i don't think i've ever had lobster like, ever. does it normally look like that? or is that mashed potato? it doesn't look particularly nutritionally diverse
That is technically a lobster on the left and a T bone steak on the right. Neither are browned properly, and fuck the steak looks pink still on one side. Maybe oven baked, both of them. I bet that lobster is chewy as fuck like that. It's going to be a sad meal for whomever had to eat that.
That's how lobster tails are served sometimes. They essentially crack the tail and "pop" the meat out of the shell for easy access. It really doesn't taste like anything, thats why you always dip it in melted butter.
The lobster probably tastes decent, the meat is almost certainly well-done and borderline unseasoned. The banana is preserved through dark rituals that dare not be whispered of in the dark.
Fourth best meal you can get on a ship behind taco tuesday, hamsters, and the four-month-old pack of ramen you snagged from the ship store.
>The lobster probably tastes decent
I highly doubt it, unless they under cooked it like they did that steak. It's probably chewy as fuck, and they didn't even give them clarified butter.
For those that don't know - lobster is a very sensitive meat, if you overcook it, then it becomes VERY chewy and borderline inedible. Properly broiled or grilled, it is a fantastic meal, but it can be fucked up pretty easily.
you'll want a well rested, well equipped, well funded and well trained fire department the moment your house catches fire. that's when you'll realize the firefighters aren't the welfare queens after all, you are.
Except firefighters serve society, military drones are just leeches that can’t contribute to society in any meaningful way. Now shut up and be thankful that society takes care of your welfare needing ass and pray to your corporate masters to not send your cowardly butt brothers to die for their cause.
you'll be singing a different tune in about 12 years when the bug people come to enslave you
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Anonymous
>u vill have social credit >u vill store your money in ze bank >u vill eat ze bugs >u vill only like our political party
Sounds like you guys already lost on that front.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Americans are the most brainwashed people in existence
Pray tell, which nations invaded the US in the last 200 years?
50 years of anti Soviet propaganda conjuring an evil communist invasion right around the corner..did it happen? Nah, fuck all happened
The US Military exists to protect US hegemony you imbecile. It's not a defensive military - that is why your nation has been engaged in more than 100 armed conflicts since WW2. Most of which it literally started itself.
The US military is simply the extended arm of the United Fruit Company, of Exxon, of mining companies, of General Electronics, of Wall Street, and all the other representatives of US capital. Whoever doesn't see this obvious truth is simply mentally retarded.
The US Navy arguably is the most useful branch because it means that the entire world can use sea lanes and you'll get your shitty Amazon onosleeve in two days whether you like it or not without Barbary pirates depositing their seed in it first and getting it to you three weeks later.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Most of the "pirates" that disrupt trade were literally sponsored by the US to fuck with fledgling African independent states and ruin their economy, my historically confused friend
Just like how they made the Mujahideen big, hatched Al Qaeda, incubated the Chechen islamist fighters and funded IS as a proxy against the Syrian government. Or how Israel helped create Hezbollah to extinguish support for PLO/PFLP
1 month ago
Anonymous
Wow, you're really anti-US for whatever third world reason.
I, for one, respect that navigation around the horns of both Magellan and Cook were done with Africa and South America so we could peaceably trade goods from across the globe. Oh wait, those weren't American! They were British! Yankees only maintain insurance.
Tha fuck did India accomplish other than being host to the British to try and drag them out of the middle ages?
1 month ago
Anonymous
I'm not "anti US", I am simply stating a fact. If you were an islamist, you'd have to celebrate the US' very generous sponsoring of various extremist Muslim militias. The fact that Operation Cyclone happened is not my personal opinion after all.
You'll be pleased to hear that I despise the British even more than the other angloids though.
India achieved very little at all until Nehru and Indira Gandhi finally came around. Pedophile Gandhi fucking sucked and set back the independence movement by years. If it wasn't for WW2 completely fucking GB in the ass India would still be a colony today.
>military drones are just leeches that can’t contribute to society in any meaningful way.
The only reason global trade works is because the US Navy pays to patrol the seas so that no one else has to. I can't imagine what the insurance costs on a voyage would be if every navy had to patrol their own shipping lanes, nevermind what the prices of goods would become.
1 month ago
Anonymous
nah I don’t think so
1 month ago
Anonymous
you think that everything is just magically the way it is like dust settling, which is dangerously naive.
your comfortable place in the world is not inevitable; the majority of the planet is poor and unstable and exploited and there are clear deliberate reasons why everything revolves around us and not them.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>the majority of the planet is poor and unstable and exploited and there are clear deliberate reasons why
Yeah. Because of the US. Finally you're starting to make sense. Their poverty is the reason why you're rich. Their artificial "instability" is why you can exploit them so easily.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>Wars didn't exist until America developed its navy
Try not to groom any kids on the way to your next psych visit, bud
1 month ago
Anonymous
>YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
1 month ago
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Least delusional burger
The US Navy exists for power projection imbecile, that's why the US has the most aircraft carriers of any nation. They don't exist to "protect trade", and frankly China and India, the largest exporting nations, can very easily protect their own trade, considering the capabilities of a modern military.
Do you not understand ANYTHING about how maritime trade security works? Maybe actually fucking read some books on economics and see where our tax dollars for the navy primarily gets spent, and it's now starting to wind down because the american public is retarded and becomes more isolationist whenever things get even a little bad for them, even though their entire worldview is built around the system working the way it has since the start of the cold war. It's quite simple to explain >WW2 ended >communism was staring at us in the face >we went to every country we could and said "we will pay to patrol the oceans and sea lanes so that you don't have to, but in exchange you trade exclusively with us and our allies and not the soviets, and we decide your national security policy"
Everything was built on that, and it's the specific reason why the US is one of the only countries with a blue water navy.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Least delusional burger
The US Navy exists for power projection imbecile, that's why the US has the most aircraft carriers of any nation. They don't exist to "protect trade", and frankly China and India, the largest exporting nations, can very easily protect their own trade, considering the capabilities of a modern military.
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India and China have been struggling to establish blue water capabilities for decades. Indians are notorious for discipline issues with their arab-like officer culture and their hardware is horribly maintained. While the chinese navy has been pouring money into new ships they have next to no overseas military shipping or anti-piracy experience.
Burger has to compare military to an actually useful and respectable institution because the US military has literally not done a single positive or meaningful thing since WW2
Fair enough point, but it's not really an achievement to have a positive K/D when all you did for the last 20 years was drone strike Afghani children with your Cheetos stained hands from some air conditioned office in Africom, Germany. The last war where the US actually popped off was Iraqt
that's basically what it is. almost all of the food the navy uses is sysco tier because you can't really avoid it when you've got 10,000 sailors in a fleet to feed for months at a time.
When I was in the usaf we had these things called hamsters, was like a cordon blue but filled with more meat. Loved it. Don't recall ever getting a steak or lobster outside of officer functions
It's weird how you react more to this guy telling how they ruined good steak than the asiatics or tiger actually trying to kill them in this scene.
Never laugh at a war veteran telling you innocuous details, that's just their brain trying to help them forget.
story my dad has told a million times: >got in trouble and was put on KP and I just skipped out on it and my sergeant caught me and let me off the hook lol
stories he's told like once ever: >convoy was about to get ambushed, a VC bus driver tried to force them to stop in an alley by blocking the way with his busload of school children, so as per SOP the convoy drove over the bus with everyone inside >killing men in the middle of the night in a sewer-filled rice paddy with only his knife
Reminds me of a /k/ story I'm going to fuck up horribly. His grandpa was in WWII and him and his siblings/cousins always asked him what he did in the war. >I just peeled potatoes
Then when dementia took hold, he revealed in great detail how he felt so helpless to get his friends to safety, or help them when they were wounded, that all he accomplished during the war was peeling potatoes.
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Anonymous
Let's be real, no one actually wants to talk about the fucked up shit that happened in the war. My brother has PTSD (not because of war, he was molested as a child by a neighbor) and while I can't imagine what it's like, I know what it's like living with someone like that.
Everything I've ever seen about it indicated it was good quality cafeteria-grade food.
I imagine if I went down to one of the bigger hospitals downtown and had a meal in their cafeteria the experience would be similar.
When the US Military is serving you Surf and Turf that either means you're getting deployed and have to murder some civilians, or that your group has been selected for medical testing by whatever spooky naval hospital is doing the next version of Project BLUEBIRD.
Or that they had to crack the bag on the good shit because some high-up muckidy muck came onboard and the merchant marines deliver in boxes and barrels. What are you on about?
Yeah I'm sure the aircraft carrier is stationed right next to Iran purely for recreational reasons. Not at all because everyone is expecting this conflict to pop off.
If you are in charge of an aircraft carrier and suspect something may or may not "pop off" and start an international war, then not check it out, I'd hope the powers that be would court martial you immediately.
Or you could, y'know, stop funding a retarded quasi-fascist religious shithole with your hard earned tax dollars and do literally anything else instead. No one is forcing you to spend a meaningful part of your GDP to be the fucking dog of a little ass fiefdom. Don't you have liked. Pride or honor or something?
Like tackle the world's biggest homeless problem, or the massive obesity, or the sorry state of education, or crime, or public infrastructure, or healthcare, or literally any of the thousands of issues which make the US a third world country.
>No one is forcing you to spend a meaningful part of your GDP to be the fucking dog of a little ass fiefdom
Except for 10% of the population that is evangelical and who think israelites controlling Israel with bring the literal Apocalypse.
Nice fantasy kiddo, but China is not a backwards religious shithole like the US. They aren't ruled by evangelical lunatics, thus China really doesn't give a fuck about the gays, unlike your hormone ridden, flabby self, constantly mentally anguished by something literal monkeys and rabbits do
People in China are still muslim and christian.. you know that, right? It's not like Religion is illegal, it's just that the majority of people choose to be atheists. Y'know, a secular nation and all.
Unlike yours where it is literally illegal to say something bad about Israel, and where congress coughs up hundreds of millions of dollars to fund Florida's Bible Marches or whatever evangelical doomsday cult currently aligns with your foreign policy. Cucked ass country.
Sorry my low IQ friend. Take your meds and eat your Twinkie. Turn on the TV and have the news pundit pretend all your retarded opinions are fact.
Wait until the CCP determines that gays are stifling their population growth. They might get thrown into a labor camp if they aren't too limp-wristed to work lol
A t-bone is just a porterhouse with a mangled filet. Porterhouses started “going out of style” when israeli butchers realized they could sell the filet separately at a much higher cost per pound.
Free hot sauce.
>something nice
>banana on a boat
My thoughts and prayers for their families
I never thought I would miss an MRE by comparison. Everything there is cooked wrong, aside from the banana which is just uncooked.
Anon that's a superstition, it's shit like that that made the army drop charms candy
superstition or not, it's a way for a fishing boat captain to refuse to carry you out for the day or return to shore if you don't toss them overboard.
WE BE LOADING THE BANANA BOAT ALL NIGHT LONG
i don't think i've ever had lobster like, ever. does it normally look like that? or is that mashed potato? it doesn't look particularly nutritionally diverse
short answer yes this is what lobster looks like.
That is technically a lobster on the left and a T bone steak on the right. Neither are browned properly, and fuck the steak looks pink still on one side. Maybe oven baked, both of them. I bet that lobster is chewy as fuck like that. It's going to be a sad meal for whomever had to eat that.
That's how lobster tails are served sometimes. They essentially crack the tail and "pop" the meat out of the shell for easy access. It really doesn't taste like anything, thats why you always dip it in melted butter.
Don't they feed you this when you're getting your tour extended or something
No. You have to bring all your own food and a hotplate. They don't feed you
>Don't they feed you this when you're getting your tour extended or something
Not necessarily, tour might not be extended but it might be like no port call in a while, similar to the occasional steel beach party.
But sometimes they'd just have a guest onboard and decide to do a surf n turf or ice cream social, some of it is just done to boost morale.
we got surf and turf once a month while underway.
You get fed this when they're about to announce bad news as a morale booster. We're going to war in Israel
Your service for Israel is much appreciated. Here is your last meal soldier.
The lobster probably tastes decent, the meat is almost certainly well-done and borderline unseasoned. The banana is preserved through dark rituals that dare not be whispered of in the dark.
Fourth best meal you can get on a ship behind taco tuesday, hamsters, and the four-month-old pack of ramen you snagged from the ship store.
>The lobster probably tastes decent
I highly doubt it, unless they under cooked it like they did that steak. It's probably chewy as fuck, and they didn't even give them clarified butter.
For those that don't know - lobster is a very sensitive meat, if you overcook it, then it becomes VERY chewy and borderline inedible. Properly broiled or grilled, it is a fantastic meal, but it can be fucked up pretty easily.
the quality of the photo influences this anon
>undercooked banana
>overcooked lobster
>boiled steak
yummy
i mean...that's not *that* bad looking of a T-bone. even though i'm guessing it's probably select
Militaryfags are the biggest welfare queens in the US. Thank you for serving your zog master
you'll want a well rested, well equipped, well funded and well trained fire department the moment your house catches fire. that's when you'll realize the firefighters aren't the welfare queens after all, you are.
Good thing I was talking about the military and not firefighters you fucking tard.
it was a very clear analogy stinky
Dumb analogy, firefighters are necessary and provide a useful and observable service.
Except firefighters serve society, military drones are just leeches that can’t contribute to society in any meaningful way. Now shut up and be thankful that society takes care of your welfare needing ass and pray to your corporate masters to not send your cowardly butt brothers to die for their cause.
you'll be singing a different tune in about 12 years when the bug people come to enslave you
>u vill have social credit
>u vill store your money in ze bank
>u vill eat ze bugs
>u vill only like our political party
Sounds like you guys already lost on that front.
Americans are the most brainwashed people in existence
Pray tell, which nations invaded the US in the last 200 years?
50 years of anti Soviet propaganda conjuring an evil communist invasion right around the corner..did it happen? Nah, fuck all happened
The US Military exists to protect US hegemony you imbecile. It's not a defensive military - that is why your nation has been engaged in more than 100 armed conflicts since WW2. Most of which it literally started itself.
The US military is simply the extended arm of the United Fruit Company, of Exxon, of mining companies, of General Electronics, of Wall Street, and all the other representatives of US capital. Whoever doesn't see this obvious truth is simply mentally retarded.
The US Navy arguably is the most useful branch because it means that the entire world can use sea lanes and you'll get your shitty Amazon onosleeve in two days whether you like it or not without Barbary pirates depositing their seed in it first and getting it to you three weeks later.
Most of the "pirates" that disrupt trade were literally sponsored by the US to fuck with fledgling African independent states and ruin their economy, my historically confused friend
Just like how they made the Mujahideen big, hatched Al Qaeda, incubated the Chechen islamist fighters and funded IS as a proxy against the Syrian government. Or how Israel helped create Hezbollah to extinguish support for PLO/PFLP
Wow, you're really anti-US for whatever third world reason.
I, for one, respect that navigation around the horns of both Magellan and Cook were done with Africa and South America so we could peaceably trade goods from across the globe. Oh wait, those weren't American! They were British! Yankees only maintain insurance.
Tha fuck did India accomplish other than being host to the British to try and drag them out of the middle ages?
I'm not "anti US", I am simply stating a fact. If you were an islamist, you'd have to celebrate the US' very generous sponsoring of various extremist Muslim militias. The fact that Operation Cyclone happened is not my personal opinion after all.
You'll be pleased to hear that I despise the British even more than the other angloids though.
India achieved very little at all until Nehru and Indira Gandhi finally came around. Pedophile Gandhi fucking sucked and set back the independence movement by years. If it wasn't for WW2 completely fucking GB in the ass India would still be a colony today.
Oh fuck he noticed
>military drones are just leeches that can’t contribute to society in any meaningful way.
The only reason global trade works is because the US Navy pays to patrol the seas so that no one else has to. I can't imagine what the insurance costs on a voyage would be if every navy had to patrol their own shipping lanes, nevermind what the prices of goods would become.
nah I don’t think so
you think that everything is just magically the way it is like dust settling, which is dangerously naive.
your comfortable place in the world is not inevitable; the majority of the planet is poor and unstable and exploited and there are clear deliberate reasons why everything revolves around us and not them.
>the majority of the planet is poor and unstable and exploited and there are clear deliberate reasons why
Yeah. Because of the US. Finally you're starting to make sense. Their poverty is the reason why you're rich. Their artificial "instability" is why you can exploit them so easily.
>Wars didn't exist until America developed its navy
Try not to groom any kids on the way to your next psych visit, bud
>YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Do you not understand ANYTHING about how maritime trade security works? Maybe actually fucking read some books on economics and see where our tax dollars for the navy primarily gets spent, and it's now starting to wind down because the american public is retarded and becomes more isolationist whenever things get even a little bad for them, even though their entire worldview is built around the system working the way it has since the start of the cold war. It's quite simple to explain
>WW2 ended
>communism was staring at us in the face
>we went to every country we could and said "we will pay to patrol the oceans and sea lanes so that you don't have to, but in exchange you trade exclusively with us and our allies and not the soviets, and we decide your national security policy"
Everything was built on that, and it's the specific reason why the US is one of the only countries with a blue water navy.
Least delusional burger
The US Navy exists for power projection imbecile, that's why the US has the most aircraft carriers of any nation. They don't exist to "protect trade", and frankly China and India, the largest exporting nations, can very easily protect their own trade, considering the capabilities of a modern military.
India and China have been struggling to establish blue water capabilities for decades. Indians are notorious for discipline issues with their arab-like officer culture and their hardware is horribly maintained. While the chinese navy has been pouring money into new ships they have next to no overseas military shipping or anti-piracy experience.
on my boat every single member of the crew was trained as a firefighter.
firefighters don't suck up billions of taxes every year for israel LMAO
Burger has to compare military to an actually useful and respectable institution because the US military has literally not done a single positive or meaningful thing since WW2
positive k:d
Fair enough point, but it's not really an achievement to have a positive K/D when all you did for the last 20 years was drone strike Afghani children with your Cheetos stained hands from some air conditioned office in Africom, Germany. The last war where the US actually popped off was Iraqt
It looks like prison food. Here you go soldier "thankyou for your service"
that's basically what it is. almost all of the food the navy uses is sysco tier because you can't really avoid it when you've got 10,000 sailors in a fleet to feed for months at a time.
When I was in the usaf we had these things called hamsters, was like a cordon blue but filled with more meat. Loved it. Don't recall ever getting a steak or lobster outside of officer functions
cool stuff, part of a carrier fleet includes about a dozen fishing vessels to supply the sailors with food without the need for constant resupply
they should have a hydroponics frigate
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rip footsoldiers of Zion
>USS LIBERTY
>2
I feel like having a designated pre-bad-news food kinda cancels out its morale boosting capabilities.
that's because it's obviously phaic news
I don't give a flying fuck about the veracity of that tweet I was commenting on the practice itself
Surprised there isn't a side of matso balls as well.
Americans love playing with israeli balls.
IT'S FUCKING ON LETS GOOOO
Wait that is supposed to be a moral booster? The food in ops image looks terrible
>boiled T-Bone
another war crime committed by the u.s. military
Haven't you ever watched Apocalypse Now?
Never get out of the boat anon
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It's weird how you react more to this guy telling how they ruined good steak than the asiatics or tiger actually trying to kill them in this scene.
Never laugh at a war veteran telling you innocuous details, that's just their brain trying to help them forget.
story my dad has told a million times:
>got in trouble and was put on KP and I just skipped out on it and my sergeant caught me and let me off the hook lol
stories he's told like once ever:
>convoy was about to get ambushed, a VC bus driver tried to force them to stop in an alley by blocking the way with his busload of school children, so as per SOP the convoy drove over the bus with everyone inside
>killing men in the middle of the night in a sewer-filled rice paddy with only his knife
Reminds me of a /k/ story I'm going to fuck up horribly. His grandpa was in WWII and him and his siblings/cousins always asked him what he did in the war.
>I just peeled potatoes
Then when dementia took hold, he revealed in great detail how he felt so helpless to get his friends to safety, or help them when they were wounded, that all he accomplished during the war was peeling potatoes.
Let's be real, no one actually wants to talk about the fucked up shit that happened in the war. My brother has PTSD (not because of war, he was molested as a child by a neighbor) and while I can't imagine what it's like, I know what it's like living with someone like that.
That honestly was the first thing I thought of when I saw the OP.
What a terrible waste to take good ingredients just to turn them into sloppa.
Everything I've ever seen about it indicated it was good quality cafeteria-grade food.
I imagine if I went down to one of the bigger hospitals downtown and had a meal in their cafeteria the experience would be similar.
You probably wouldn't get crayons at the hospital though.
Fuck I'd demolish that every day
I'd go full caveman-tier. You already have to open the banana and peel the lobster shell, may as well just start gnawing the steak off the bone.
When the US Military is serving you Surf and Turf that either means you're getting deployed and have to murder some civilians, or that your group has been selected for medical testing by whatever spooky naval hospital is doing the next version of Project BLUEBIRD.
Or that they had to crack the bag on the good shit because some high-up muckidy muck came onboard and the merchant marines deliver in boxes and barrels. What are you on about?
Yeah I'm sure the aircraft carrier is stationed right next to Iran purely for recreational reasons. Not at all because everyone is expecting this conflict to pop off.
If you are in charge of an aircraft carrier and suspect something may or may not "pop off" and start an international war, then not check it out, I'd hope the powers that be would court martial you immediately.
Or you could, y'know, stop funding a retarded quasi-fascist religious shithole with your hard earned tax dollars and do literally anything else instead. No one is forcing you to spend a meaningful part of your GDP to be the fucking dog of a little ass fiefdom. Don't you have liked. Pride or honor or something?
Like tackle the world's biggest homeless problem, or the massive obesity, or the sorry state of education, or crime, or public infrastructure, or healthcare, or literally any of the thousands of issues which make the US a third world country.
>No one is forcing you to spend a meaningful part of your GDP to be the fucking dog of a little ass fiefdom
Except for 10% of the population that is evangelical and who think israelites controlling Israel with bring the literal Apocalypse.
Nice fantasy kiddo, but China is not a backwards religious shithole like the US. They aren't ruled by evangelical lunatics, thus China really doesn't give a fuck about the gays, unlike your hormone ridden, flabby self, constantly mentally anguished by something literal monkeys and rabbits do
The government is the religion, crying homosexual.
>Americans when you ask them to make sense
People in China are still muslim and christian.. you know that, right? It's not like Religion is illegal, it's just that the majority of people choose to be atheists. Y'know, a secular nation and all.
Unlike yours where it is literally illegal to say something bad about Israel, and where congress coughs up hundreds of millions of dollars to fund Florida's Bible Marches or whatever evangelical doomsday cult currently aligns with your foreign policy. Cucked ass country.
Sorry my low IQ friend. Take your meds and eat your Twinkie. Turn on the TV and have the news pundit pretend all your retarded opinions are fact.
>this homosexual
Wait until the CCP determines that gays are stifling their population growth. They might get thrown into a labor camp if they aren't too limp-wristed to work lol
Go five miles outside a major Chinese city and realize chinks are like one step above street shutters
>eating shit for the last meal
Poor mutt soldiers.
>Last meal child rapists get is better than the last meal zogbots get
SAD
Enjoy dying for zog homosexual
GO PALISTINE!!!
Fucking waste of a T-bone. Friendly reminder, that left half is filet mignon and the right half is a NY strip
A t-bone is just a porterhouse with a mangled filet. Porterhouses started “going out of style” when israeli butchers realized they could sell the filet separately at a much higher cost per pound.
As zogslop goes ive seen FAR worse, but i bet both the steak and lobster are overcooked but under browned
Ive had better surf and turf at the mall food court
Completely organic content.
does Culinaly know about the Ice Cream Barge?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream_barge
I love mashed potato lobsters
hard to find though
is this what submarine messhalls were really like in the 70s?
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Still sort of is. subs get good food because all other parts of the job is shit-awful compared to normal ships
I guess this isn't so bad, since planes don't have to eat food.