>Saturday afternoon. >walk into Texas Roadhouse. >get sat in Willies corner

>Saturday afternoon
>walk into Texas Roadhouse
>get sat in Willie’s corner
>hell yeah, vibes are immaculate
>order a frozen margarita with a patron kicker
>order a cactus blossom (I have a free coupon)
>order an 8oz sirloin cooked medium, side of mashed potatoes, and Mac n cheese
>the Mac is a dollar extra, but worth it
>cactus blossom arrives within minutes, onion petals have the perfect crunch
>rest of the food areives, plate is hot
>steak is juicy yet tender, the taste of the char-lines finished on the outer crust
>load the fork up with Mac, a piece of potato, and pierce the next cut of my steak with ends
>perfect bite
>even use a tiny dab of steak sauce so that it too won’t feel left out of this godlike meal
>finish eating, check comes by
>ask waitress if she can add my “roadhouse discount”
>she obliged
>final bill for two meals (brought my gf to watch me) is $27.86
>tip 18%
>last few sips of that margarita
>grab keys and drive home

Damnit I love roadhouse

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it called "Texas" Roadhouse if it's a Tennesee company?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's supposed to look like a Texas honky tonk/roadhouse. Probably sounded better than Oklahoma or Missouri Roadhouse.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        East St Louis Dive Bar.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's a kentucky based company

      https://i.imgur.com/Cs6dndS.png

      >be homosexual redditier loser
      >have clever thought
      >think someone cares
      >post on internet
      >fricking usda prime cringe (to keep it food related)
      >embarrassing as frick
      >pic related

      jealousy in its purest form, roadhouse welcomes you too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >kentucky
        gottem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Logan's Roadhouse was based in Nashville, it's now HQed in Houston. Texas Roadhouse was started in Indiana and is based in Louisville, KY.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Logan's was a knockoff brand, couldn't even come close to kent taylors vision.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've exclusively had good experiences at Texas Roadhouse but I haven't been to one in 5-6 years
    Nice Greentext OP!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be homosexual redditier loser
    >have clever thought
    >think someone cares
    >post on internet
    >fricking usda prime cringe (to keep it food related)
    >embarrassing as frick
    >pic related

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >usda prime cringe
      Someone here is a homosexual redditier loser, but it’s not OP.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what's this guy's problem?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he prefers outback

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you didn't mention the free bread, you b***h!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The bread is the only reason to go there honestly. There are plenty of steak joints to choose from, and Roadhouse is always super busy.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer chili's

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Texas Roadhouse CEO Kent Taylor died by “suicide” at 65. What did he know?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How to fry an onion

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Texas Roadhouse restaurant founder and CEO Kent Taylor died by suicide last week at age 65 after what his family described as a "battle with post-Covid related symptoms, including severe tinnitus."
      Did this guy really kill himself over the EEEEEEEEEEE?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Some post war boomers are tough af, they will die by their own hand rather than slowly decline into illness.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing like a simple night out at a sit down restaurant. Takes me back to simpler times.

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