Redpill me on Pop Tarts

I've never had one. I don't know anyone who eats them. They have half an entire aisle of the grocery store and like 97k flavors. WTF.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have to go back in time to get a good one, don’t bother today

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Theyve cut corners and shrinkflated them to the point they are complete garbage now

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    top parts

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sundae
    Cookies'n'Cream
    Brown Sugar

    All good flavors. They got fruit flavors if you want to pretend you are eating healthy when it's literally a childhood obesity dessert breakfast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >childhood obesity dessert breakfast

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Made with 100% positivity
        What the FRICK does that even mean? What did they mean by that? I'm scared to eat it now.
        If I eat it will it turn me into a Black person? What happened to "made with love" or "made with all natural ingredients"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Made with 100% pos

          AIDS

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            underrated

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It means they want trannies and fat fricks to buy it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's a breakfast cereal. That was already a given. Unless it's a talking jamacian cinnamon stick I do not wanna see shit like that on my products.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE POWER
          >OF POSITIVE THINKING?
          New Day Rocks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        men on a mission are still around?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I used to eat the s'mores, cookies'n'cream, and chocolate fudge all the time as a kid. However my favorite has always been blueberry

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >who eats them
    people who can't read
    >enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, vitamin b1 [thiamin mononitrate], vitamin b2 [riboflavin], folic acid), corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, dextrose, soybean and palm oil (with tbhq for freshness), sugar, bleached wheat flour, contains two percent or less of wheat starch, salt, dried strawberries, dried pears, dried apples, leavening (baking soda, sodium acid pyrophosphate, monocalcium phosphate), citric acid, gelatin, modified wheat starch, yellow corn flour, caramel color, palm oil, xanthan gum, cornstarch, turmeric extract color, soy lecithin, red 40, yellow 6, blue 1, color added.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He is dying 🙁

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yup. Pancreatic cancer. I'm not saying pop tarts gave him terminal pancreatic cancer but I'm not not saying poptarts gave him terminal pancreatic cancer either.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pancreatic C seems to be quite random, theorically should afflicted fat fricks more but you get slim people getting it all the time, is it alcohol related then?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's not anything. People get lung cancer all the time and say "but I've never smoked or been around smokers" - duh, it's random.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think they taste ok, especially toasted (I've only ever bothered with brownsugar cinnamon, strawberry, and cherry), but they have no redeeming nutritional value. Tons of sugar, and don't even fill you up.
    Definitely more a dessert than a breakfast.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    idk but they charge more than gold price in yurop for them

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They were always dry and chalky, probably for shelf life. Toaster strudel were always nicer on the palate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based Toaster Strudel Chad. That was my go to breakfast as a kid

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=by34XTeJLrqXLNtw&t=612

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How long until big cancer cant hide that they are supressing cancer cures, yes CURES not the chemo bullshit and specially not the chemo we poor gays get, they slowly are releasing inmunoteraphy but its very slow, I think 40 years until it is way too obvious to keep hidden under the rug.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Figure it out yourself dipshit. Seems like you have all the answers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If cancer cures existed, rich elites wouldn't die of it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're being very generous in trusting that big pharma has even discovered one, also, this

        If cancer cures existed, rich elites wouldn't die of it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this guy dying or something

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't realize Paul has cancer, that's fricking sad man

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Harrell straight up murdered 2 dudes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Paul Harrell straight up murdered 2 dudes
      what my heroes do off camera is none of my business

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is that the beans guy?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're supporting a pedophile.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He talks about it on his youtube channel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*killed two in self-defense and was acquitted
      Fixed your statement gun grabber.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HE WAS EXONORATED

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Try brown sugar and strawberry, those are the classic flavors.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Try brown sugar and strawberry, those are the classic flavors.
      yeah but Smores and Wildberry are the superior flavors.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just eat the plain strawberry ones. They are the least offensive ones, to me. The frosted ones are way too sweet and I hate blueberry.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pop tarts taste like sugary cardboard

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Calorie dense so they're nice to have, very filling, but a little dry. All the fruit ones are pretty good, the gross ones like cinnamon, brown sugar, oreo, etc. are really bad. Cherry or blueberry are probably the best.
    Keep a box in the car and locker for when you start shaking. It's basically candy but without any chocolate or weird off-putting texture.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Basically they are two soft cracker type rectangles with a VERY thin line of sugar + artificial flavor filling (type indicated on box) with an optional frosting coating on top (type indicated on box). Each pack of 2 is like 400 cal or some shit. Tons of sugar, with some fake nutritional spray shit and cellulose the corps want to get rid of.

      Some artificial flavors will be good, others will be shite. You just have to try them. The boston creme pie one was pretty good, but they are hard to find. The brown sugar ones have some cinnamon flavor.

      >but a little dry.
      On the dryness scale they are better than survival blocks (very dry), and crackers in general, but definitely way drier than snack cakes (a little moist). You need a drink with them in other words.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >two soft cracker type rectangles
        You mean biscuit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          uhh no my teeth are just fine thank you

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still buy the strawberry ones once in a while. I eat them in sadness because they're not as good as I remember

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're sugar-packed goyslop. They taste good, but nothing special. Incidentally, Jerry Seinfeld made his directorial debut recently with the film Unfrosted. It's a parodic telling of the invention of Pop Tarts. It's the worst movie I've ever seen.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They seem to have less filling in them nowadays.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >redpill me on X
    have a nice day Yankee

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But Paul Harrel is west coast.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you haven't had a toasted brown sugar pop tart with butter on the unfrosted side, you haven't truly lived.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Toast a cherry one and if you don't like that you probably won't like the others

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're bad. Get an actual pastry or, if you must for some reason, a toaster strudel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i member how big toaster strudels used to be, and how much icing that used to come in each packet. Its beyond pathetic what they sell us now and theres a reason why they are always full in stock without a single box missing off the shelf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I developed the Stockolm Syndrome to them because that was my breakfast in Highschool along with 711 coffee and Irish cream. They are shit? not sure, I still love the cinammon kind. My daughter loves the blueberry ones.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >coffee and Irish cream.
      If only teenage me never discovered this combo...

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they've optimized the recipe for maximum sawdust filler now.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is the modern equivalent of what pop tarts used to be? The current iteration of the brand is garbage.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >redpill me on X
    OK, Americans eat sugary-foods like this way too often, extremely unhealthy

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go in to the store pick a flavor and try it you blathering baboon.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Used to be great, like a lot of products quality has fallen as the people at the top look for more ways to increase their profit by a few pennies.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Growing up they were the rich kids lunch. Along with gushers and dunkaroos.

    All i got was a home made sandwich with the edges cut off and cookies my mom made on the weekend.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gosh I hate poor people. Why were you even at the school?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >All i got was a home made sandwich with the edges cut off and cookies my mom made on the weekend.
      She was doing her best. 🙁

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage.
    Overhyped advertisement
    Sensationalized packaging for children
    Gives children a sense of missing out
    Eat one and wonder what the hype is about
    Jam on toast is more a revelation

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So is Paul dying still or getting better? I haven't watched him in many years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i watched him on some literal who podcast for like 5 minutes a couple weeks ago and he looked really rough.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's pancreatic cancer. The survival rate is practically zero, and typically only expected if they catch it very early before there's even any real symptoms warranting to get it checked. If anyone can beat it I would put my bet on Paul, but the prognosis is very grim if it's not dealt with early on. Best they can do is try to manage symptoms like pain, and fatigue to give you some level of quality of life to enjoy your time left. It's honestly incredible he's been holding on this long rather than being entirely bedridden after just a few months, but he's always been in great physical shape.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're not halal.
    The best flavor is the maple/brown sugar one.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The cherry ones are the best. Toasted with a little salted butter.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to just lick the frosting off cinnamon ones

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a PBJ sandwich, but made on an industrial scale and designed so it sit in a pantry for three years.
    They're only good for a really quick and easy sugar/carb energy rush in the middle of a day of hard labour, and your teeth will feel disgustingly sticky afterwards. I'd suggest eating only one (they come in packs of two), with a cup of strong dark coffee to mellow out the sweetness.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You want the Pop Tarts redpill? Okay, I got you.
    You see, recently I had a thought that the pop tarts were smaller than back when I was a lad. I was certain I was being robbed. After a little digging, I found the smoking gun.
    On the left, a box of pop tarts from the 90's. Note the serving size: 1 pastry (50 g)
    skip forward to today:
    per TWO servings (96 g)
    That means pop tarts have shrunk TWO GRAMS per pop tart!
    They thought you wouldn't notice.
    They thought I wouldn't notice.
    But I did, and now you know.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >psst-you're welcome, man

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    children will eat anything

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