redpill me on dutch cuisine

redpill me on dutch cuisine

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mayonnaise

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's just the midwestern cuisine of europe

        chocolate sparkles on bread

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's just the midwestern cuisine of europe
          please elaborate

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >please elaborate
            no

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In Belgium we call it "mouse shit", it's a very popular breakfast item in the lowlands.
        BTW, the Dutch are well know for their lack of culinaire grandstands.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >belgians have to make everything about scat again
          fun fact: did you know they call sex 'pooping' in Belgium? literal freak non-country

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's extremely old "hagelslag" it turns white after years..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dutch cuisine
      404

      picrel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like shit logs of a dollhouse pigfarm.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    potatoes boiled so long you can suck them through an illegal plastic straw

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my Oma would make the best boiled potatoes with meatballs and loads of steamed veg. The meatballs were unreal. we would eat and then play Klaverjassen. She would make enough for me and my dad to eat for the rest of the week.

    that's old Dutch cuisine (40's and before).

    It's become a load of fried, easy, blended BS because the Dutch care more about efficiency and being lazy than about making good food.

    however I must say fries and mayo is top-tier, and stroopwaffels are awesome.

    >pic related
    >my oma, she made me the man I am today and will always live in my heart

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pic related
      >mfw no pic attached
      Fries are top-tier, trooopwafers really overrated, acceptable when bought from a stand however

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime i'm in the Netherlands i eat plenty of pic related and drink some vla.

      >mfw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime i'm in the Netherlands i eat plenty of pic related and drink some vla.

      kankerjoods

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Boiled potatoes
      >Steamed veg (probably plain)
      I almost feel bad for northern euros

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I almost feel bad for northern euros
        I don't, though kinda annoyed that it's a location I'm gonna scratch off on ever traveling to due to a large population of cosanguinial enthusiasts

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mostly very mid.
    Some of their aged gouda is excellent.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's no cuisine to speak off. hope you like bread and cheese

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 deep fried food
    9/10 cheeses
    6/10 post war slop
    9/10 desserts and pies

    Overall great availability of ingredients and food in the supermarkets. Lots of biological availability too.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitterballen are horrible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I'm not

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are gay

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stroopwaffel dood. wat nou

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      food dood
      wat nou

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      food dood
      wat nou

      We Hebben Een Serieus Honger

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute horse shit.
    They're the ones who brought ketchup to the US.
    They're the ones who invented skipping out on ingredients.
    Their greatest invention is deepfried garbage drowned in overly spiced mayonaise.
    They think growing veg without proper soil makes them healthier and taste better.
    They can't even properly fry fries.
    They can't brew beer even though they're surrounded by the world's best brewing countries.
    The Belgians make far better Gouda style cheeses (Flandrien, Oud Brugge Prestige) than the Dutch.
    They have some of the best fish in the world and they either a) frick it up and charge double or b) frick it up, export it and charge triple.
    Dutch cooking is on a par with the US/former communist countries and even worse than the UK. It is vile, simplistic and solely motivated by greed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Utilitarian, for better and for worse. Potatoes, meat and veggies (replaced by rice-meat-veggies in colonial fusion) provides balanced, nutritional meals where the basic food is the star. 'Let me guess, you need more?' the country. Mild, well-rounded selection of herbs and spices.
      Excellent dairy produce beyond just cheese, and winter/hearty cuisine specialists. Great at making snacks (candies, bread pastries like frikandelbroodje and saucijzenbroodje, fried foods). But our dishes lack sophistication.

      >They can't brew beer even though they're surrounded by the world's best brewing countries.
      Categorically incorrect
      Heineken is the world's premier beer, Grolsch or Brand is the character choice, Hertog Jan is for those of a more German source water palette, and Bavaria and Amstel are smooth to drink. I'll tolerate a lot of slander of my country but we are a superb pils nation. As for non-pils to try, we have GOATed beers there as well: Latrappe, Zundert, Grolsch Kanon, Hertog Jan Grand Prestige, Texels Skuumkoppe, Gouverneur, Cornet and various white beers.
      Being not as good as Belgium is hardly an insult since Belgian beer freely flows in our cafés and also Belgium is our rightful clay.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >latrappe
        >skuumkoppe
        Mijn neger.

        My favorite normal beer is Hertog, but that shit got too expensive for cheap drinking so now I just get Schutters or Klok. Not too bad for the price

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As a northern european i just have to say that Heineken tastes more of piss water than american beer. Probably the worst beer i have drank. I don’t really know anything else about your beers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>They can't brew beer even though they're surrounded by the world's best brewing countries
      homie we have some of the best beer in the world and also Heineken.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im dutch and heineken is fricking piss

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to Uni there and lived in a mid sized of about 160k. There were literally 2 butcher shops in the entire city and both of those were Halal ones ran by and for Arabs. I come from a country where in addition to having stand alone butcher shops, almost every supermarket has an in house butcher. Couldn't believe that shit. I think my conclusion after living there for 4 years is that Dutch people just don't find the same enjoyment in food as the rest of us.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everytime i'm in the Netherlands i eat plenty of pic related and drink some vla.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/wYiLZaj.jpeg

      Based, also Manneke Pis is a tourist trap franchise and offers the worst "belgium" fries. Don't fall for that shit, if a fry shop is owned by Chinese or Vietnamese then you know you're good. Also: loempia, kapsalon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if a fry shop is owned by Chinese or Vietnamese then you know you're good.
        Pohhhh those frickers can't even make a proper frikandel speciaal. If I see chinese in the patatzaak I walk out again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe it depends ont he city, but a lot of fry shops here are run by teenagers with maybe 1 adult supervising. They're on their phones, they're touching the register, their face and so on and then proceed to make your food again by touching everything without cleaning their hands first. Then some delivery guy walks in behind the counter like he owns the place and touches stuff all over again before grabbing a box of frikandel and laying them out in the cooler and so on. At least the Chinese places here look clean: clean counters, clean floors, metal of the fryers looks clean etc.
          And don't get me started on kebab places, the shit you see there is just as bad.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      french fries, mustard and some mussels... so different

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Argentinian steak mainly

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty good if you know what to get.
    A typical Dutch dinner is very basic, consisting of potatoes, vegetables and meat... typically mashed together with a bunch of gravy. Seasoning is mostly salt & pepper, maybe some cloves or nutmeg. I personally like it, but it's not exactly exciting.
    The best Dutch foods are seafood, deep fried snacks, cheeses, beers and sweet baked goods. I'm also very fond of Dutch pea soup, which is so thick that you can eat it with a fork.
    Kibbeling (breaded fried fish) is top tier street food. So is Dutch herring, which is unbelievably tender. Loads of deep fried meat snacks. Good fries (with mayo that's likely sweeter and creamier than you're used to), some excellent beers and great ages hard cheeses.
    If you're there, also try Indonesian and Surinamese food. Indo cuisine especially has assimilated into the culture, with saté being a staple at most barbecues.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of it got gutted because of the Hollandsche Huishoudschool women had to attend in the late 19th century/early 20th century. Anyways, they make some good stews and even when I went to Friesland they had good local ingredients to make classics with. Also pannenkoeken are better than crepes. Im not even dutch lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A lot of it got gutted because of the Hollandsche Huishoudschool women had to attend in the late 19th century/early 20th century.
      Interesting... care to elaborate, or maybe share a link?

      >Also pannenkoeken are better than crepes
      I love pannenkoek with bacon, butter and syrup

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I could send one but it's in Dutch I think. Also I'd have to find it lol but the main point is how the Huishoudschool (and before that the Haagse Kookschool) standardized cooking by teaching young women specific recipes.
        >The modest and plain look of what is nowadays considered the traditional Dutch cuisine, appears to be the result of a fairly recent development. In the twentieth century, the new availability of mass education meant that a great number of girls could be sent to a new school type, the Huishoudschool (housekeeping school), where young women were trained to become housewives and where lessons in cooking cheap and simple meals were a major part of the curriculum, often based on more traditional Dutch dishes, and leading to increased uniformity in the Dutch diet. Values taught in that school system included frugality, proper table manners, and healthy eating.

        When people think of traditional Dutch food nowadays they think of shit like his picrel

        https://i.imgur.com/UeTncCc.jpeg

        Pretty good if you know what to get.
        A typical Dutch dinner is very basic, consisting of potatoes, vegetables and meat... typically mashed together with a bunch of gravy. Seasoning is mostly salt & pepper, maybe some cloves or nutmeg. I personally like it, but it's not exactly exciting.
        The best Dutch foods are seafood, deep fried snacks, cheeses, beers and sweet baked goods. I'm also very fond of Dutch pea soup, which is so thick that you can eat it with a fork.
        Kibbeling (breaded fried fish) is top tier street food. So is Dutch herring, which is unbelievably tender. Loads of deep fried meat snacks. Good fries (with mayo that's likely sweeter and creamier than you're used to), some excellent beers and great ages hard cheeses.
        If you're there, also try Indonesian and Surinamese food. Indo cuisine especially has assimilated into the culture, with saté being a staple at most barbecues.

        which, while tasty, isn't at all what people used to eat the most until recently. Poor people used to eat what was local and available so it's not the most interesting but cooking books like Le cuisiner françois weren't that uncommon once you get to the burgher level.
        The southern regions especially have a cuisine which seems similar to mine (im Spanish) and it doesn't surprise me when you consider the influence of the french/burgundians on these parts.
        I remember reading a recipe from the early 19th century called "Kip Persjaans" which used spices from "the orient" lol.
        When you try to tell dutch people their food was interesting before and that they've been eating potatoes for less than 200 years they get mad or confused.
        Pannenkoeken are good af yea. Those were a staple of dutch cuisine as well btw , there are some historic accounts mentioning them being eaten as far back as 500 AD.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is all new to me. Looks like I have a rabbit hole to dive into... cheers bro

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good luck on the search. It's kinda true that dutch people weren't as extravagant as some of their neighbours but that's mainly in the protestant parts where the concept of uhh "soberheid" was ingrained. I may be misremembering but I think they didn't even consume alcohol as much as their southern neighbours, which was an odd thing to do before coffee and tea became more available. But the dutch were big on butter and cheese and some foreigners commented how "the butter flows in holland". People like tasty things and only by actively inhibiting yourself (like soberheid) do you get to bland recipes.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              we would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling Calvinists

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >When people think of traditional Dutch food nowadays they think of shit like his picrel

          https://i.imgur.com/UeTncCc.jpeg

          Pretty good if you know what to get.
          A typical Dutch dinner is very basic, consisting of potatoes, vegetables and meat... typically mashed together with a bunch of gravy. Seasoning is mostly salt & pepper, maybe some cloves or nutmeg. I personally like it, but it's not exactly exciting.
          The best Dutch foods are seafood, deep fried snacks, cheeses, beers and sweet baked goods. I'm also very fond of Dutch pea soup, which is so thick that you can eat it with a fork.
          Kibbeling (breaded fried fish) is top tier street food. So is Dutch herring, which is unbelievably tender. Loads of deep fried meat snacks. Good fries (with mayo that's likely sweeter and creamier than you're used to), some excellent beers and great ages hard cheeses.
          If you're there, also try Indonesian and Surinamese food. Indo cuisine especially has assimilated into the culture, with saté being a staple at most barbecues. # which, while tasty, isn't at all what people used to eat the most until recently. Poor people used to eat what was local and available
          That's exactly what people were eating. It's the same shit as here in Northern Germany.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            white people...they look and act the same. boring ass block heads

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              an dey don seeson dey food amirite

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nog larper hands typed this

                black people.. they steal and have low iq.
                brown people.. they rape dogs

                >brown people.. they rape dogs
                kinky, explains their phenotype

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              black people.. they steal and have low iq.
              brown people.. they rape dogs

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's exactly what people have been eating as a staple since .... the late 18th century. Even then it wasn't just potatoes potatoes potatoes except for Ireland and certain regions in Europe. Europeans had been eating other foods for centuries before the potato arrived but in the netherlands specifically this

            I could send one but it's in Dutch I think. Also I'd have to find it lol but the main point is how the Huishoudschool (and before that the Haagse Kookschool) standardized cooking by teaching young women specific recipes.
            >The modest and plain look of what is nowadays considered the traditional Dutch cuisine, appears to be the result of a fairly recent development. In the twentieth century, the new availability of mass education meant that a great number of girls could be sent to a new school type, the Huishoudschool (housekeeping school), where young women were trained to become housewives and where lessons in cooking cheap and simple meals were a major part of the curriculum, often based on more traditional Dutch dishes, and leading to increased uniformity in the Dutch diet. Values taught in that school system included frugality, proper table manners, and healthy eating.

            When people think of traditional Dutch food nowadays they think of shit like his picrel [...] which, while tasty, isn't at all what people used to eat the most until recently. Poor people used to eat what was local and available so it's not the most interesting but cooking books like Le cuisiner françois weren't that uncommon once you get to the burgher level.
            The southern regions especially have a cuisine which seems similar to mine (im Spanish) and it doesn't surprise me when you consider the influence of the french/burgundians on these parts.
            I remember reading a recipe from the early 19th century called "Kip Persjaans" which used spices from "the orient" lol.
            When you try to tell dutch people their food was interesting before and that they've been eating potatoes for less than 200 years they get mad or confused.
            Pannenkoeken are good af yea. Those were a staple of dutch cuisine as well btw , there are some historic accounts mentioning them being eaten as far back as 500 AD.

            ruined a lot. Ofcourse it's the same in northern germany, they were protestants too.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stroopwafel
    >it's a waffle
    >actually two waffles
    >but they're thin and crunchy
    >and glued together with syrup (molasses)
    >basically everything good about waffles gets removed to make a gay oreo
    Imagine being outclassed by the Belgians in basically everything, and that's Dutch food for you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Belgian culture does not exist. Dutch does, barely, but only because of their paintings. As far as culinary achievement goes, everything good they ever did was either French or German.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dutch does, barely, but only because of their paintings
        >USA culture.
        a bunch of europeans that moved to USA and got dumb and fat.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stamppot and hutspot is good, rookworst, gehaktballen, haring, paling, kibbeling, gevulde koeken...our cheese is great (but not the plastic shit from the supermarket)

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >grillburger
      >€1,80
      Ik mis deze tijden... Ik wil terug.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could listen to the Dutch language for hours. It sounds like some made up language puppets teach each other.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds like a weird mix of German, English and Danish/Norwegian.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >colonize asia and africa in order to dominate the spice trade
    >don't use any in your cooking

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poffertjes! Eat them! They're yummy!!

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best part are the woman, love me some Frau Anche looking and sounding bawd.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dutch women look as masculine as neanderthal men

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We're one of THE leading nations in homoapproval and lgtb garbage for a reason.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The cheese is really fricking good.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They make some of the best cheese in the world.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw pussy outsiders frown upon raw herring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dit is godenniveau eten

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >colonize Indonessia
    >food is good
    >can't pick and chose
    >invent rijsttafels

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    abominable, except for krokets, those are ace

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *kroketten

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jongens, waarom zijn kaassoufflés zo slecht tegenwoordig?
    Ik had er laats een paar van de Jumbo omdat dat de enige waren die in de frituur mogen en ze waren echt kankervies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Klinkt als een jodentruuk
      Zet die snackbar in de fik

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Albert heijn slop and gouda. I bought some gouda in gouda from a young slampig one time. I asked her out and she oinked like a pig

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's jumbo slop, the best slop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's Boni slop for me, city slickers!

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last time I visited my sister in Amsterdam we had Turkish immigrant slop. I stayed in a hostel and got food poisoning. My family wanted to visit the Ann frank museum and my family somehow figured out I was a racist nazi

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People here eat whatever slop the supermarket discounts

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stamppot godverdomme

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speak English. Your swamp gutter language is terrible

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't be mad you're not a windmill chad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy your 2000 euro second hand bicycle

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            stay mad

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Mad at what? Amsterdam being 99% muslims? Rotterdam being filled with crackhead? Your shitty weather?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you can attack my country all you want but all i really want to know is what shithole you call home

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You ess fricking a buddy. And we will invade your ass if you arrest Benny netanyajew

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so tell me your country please. so i can laugh at you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just did. L2read yurohomo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i'd rather you just suck on my bitterballen

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy based
                Ik kom maar 2 keer per jaar terug naar Gelderland en ik vreet me kapot aan frituursnacks lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        English evolved from old Dutch and Germanic, my dear fellow Anglo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gutter swamp language

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then so is ours, dumdum
            Why are you so homosexual

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gutter swamp language

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                really not that bad of a language

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This makes angloids seethe and cry
                Then again, most things do

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dutch is a gutter swamp language
                >but so is English
                Truly inspiring conversation

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gay country
    Gay language
    Gay continent
    Get nuked by russia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pls 5 more days, I'm leaving the country for the summer, putin can nuke the place when I'm gone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope and seethe
      We'll beat you again and again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Get nuked by russia
      "If AMS-IX (Amsterdam Internet Exchange) were to disappear, it would cause significant global internet disruptions. Traffic congestion and increased latency would occur as data reroutes through less efficient paths. Service disruptions and outages would impact ISPs and businesses, leading to economic losses. The loss of redundancy would make the network more vulnerable to failures, and there could be geopolitical shifts in internet control. Additionally, security risks would rise due to increased exposure to less secure pathways. Coordinated efforts would be needed to mitigate these impacts and restore stability."

      yeah... it will never get nuked

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