red pill me on Cosmic Brownies

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They used to be good but now they're hot garbage

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even when I was a kid I thought they sucked. Dunno what people saw in them.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love Little Debbie fudge brownies. They're literally the only mass produced brownie that ACTUALLY hits like fudge. However, I loathe gnutts on my brownies.

    Enter Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies™

    9/10 easy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd love to give Little Debbie a fudge brownie if you know what I'm saying

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I do anon I really do

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >loathe
      Are you loathesome-anon? Do you say
      >loathesome nuts
      every time you see them? Have you ever said it out loud around other people?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I never say "loathsome nuts" in person out loud or on Culinaly

        I DO say "I loathe gnutts" in person out loud and on Culinaly

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        loathesume post anon

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2 bite brownies are the best goyslop brownies

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 /tg/ greentext

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mandela effect incoming.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what is it this time?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is it this time?

      They used to just be called Swiss Rolls, right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly couldn't say one way or the other. I don't remember the packaging

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then what good are you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please don't fall for this. They're the exact same, I do this trick on /b/ all the time

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's Little Debbie like?
    As someone on the other side of the globe who absolutely loves cake snacks those make me wanna try them so hard.
    They look like the epitome of comfort slop, definitely slop but delicious.
    Are they as good as the packaging makes you think?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The texture is really good but the chocolate tastes chemically and artificial. Sort of the same way a tootsie roll tastes like chocolate or watermelon candy tastes like watermelon. You can tell what they are going for but its weirdly off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As a kid, I enjoyed these.
      But as a rule this stuff tends to get worse over time as they substitute real ingredients with cheap shit.
      also it probably varies by brand. picrel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mrs Freshley's does honey buns the best imo, everyone else its hit or miss as to if its moist or not, Freshley's is always moist

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They once were good, but the recipe changed and they became shit. Low IQ shitters do not detect the change, and make a mockery of it.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You get some shitty vanilla ice cream and break up the cosmic brownie and mix together

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in 2022/early 2023 when inflation was hitting everywhere really badly they changed the recipe to be even more artificial and shitty and it never got better

    oatmeal cream pies, nutty buddies are still decent though. fudge rounds are on the fence.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oatmeal cream pies, nutty buddies are still decent though
      can confirm, had both within the last 6 months. I hope they havent gone to shit since then but you never know these days

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were supposed to be a special seasonal variety of the original brownie but they became popular and phased out the original walnut brownie over a short period.

    Reality: People with nut allergies could eat the cosmic brownies without getting sick and using the candy bits cut costs significantly.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're kino little morsels.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're just a hair too dense, if fluffier they'd be a 10/10 quick brownie snack
    but as is, 9/10

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like to pick the candy bits off and eat them one by one before eating the brownie

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a kid they were cool as a school-lunch dessert. But there's literally no reason for an adult to eat this, it's the worst version of a brownie. Even if you don't wanna bake your own, any grocery store has better premade brownies than this. I've tried them on a nostalgia-purchase and they do not hold up. I think it's actually one of the worst in the little debbies lineup, because a lot of their products are kinda their own unique thing, whereas this is just a shitty artificial version of something you can get anywhere

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we had a party in 4th grade, and the class fatty/pigpen brought these in to share. the thing is though that they had to be split in half in order for everyone to have one (i'm assuming because he was poor and didn't want to buy 2 boxes). you could tell they were pulled apart by hand, which looking back is pretty nauseating. i ate mine, but haven't had one since.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's such an interesting memory. I wish I could have a copy of it for my brain

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were like crack to me as an elementary school kid. As I got older I realized they just suck. Too dense and too artificial.
    However I still enjoy an occasional zebra cake or banana twin.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was an oatmeal sandwich/nutty buddy kid but now I find them too sweet to be enjoyable. These and the christmas tree cakes still hold up.

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