Secret Kitchen Tips

Just learned about pic rel. Share with me your less, or more common kitchen knowledge.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh that's why my potato grew a 6 ft long stem in the pantry?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had no idea, but my supermarket stores onions and potatoes next to each other and they're fine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're in a very well ventilated area unlike a fridge or a pantry

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who buys vegetable they're not going to use right away? like who the frick keeps potatoes or onions in their fridge, just because?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wat? they both stay good for a long time and are useable in lots of things
      also why would you keep either in the fridge
      overall must be bait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not only do I buy vegetables that I won't use right away, I buy vegetables that I won't end up using at all

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >keeps potatoes or onions in their fridge

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Next time you buy a bag of onions and potatoes put one of each in the fridge. If you can't do that then you are a prideful coward.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Onion/potato shouldn't be stored together
    Wait shit it that true?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just get an air fryer. Stop worrying that anime watching chronic masturbators on the internet will think you are a soy boy or whatever stupid shit. It's easily the most useful kitchen appliance you can get.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is it with homosexuals trying to hate on anime on Culinaly of all places?

      The frick kind of queer would even try something like that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Name one (1) good anime, I'll wait

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          None. Still watch it sometimes though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What is it with homosexuals trying to hate on anime on Culinaly of all places?
        Reddit infestation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reddit loves anime, tf you on about?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            reddit is much more varied in interests than Culinaly (they all love wiener though)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Let's be honest, who doesn't love wiener?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Keep the mushrooms a little bigger and this is honest to god a 10/10 meal any day of the week.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        99,9% of anime is samegayging to high hell. If you've seen one you've seen them all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's so great about an air fryer? I'm not against it, just never considered it as something I would use over the oven, or just my stove.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are good during summer when it's hot and you want to make pizza rolls, or snacks and don't want to heat up your oven

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that sounds like a rather limited application for "the most useful kitchen appliance you can get"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do a lot in them. I catch trout, it makes the skin really crispy. Basically they can do anything an oven can do other than cook a whole turkey

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah they frickin suck, they're no replacement for on oven. Cook something at 400 for 15 minutes in an oven and then in an air fryer and you'll see a clear difference.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They do everything a microwave can do faster and with less electricity

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't have a microwave, but I'll definitely consider getting an airfryer first. Thanks.

              I do a lot in them. I catch trout, it makes the skin really crispy. Basically they can do anything an oven can do other than cook a whole turkey

              It’s basically a tiny electric oven that circulates air a lot better

              Can they handle stuff like cakes, breads, or cookies? (other than the limited space)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I make small batches of cookies and brownies in my air fryer all the time when I’m looking to produce smaller portions when it’s just me and my gf and we aren’t trying to pig out

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also when I say air fryer, I mean something like this:

                https://i.imgur.com/goaTNTj.jpeg

                Air fryers are over rated plastic garbage with limited capabilities. Get a toaster oven and cover it with something to help hold in the heat or use it outside.

                not those shitty ones where the handle is the cooking base or some shit like that that just pops in. Get something you can adjust the trays inside of at the very least

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >air fryers do everything a microwave can do faster and with less electricity

              really pretty wrong

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's marginal but yes you're right in that a microwave costs less to run than an air fryer. THis is a 4qt air fryer (small) compared to a 1200W (large) microwave as well

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s basically a tiny electric oven that circulates air a lot better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The air fryers are too small to cook for more than 1 person. Unless you're some incel fricktard they're completely useless

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The air fryers are too small to cook for more than 1 person
        What the frick kind of logic is this?
        Do you only cook a single thing for every meal?
        Can you not fathom air frying a load of samosas or any frozen crap as a side dish?
        Why does it have to singlehandledly feed 5 people in one go?
        Did you grow up eating cassserole for every meal?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Air fryers are over rated plastic garbage with limited capabilities. Get a toaster oven and cover it with something to help hold in the heat or use it outside.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IIRC, you shouldn't store apples and bananas together for the same reason.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Protip: there's no human dietary requirement for vegetables. They're scams.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chicken breast, cod and pollock as well as most white meat fish benefit greatly from a very gently sweetened brine, they are much more juicy and flavorful.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know how potatoes always seem to need more salt? Well if you make a soup or stew or curry too salty you can add slices of potato to it, and cook for a few more minutes before removing them and like fricking magic the overly salty taste is gone.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I piss in the sink instead of the toilet because it's about level with my penis and there's no splashback and I save water by just running the tap for a second instead of flushing.

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