rice & ketchup

my gf adds ketchup to her rice ALWAYS

what does Culinaly think? advice?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gross

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i hope you are safe.
      do you need me to call the police?
      blink twice if you are in mortal danger

      i'm guessing she's an overweight american
      has she never tried soy sauce?

      OP don't be alarmed but I think your gf may be a woman.

      This doesn't mean that you need to end your relationship but it does mean that she(?) prefers sweetness over savory flavors.

      Give your girl(?)friend a cup of black coffee and see how they react to determine their sex assigned at birth.

      >I'm so smart and know so much about cooking, ketchup and rice don't go together at all!!!!!!!!
      >meanwhile pic related is a very common dish in an Eastern Asian country

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >meanwhile pic related is a very common dish in an Eastern Asian country
        It looks like someone filled an egg with maggots and insects. I guess someone's vegana was filled with rot and something nasty came out during her period.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You have a very pleasant imagination

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the japanese are incapable of cooking, correct.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        omurice is eaten almost exclusively by children and is the Japanese equivalent of kraft mac and cheese

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Source? Proofs??

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >asian cuisine
        that was your mistake

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah and they eat live octopuses too.
        ketchup on rice is nasty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They hated him because he spoke the truth.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be Japanese.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its fine

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i hope you are safe.
    do you need me to call the police?
    blink twice if you are in mortal danger

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm guessing she's an overweight american
    has she never tried soy sauce?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing worse than putting ketchup on rice is putting soy sauce on rice.
    At that point you might as well put fermented soy beans on your food like a soy boy beta cuckold.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP don't be alarmed but I think your gf may be a woman.

    This doesn't mean that you need to end your relationship but it does mean that she(?) prefers sweetness over savory flavors.

    Give your girl(?)friend a cup of black coffee and see how they react to determine their sex assigned at birth.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is she a weeb? Japanese love ketchup on fried rice.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vile

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She sounds like white trash.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like the white seafood sauce.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely disgusting. I did this like 2 times when making omurice. Maybe if you get the right brand, but Heinz Ketchup and rice should never be mixed. I did have fun drawing the funny pictures on my omelette, but the taste was vile.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Meh... It's HER palate.
    Mebbe introduce her to some organic tomato paste and a good vinegar she likes..
    If it's the corn syrup she likes(verr possible) drop her like a hot rock and get a femB0t you can cook with.
    *(I'd try multiple ingredients first tho, starting with organic smokey ketchup... Does she frick good?))

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If she needs to add all that ketchup her rice probably tastes like shit so she's making up for it with ketchup

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Could be...
      NTA, but some of the cheaper brands of rice really ARE horrible..like Dollar tree OMEGA rice.
      That shit...
      Some good 'ol ALDIs jasmine might set her right...it MAY be a learned habit tho.
      *(21 days for a new one)

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you should rape her for her insolence.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is dey culcha.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The ketchup. I ate it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does that screen look so familiar

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        we were playing dbd

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In Thailand they have "American Fried Rice" which consists of rice, ketchup, sliced hot dog, and raisins. Worst thing I've ever eaten.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >my gf adds ketchup to her rice ALWAYS

    Childish habit. She grew up with bland repetitive food (extremely poor 3rd world upbrining) and has no desire to grow.
    It's a red flag. Is she in your class or not? how else will this create a relationship clash? Will your children eat hot dogs dipped in ketchup as the dinner Mommy made? Will she embarass you when dining out with your boss? Does she hold her cutlerly overhanded?

    How does an adult enjoy their rice...
    I think it could be plated better, a bowl for one thing, such as a pasta bowl (ie has sides), not eaten with an ice tea spoon WTF, be properly browned if it were fried rice as pictured, ie flavored, not gummy like its risotto minus the stock and cheese. There would be a topping such as chili crunch, crunchy rice noodles, even fried onions or furikake or japanese togarashi 15 spice blend. If risotto, it'd have a shaving of really flavorful aged cheese, not sugary ketchup like a baby.

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