Science has gone too far

Science has gone too far

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cum balls

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure "science" figured out putting sauce/cheese/fillings into breaded fried balls decades, if not centuries ago. I don't know what this is supposed to be, but it definitely looks like a step backwards.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're donut holes where you inject the cream or jelly yourself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As opposed to the guy in the kitchen doing the same thing with the same tool. It's a dining gimmick, not "science".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's probably the biggest gimmick I've ever seen. Do you have any idea how much labor is saved by this? You can have a prep cook knock out those balls in an hour instead of having someone who actually knows how to do pastry shit. You could also literally just give the customer a couple ramekins of the cream/jelly to dip them, but the syringes just bring home how fricking lazy they were being.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you're supposed to shoot the cream at your girlfriend to gauge her reaction on cumming on her face later

            americans, not even once

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hey partner. some of us don't need icing or jelly, and some of us don't need to eat all that shit by themselves. science prove that shit yet?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Economics is a science, albeit the dismal science.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Have you heard of this thing called a "joke"

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of my first vaccine, makes me smile every time I eat one knowing how many lives I saved with all 4 injections..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick do you remember the hepatitis B vaccine that everybody receives at birth?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is TopGolf worth it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you're not worrying about how much you're spending on the numerous drinks it takes? yeah it's worth it.
      is it worth the wait? if you have a decent waitress and enough to blow on getting fat. it'd have been perfect if our golfing waitress weren't a chubby girl tired of walking. but it's pretty much like a hooters with golf, only instead of the breasts the girls rock mini skirts. you're not going alone, that's for sure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you enjoy driving ranges? It's definitely a good work thing if your job is paying.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bribe bartender to start injecting them with 100 proof rum so I can take them wherever the frick I want and keep the buzz going

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dont frick up my bitterballen klootzak

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