled with vodka I hope. Otherwise meh.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where did you get those OG tealight candles from? the only ones i can find are half as thick and only burn for like 10min

    • 2 months ago
      Lunch Haver

      Sorry, I don't quite remember where I got them, I've had a big pack for years

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