*ruins you're pasta salad*. what do you do?

*ruins you're pasta salad*
what do you do?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what kinda monster puts rubber gaskets for a showerhead in salads?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I grew up and learned to enjoy olives

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black olives enhances it though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're like mushrooms imo. Soak up da flavor of whatever they're in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        agree also love the texture.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Presliced ones suck though. They are the rubber gaskets mentioned above.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No they taste fine.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're nuts. I'd go entirely without olives rather than force myself to swallow these.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            more for the non autists then

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              By all means. But you're still insane.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eat them because I love them.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pasta
    >salad

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate it when my pasta is washered

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get proper olives ofc.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i would eat them first so that the dish has been cleansed, and then i will eat the rest. i do this with any dish that has shit i don't like in it

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My penis is inserted thusly

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mmmmm gladhand seals 🙂

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I base my whole personality on the fact I enjoy black olives

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black olives ruin everything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Incorrect.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Correct.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I take it you're so much of a snot-nosed brat that you don't like anchovies either?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Haha nice. It's absolutely pathetic these little children don't like olives. I bet they don't have a problem with avocado toast and monster energy drinks though!
        I remember growing up in the 70s my parents would make me sit at the table until I ate all my vegetables which guess what INCLUDED BLACK OLIVES and you know what? I ate every single last one and said thank you.
        Kids now have no respect for their parents or the red white and blue, they openly disrespect the flag now in public schools have you seen this??
        Here's a little bit of advice for you little brats reading this: Work hard. Study Hard and play harder. This is how I git my own home before I was 30 ITS NOT HARD YOUR JUST LAZY.

        Anyway I'm a bit off track here now lol but yes I agree, good post +1

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anchovies taste like salt. Salt is a good mineral. Black olives taste like iron. Iron is a bad mineral.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Iron helps us play.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever my dad made bbq when I was growing up he'd always make baked beans and potato salad for sides. When I was little my favorite part was that he only used half a can of black olives in the potato salad, so we also got to eat the plain black olives on their own. I used to not like his potato salad because he also put celery in it.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've got 2 pounds of pitted, pre-sliced black olives shoved upp my ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good thing, it's called being a fricking adult!

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    buttery green olives only

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't say that

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there is nothing good about olives. people love to harp on about how briny and umami they are but it's a cope. everything about olives is vapid, from the texture, to the look, to the taste...it's all pretending. people like to talk about "psyops" but the real "psyop" is olives. enjoy your salty fruit that looks like total shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >enjoy your salty fruit that looks like total shit.
      I will, thanks.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You make pasta salad without black olives? Why?

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