Redpill me on the Shaq-a-roni from Papa Johns. Is it as big as people say it is?

Redpill me on the Shaq-a-roni from Papa Johns. Is it as big as people say it is?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just get an XL from an actual pizza joint.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and it will be 9 bucks more

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wow a 30 dollar pizza. Exactly what I wanted wow thanks bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        An XL should last you 3 days, fatass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >eating 3 day old leftover pizza
          that's pretty grim tbdesu. I know 80% of this board can't cook to save their lives but I can't imagine the mental health of someone ordering a huge meal just so they don't have to cook for the next few days. Must be a severly depressed drug addict.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Papalomew Johnson

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this giant african fellow and why should i care about the crappy ‘za he’s promoting?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know what they say:
    Once you go Shaq you'll never go back.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This must be what all them big ass women in San Antonio are eating

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Them San Antonio women gotta hit papa johns cause little ceasers is too tight a fit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Papa John's is bottom of the barrel. Even lower than Little Caesar's. Their only saving grace is their $10 off coupon when you build up enough points and their brownie dessert.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every product they put out is a gimmick now. Maga John was the soul of the company.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's basically just a regular XL (16") with a fuckton of extra pepperoni and extra cheese
    The crust is a little thinner too because you're meant to fold the slices
    t. papa john's employee

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    most blatant ad thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every single opinion you’ve ever heard or read is an ad or shill. You’re a stupid naggerhomosexual for pointing out what every other normal person understands and knows. L

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if you weren't an idiot you wouldn't get this upset

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but what about his restaurant? I have been meaning to visit but if this pizza is also shaq approved maybe I don't have to. Kind of like getting a Gordon Ramsay dinner at Walmart

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shaq is on the board of directors but he's really just a hired spokesperson. The whole thing is that part of the profits from each one go to some pet charity of his. Is Shaq's preferred pizza an extra-large new york style with extra pepperoni and extra cheese? Does Shaq even eat Papa John's pizza? Why would he? How can we know?
      How can we truly know if he approves? All that can be known for certain is that he agreed to put his face next to one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Isn’t he a PJ franchisee?

        This must be what all them big ass women in San Antonio are eating

        >TFW no churros

        It's basically just a regular XL (16") with a fuckton of extra pepperoni and extra cheese
        The crust is a little thinner too because you're meant to fold the slices
        t. papa john's employee

        Ah that’s interesting. You make have any personal signature items?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You make have any personal signature items?
          It's not my invention, but my previous manager turned me on to a great combo that they really should make an official specialty
          >thin crust
          >well done (they just bake it longer)
          >light bbq sauce
          >light cheese
          >double bacon
          >double steak
          bbq steak-n-bake
          tastes just like BBQ brisket, it's awesome

          Oh, come to think of it, back when we were doing that Doritos shit, we experimented with all kinds of weird shit with the dust and the cool ranch sauce
          can't recommend any of that
          >

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This sounds really good. Have you ever rubbed your bare dick on the dough when assembling a pizza?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, never. The idea of messing with anybody's food is reprehensible to me. I may be just a humble low-tier wagie but I still try to take pride in what I do. I don't want to live in the kind of society where people rub their dick in the dough.

              Whenever you hear some cook or waiter or any food worker trying to threaten you with tampering with your food, they're full of shit. They're just venting. They might WISH they could spit in your food, but if anyone saw them doing it they'd be in serious shit like you wouldn't believe.

              Now Doordash drivers etc, I can't vouch for. Your food is alone with them in the car, it's up to you how much you trust people.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything he didn't try and sell?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Help, I think I'm having a Shaq attack!

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i hate how americans mythologize african people

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      america was literally built by blacks

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Shaq-a-roni
    >it isn’t a macaroni pizza

    He really dropped the ball on that one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i had one of these from dominos recently and it had garlic butter brushed over the top, it was so good

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dominoes is better than papa johns thoever

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some pizzas are big
    Shaq-a-roni is bigger
    They fired Papa John
    'Cause he kept saying... bad words

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