Second breakfast

What are some good ideas for second breakfast food?
What would you eat for second breakfast?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    poland has something between breakfast and lunch that's called second breakfast

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And what do they eat?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        food

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        usually it's like a sandwich, fruit or yogurt i guess

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          onion, cheese and mushroom omelette, fortified bread and butter, fresh fruit, tea and a pinch of old toby

          Fruit

          Well this sounds quite similar to what hotels call their continental breakfast.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is what Africa looked like before white people came

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah :(. Still looks like that but the people are sad

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the difference is you grow every ingredient yourself and sprinkle in a few toe hairs for health. you fricking bucklanders I swear, I bet you think elevenses is just brunch

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              underrated post. frick knows what they call it in bag end

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do any of those rock outcroppings fall? You'd think they would from erosion. That would be amazing to see that if you just happened to be standing there when it happened.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              you can literally see where they have fallen in the pic you fricking queer

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You'd think they would from erosion.
              Erosion of rock from water, which caused the formations in Anon's picture, is mindbogglingly slow. Erosion from fracturing, basically water expanding (aka ice) and contracting in cracks in the rock, is faster and deadlier. There are valleys were rocks regularly fall, as in multiple times a day rocks tumble down and can kill you. There's the couloir de la mort on Mont Blanc and there's one in northern BC iirc (could be in Yukon) that I know of.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          poland has something between breakfast and lunch that's called second breakfast

          You got it from us

          We do, actually, have a second breakfast in my country. First breakfast is light shit, usually a pot of yoghurt and some fruit but second breakfast is always always always always always a baked good and milky coffee, usually a croissant or bit of brioche but even biscuits/cookies (ours aren't nearly as sugary as foreign varieties) or just some simple toast with cheese, butter and jam (or yeast extract).

          when Bona Sforza married King... Ludwig, I think? of Poland. She introduced the concept of second breakfast and her cooks introduced the Poles to onions, which is why despite being a Slavic language, Polish uses an italic word for them.
          Her cooks also introduced them to soffritto, which is why it and mirepoix are literally called "Italian stuff" in Polish.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Poland. Probably rock soup and unseasoned potatoes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How can they eat unseasoned potatoes when there are perfectly good soup rocks right there?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just brunch

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it's not. when people have brunch, it's because they intentionally combine breakfast and lunch together. a second breakfast implies having two meals in the morning.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fruit

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    onion, cheese and mushroom omelette, fortified bread and butter, fresh fruit, tea and a pinch of old toby

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God frickin damn that sounds incredible

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know that looks like, excuse me, a damn fine fricking sandwich.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That looks really good

        First breakfast I have protein like egg and bacon. Second breakfast I have something sweeter like overnight oats (museli) or french toast

        Are you a hobbit?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No but I really don’t joke about it sometimes because I will eat two breakfasts and also two dinners as well (dinner/supper). I have to eat so much all the time just to keep my weight up.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            fatty

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bawdwich

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    taters

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's 'taters,' precious?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        PO TAY TOES

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    First breakfast I have protein like egg and bacon. Second breakfast I have something sweeter like overnight oats (museli) or french toast

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apple

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer second dinner

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What on earth

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        problem?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My problem is you, jackass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What on earth

      >What on earth
      I dunno but fukken saved.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imma wake up to tomorrow and have first break of eggs and toast with bacon. Then my second breakfast will be a ham and cheese with egg between two French toast slices.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leftovers from first breakfast.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A coffee.
    It's the perfect accompaniment to my first breakfast.
    A previous coffee.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd imagine first breakfast would be something very light, like a pastry or toast with some tea or coffee, just to get the eyes open. Second breakfast would therefore be a more substantial meal an hour later including proteins, fat, and fiber to fuel up for the day. I'm imagining something like a full english brealfast. Then Elevenses would be a snack and some tea, like cheese & crackers or biscuits & jam.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds cozy. But how do they find the time for this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But how do they find the time for this?
        The same way Mediæval people found time to pray 5 times a day. I don't recall hobbits praying. Food was their religion.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cultures that value human experience over industrial output still tend to afford a good amount of free time to the average citizen.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but what's their healthcare quality like

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Last I checked, West Med Euro countries were in the top 20 worldwide with France being #8, I think.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Last I checked, West Med Euro countries were in the top 20 worldwide with France being #8, I think.

          mf thinks hobbits are humans currently living in western europe

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're right. Short, hairy-toed Greeks aren't Western Europeans.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't need to find time. It's right there.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that ham
      >everything reminds me of her

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We do, actually, have a second breakfast in my country. First breakfast is light shit, usually a pot of yoghurt and some fruit but second breakfast is always always always always always a baked good and milky coffee, usually a croissant or bit of brioche but even biscuits/cookies (ours aren't nearly as sugary as foreign varieties) or just some simple toast with cheese, butter and jam (or yeast extract).

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a reason Bilbo and Frodo don't have wives?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably difficult to trust women as a rich Hobbit. They seem like big spenders if given the chance.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably autists like me. they just want to sip their tea and eat their trout

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tolkien was calling on the tradition of the eccentric rich uncle. Someone who might have been so deep in the closet even they don't know they are gay. Or they had PTSD from some colonial war.

      In universe, their minds, especially Bilbo, were twisted by the Ring. Can you imagine going through what Frodo did and then settling down and changing diapers?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tolkien was calling on the tradition of the eccentric rich uncle. Someone who might have been so deep in the closet even they don't know they are gay. Or they had PTSD from some colonial war.
        Yeah, kinda reminds me of that elf and the dwarf, except they were pretty open about it. They were probably making butt babies like Lucius Vorenus and Titus Pullo.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gimli and Legolas were hetero life mates like Jay and Silent Bob. Don't gay it up.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gimli and Legolas were hetero life mates like Jay and Silent Bob. Don't gay it up.
            ...because there's nothing gay about two dudes living together and never having sex with girls.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon Legolas was a Trans woman

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Legolas is an elf from Kirkwood.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Worked for Sam.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sam carried the ring for about a day. And Sam was salt of the earth (Arda). In Tolkien's world, the closer you were to nature the higher your saving throw vs evil.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tolkien was calling on the tradition of the eccentric rich uncle. Someone who might have been so deep in the closet even they don't know they are gay. Or they had PTSD from some colonial war.

      In universe, their minds, especially Bilbo, were twisted by the Ring. Can you imagine going through what Frodo did and then settling down and changing diapers?

      >Tolkien was calling on the tradition of the eccentric rich uncle. Someone who might have been so deep in the closet even they don't know they are gay. Or they had PTSD from some colonial war.
      Yeah, kinda reminds me of that elf and the dwarf, except they were pretty open about it. They were probably making butt babies like Lucius Vorenus and Titus Pullo.

      https://i.imgur.com/MjINnCx.jpg

      >Gimli and Legolas were hetero life mates like Jay and Silent Bob. Don't gay it up.
      ...because there's nothing gay about two dudes living together and never having sex with girls.

      Bilbo was a ring-bearer, he was cursed, Frodo was too young but equally burdened
      None of them were gay that was just that b***h Philippa Boyens who thought an American audience couldn't understand a master-servant relationship
      Really? Americans, you say? What a b***h
      Anyway we know what they ate, it was everything but then for a while lembas bread then everything again

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh look, an American getting upset about the gays. How expected.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          everyone hates gays tbf

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think of them at all. How can I hate something I never think of?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Homosexuality is the state religion in the United States, it's impossible not to think about them.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone hates gays tbf
            This is not even remotely true.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              even gays hate gays

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Everyone hates somebody
                Go be 16 years old somewhere else.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Insane how you can't take a joke. Are you gay or something? Though gays do hate other gays, verifiable fact just ask them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. Anon is just butthurt

          They weren't gay they were family because they grew up together even if there were bonds of servitude; when masters grow up with their servants they have kinship and peerdom. If you see gay in that you're probably gay or have no good friends.
          If you knew anything about Tolkien you'd know that Sam batted for Frodo

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Sam batted for Frodo
            Wait, are we talking about Sam and Frodo or Merry and Pepin and Bilbo?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sam was Frodo's servant, in the Great War, it wasn't unheard of for an officer to have his personal servant enlist with him when he went off to war if he didn't want a soldier-servant assigned to him
              This was back in the day when they had local units from a single town and they'd all die in a single battle, which, not that great for morale...

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Thrilling. I was fully aware of this. I was discussing Bilbo. The only "extra gay" emphasis that was added to LotR movies was between Merry and Pepin. And now you bring up Sam and Frodo.

                Whatever. Frick you.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                always thought it was weird they cast him as a hobbit

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, I felt like they made them all gay, and Boyens said as much back in the day

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                None of the characters from LotR are gay,. Not every close platonic bond between men involves poopy buttsex you disgusting homosexual. You're a porn-addicted pervert who can't distinguish between brotherly and lustuous forms of love.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you and blessed be.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                r i p squiggy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You seem triggered.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >None of them were gay that was just that b***h Philippa Boyens who thought an American audience couldn't understand a master-servant relationship
        She seriously thought Americans wouldn't understand a master-Black person relationship? The target audience for these novels was obviously white people.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. Anon is just butthurt

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about a bagel with either peanut butter or cream cheese?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    microwaved hot dogs and wonderbread

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you eat for second breakfast?
    First breakfast, for me, is orange juice and maybe some toast. Second breakfast would be a déjeuner bucheron - the Québecois answer to the full english.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese, nuts and bread. Home jam if you feel peckish

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched all three movies and no one seemed particularly gay to me
    think you're all a bit obsessed and hyper vigilant in regards to homosexuality perhaps

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't understand, one of the main producers of the movie said she wanted them to have gay affectations
      But the real crime is how they portrayed Boromir and Faramir
      Beyond that it's a fantastic trilogy that could absolutely never be made presently
      Rings of Power case in point

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        well it didn't come across

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    in italy we eat between major meals, not full meals but some "snacks" such as a sandwich with whatever. Really helps if you're doing mentally taxing work like studying or working

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How big are these sandwiches?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        depends on how hungry you are but i have seen people use whole 70g loafs of bread stuffed with whatever's you want, or just 2 slices of toast bread with cheese and ham or nutella for a sweet option

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do second breakfast, unironically. I work 10-6, M-F, so I get up at 6 every day and start with some oatmeal with whatever fruit, drink some coffee, stretch and work out for an hour, by 8-8:30 I'll make some eggs or something a little more substantial than first breakfast, and then I'm out the door.
    I find this is superior to just one breakfast, at least for me, because my tummy usually hurts in the morning for no discernible reason, and I have a hard time eating anything, but a little oats and a banana or an apple or blueberries, I can stomach that, and then I have some energy to exercise, and then I eat the heavier second breakfast.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to wake up tomorrow to have breakfast bros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did you eat?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        æg ond bakon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uhh, what?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    More coffee and a sandwich.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many calories a day you reckon hobbits consume?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends, are we counting ale or are we not?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      exactly as much as he intended and less than half as much as you deserve

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    first breakfast is bread with ham and cheese. second breakfast is a donut or brownie.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's a smoothie made of frozen blueberries banana baby spinach baby kale baby chard whole milk yogurt orange juice and chia seeds
    then later if I'm hungry I have eggs and/or toast or a sandwich

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Denji toast.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Denji has a fat ass.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, you bet he does..

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fergburger in Queenstown is worthy of Second Breakfast

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that looks cozy

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Day 1 of becoming a dwarf, smoked meat on the bone, a potato, and something I found growing on a log outside
    What are some other foods I can eat to become stocky and powerful?

    Would you say ale or stout is the better drink to have?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't eat that fricking mushroom.
      Drink imperial stout.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't eat that fricking mushroom.
        Coward.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I ate the mushrooms, diced it up small and fried it with garlic, chicken fat, and salt
        It had a good taste, the little bits became crispy and it was just a little spicy
        I dont know if the mushroom was spicy or it was the chicken fat because the chicken it came from had black pepper and I didn't filter it when I collected it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ale for hobbits. Stout for dwarves.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dumbfrick it's called Dwarven Ale for a reason

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Harsh language isn't necessary

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The first breakfast is just a warm-up.
    It just takes the edge off the hunger that develops overnight.
    Second breakfast is a proper breakfast.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ploughman's Lunch seems pretty good. Kind of just a loose bunch of food that you can eat slowly to stay full.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Day 2 as a dwarf I fried some meat in yesterday's fat and a warm frothy cuppa sheep milk, pickled some onions and found me a couple more of them mushrooms

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop picking mushrooms off the ground

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A little dirt never hurt nobody

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A little dirt never hurt nobody

      You are admitting offensive odors.

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