redpill me on canned food

redpill me on canned food

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DEENZ?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's tinned

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can eat it

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is the hero we deserve

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      who is this guy? plz give name it looks interesting

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        %2FMatthewCarlson

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow a latino chudjak

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a quant phenotype!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      His synth stuff is cool and he doesn't draw a tons of attention to it.

      I'm going in deens in tomato sauce over rice. Wish me luck.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    feels based and hobo pilled eating straight out of an open can

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think of Rust. With canned beans too.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    canned tuna is heaven

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's food in a can

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      true

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    turns out you're supposed to open the can before eating it

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    with canned goods, you get to use can openers

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it comes in cans

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too, but enough about your mum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not necessarily. You can can food in jars.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats jarring it tho

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no its called canning

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            no its called jarring when its in a jar

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              false

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                if it was called canning it would be in a can

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Canning predates cans, Anon

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                jarring might, impossible for cans to predate themselves

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes anon, its okay to admit you're wrong you know

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Were you always stupid or did you take lessons?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                says the person who thinks putting stuff in a jar is canning it

                The word is canning, not jarring. "Can" meant container or vessel, not the specific metal thing it means today.

                It was done with glass initially, then tin containers were invented later and eventually became referred to as "cans" because unlike the glass vessels used before, these containers were not used for anything but canning.

                Read a book, you dumb Black person

                okay professor, what do you call putting something in a box, bagging it? fricking pretentious moron

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't have a costco card

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what would I want at goyco

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >okay professor, what do you call putting something in a box, bagging it? fricking pretentious moron
                Think of it like this: a Black colored person can be a Black person of color, but not all people of color are Black people.
                Does that help?
                We need to stop thinking that words used to describe things remain constant, and we need to learn to adapt. For example, people refer to cans these days as those metal things they put food in, but in the old days, they referred to cans as those glass things they put food in. We need to use archaic terminology that nobody today would understand in order to appease the autists. Language is only useful as long as you are capable of communicating with others, which is why we need to constantly redefine what everything means. QRD (Quality Research in Dementia).

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                so adapt to using the words that make sense, putting it in a can is canning, putting it in a jar is jarring, putting it in a bottle is bottling
                type as many gay walls of text as you want, it wont change the fact youre a dumbass and youve been found out

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what they did, son

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                so whats the fricking problem
                are you so stupid you dont even know how to concede properly?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                At this point you've looked this up and are just being a piece of shit

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                no anon, I simply observe logic before bending the knee to antiquated ninnies on Culinaly
                it goes in a jar, its called jarring

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just ignore him, he's clearly too stupid to be worth the effort.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                so whats the fricking problem
                are you so stupid you dont even know how to concede properly?

                You are a fricking moron, and now you're talking to a troll. Shamefur dispray

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So I suppose you support calling jarring "canning"
                how am I the moron here? no ones making you open your big mouth and prove how gay you are

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did I stutter?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shamefur
                a little bit yeah, do you have your handler nearby, Im worried youre having a stroke

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The word is canning, not jarring. "Can" meant container or vessel, not the specific metal thing it means today.

                It was done with glass initially, then tin containers were invented later and eventually became referred to as "cans" because unlike the glass vessels used before, these containers were not used for anything but canning.

                Read a book, you dumb Black person

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Read a book
                I learned this from James Burke, but you have the same story I do. IIRC, a Frenchman used champagne bottles

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah, James Burke is legit, too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But that's jarred food

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer crammed food

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can eat it, use it as a hockey puck or chuck it at someones head, a rather versatile means of keeping food.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    filled with estrogen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about your medical condition

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the cans are lined with plastic

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DONT open the forbidden Tuna.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever wanted preserved ingredients conveniently set to use whenever you need?
    >Canned veggies
    An actual treat that feels special even when it's just syrup?
    >Canned fruit (peaches MMM)
    How about fully prepared meals with an odd artificial flavour you weirdly like and crave from time to time?
    >Canned meatballs in sauce

    That's my brain, I love canned food and I'm not sure why
    I love cooking and getting fancy about meals, and I also love canned cheap food, it's crazy good

    It evokes the MIRACLE, the accumulated science over thousands of years of human development that got us to the dream of the first humans: food, whenever you want, preserved from spoilage, as long as you need
    Cans of food make me think of industry, of chemistry, of cooking, humanity
    Think about a can of food, it's ugly as frick, in the age where everything is made artificially pretty to attract you, it is an outlier
    Know why? Because it doesn't need to, as the victory of humans it does not need to entice you, you will eventually come and use a can of food
    They are supreme in this world, like few other things are

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been collecting various canned foods for years because it's actually kinda neat how when I'm feeling super lazy all I have to do to make a meal is remove the lid and dump the contents of two or three cans into some bowls, and wa la! we have a full meal.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        One can corn
        One can beans
        One can tuna
        Lots of condiments
        This got me through college

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Canned meatballs in sauce
      Canned meals like chili or meatballs always cause heartburn though which sucks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That's my brain, I love canned food and I'm not sure why

      I'm pretty sure it's the huge sodium content making you an addict

      t. salt addict

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recognize that can! It's from STALKER, Tourist's Breakfast, the ideal food until you reach the monolith and unlock cooked lobster.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dumby cummy birby dance?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      came here to post this, I'd recognize this piece of shit can anywhere

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    search your chinese zodiac element, you can only eat this if you have a metal sign. otherwise you wont be able to handle all that metal.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The food inside was was put there by a man in a factory downtown.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good for beenz, deenz, tuna, corned beef. Great for extended camping or as emergency food. Overall one of the most important human inventions ever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the most important human inventions ever.
      not an exaggeration actually

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Overall one of the most important human inventions ever.
      I love how when I'm feeling lazy, I can just open a can and get some precooked beef, pork, chicken, or fish.
      These things don't really even expire like normal meats.
      That being said, I like cooking my own food for the most part. The canned stuff is more like my emergency supply.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they give you cancer and low testosterone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's a phthalate?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know
        It's like klepto-distramines but worse.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also all canned food has plastic or BPA liners. So you are getting a good doae of microplastics too. Deenz are a good way to estrogenize yourself if you want to transition

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Deenz are a good way to estrogenize yourself if you want to transition

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just ate a can of mackerel fillets for lunch

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have 80 cans of tuna that "expired" last year, gonna start a tunathon soon, tuna erry day (mercury is a meme)

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s wild how much information is given away here but didn’t seem that important at the time

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The key is there to open the can, the can is there to hold in the SPAM

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have plastic linings, and "BPA free" is marketing bullshit since they just switched to BPS or BPF.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dis homie eatin DEENZ

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good for ~2 years after the printed expiration date. After that, it has a weird taste. Still edible, but not exactly choice.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canned & jarred goods are fricking great. Beans, cooked and ready to go. Fish cooked and ready to go. Meat (like spam) & chili cooked and ready to go. Veggies all cut up and ready. Tomatoes all ready to blend or chop into a sauce. Tomato paste for adding flavor. Whole fricking meals in cans with soups and stews. And pickles of all types in jars.

    It just sits there, for you to use, whenever you want. No refrigeration required. No water required. Half have pop tops so you don't need a can opener. You can eat it direct from the can even.

    Only thing superior is freeze dried food, but that crap is EXPENSIVE. Canned goods are CHEAP.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's food, in a can!

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they have plastic liners inside that leak into the food, especially if it's acidic, like tomatoes or pineapples

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are BPA-free cans, but they're less common.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        BPA is not the only problem. BPA got a bunch of news and attention, caught the attention of the public, so some manufacturers switched to various alternatives that are chemically almost identical to BPA, but are largely untested and their health effects, mostly unknown. The BPA alternatives could be better or worse, but we don't have the data yet.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't cook directly on the can, even if you become a hobo or end up in a survival situation. I've seen people on youtube unironically doing it.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man this whole thread is pretty...jarring to say the least.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    israelite's used tainted canned food to sabotage the Royal Navy's arctic exploration efforts.

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