>human trafficking for mcrib meat (the reason why it's not available year-round) >abandoned mcdonalds underground railway network running under the continental US >police authorized by mcdonalds >every mcdonalds play place is personalized; secret passages, child disappearances >mass extinctions caused by filet-o-fish >mcnuggets are living creatures grown as-is >ice cream machine has never worked (money laundering scheme)
take the McPill
No, just like I don't remember you not being a homosexual. Lmao
try harder to remember both, please
do americans really pay their mortgages in hamburger money?
unironically yes.
Yes, sorta. They came in books and you gave them out at halloween to only the sexiest children.
Do they still sell those halloween coupon books? I remember them being a dollar for like $15 of free kids meals and junk.
My uncle used to give us $5 coupon books to McDonald's or Taco Bell for Christmas. This is 30 years ago so that was a big deal.
And yes, I remember these.
i got them from my grandma for christmas. she only stopped giving them to us when she was unable to drive to mcdonald's to buy them.
As a collectible, I'm sure it's worth more than the actual USD face value.
ST. PETER DON'T YOU CALL ME CAUSE I CAN'T GO
I OWE MY SOUL TO THE COMPANY STORE~
Nope
Canadian Tire still has its currency
You gotta admit the facts, that face belongs on a bill.
>human trafficking for mcrib meat (the reason why it's not available year-round)
>abandoned mcdonalds underground railway network running under the continental US
>police authorized by mcdonalds
>every mcdonalds play place is personalized; secret passages, child disappearances
>mass extinctions caused by filet-o-fish
>mcnuggets are living creatures grown as-is
>ice cream machine has never worked (money laundering scheme)
take the McPill
meds
Take your McMeds
toplel
I used a coin that was good for a big mac once
Remember the WhopperCoin?
DINNUH
Enjoy yourself.
God, I love Mac Tonight. Pure SOVL.
Crazy to think the Simpsons predicted crypto.
That was a joke about Disney Dollars back in the 90s, which were notoriously hard to redeem in Disneyland.