Rate my pasta carbonara

Rate my pasta carbonara

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can’t cook, but I suspect you know that and this is le epic rage bait

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      THIS MAKES ME SO OOOOOH AANGRRYYY

      What am I doing wrong?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THIS MAKES ME SO OOOOOH AANGRRYYY

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do you hold everything like a moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why is he gay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          who says I'm gay?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You just did

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You did in this post

                who says I'm gay?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >a question is a statement
                lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                OP here, I am GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                OP destroyed

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm gay
            well that settles it

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have the sun's rays ever touched your skin

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's not creamy at all lol you're obviously moronic since you're using a non stick pan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Twirl it up on a fork and serve it in a nice cone shaped heap like if you want to get pussy

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Take it off the heat completely when you add the egg and cheese (if you're adding cheese). Looks like it's cooked out too far.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gotta go with the other posters, this looks overcooked

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks tasty regardless

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Missing peas

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Arm
    >supple
    >soft
    >smooth
    >pale white
    >thin
    Cooking
    >terrible
    Flags
    >checked

    Are you a cool troony or a mean one?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even worse, he is just an average unemployed Finn.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't seem to even contain carbon

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, I am GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a kitchen. also, drink more milk, that cute feminine twig arm look about ready to snap in half.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rate my noodle delight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oooops

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what's on it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          powder
          sriracha

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you mean the rahmin spice packet powder? also no oil? dry noodles are great stirred up with some oil prior to seasoning

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there is so many ways to cook ramen man, dont eat it like this

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eggcellent

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have a tiny little bird wrist. Pathetic.
    This is what a man's arm should look like.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sweet Rollie bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did you really think making a fist to hide your sausage fingers would make it so we couldn't tell you are moronicly fat?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this pic is older than I am, and I'm fricking old...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How new are you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you shave your arms, or do your wranglers do that for you?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This looks okay. Did you add pasta water? It's not against the rules to add cheese either.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    -1/10

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    needs cream, peas and some tiny chunks of ham.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But there is cream

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Marone!

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i made something like this today, except after making spaghetti i dumped it in a bowl mixture of eggs and half-and-half. while the spaghetti was cooking, however, onions, tomatoes and garlic were doing its thing. i then added them together and it do be tasting good, yeah. whats the name of the dish i made?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >whats the name of the dish i made
      spanget

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that looks like a soviet kitchen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it looks finnish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I almost assumed it would be the schitzo-Greek but he has a half height fridge right next to his lump stove.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          skin colour too light for a greek

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    more like pasta barfanara

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why are ur arms so small, can i suck on ur fingers

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a good carbonara recipe that they've made and enjoyed?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you eatin all that by yourself big boy?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sloppa

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