*sends you to the hospital while tasting like boogers soaked in sea water*

*sends you to the hospital while tasting like boogers soaked in sea water*

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, I'm trans btw

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your wellcome

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why have you eaten so many oysters
    Do you catch them yourself or go out to eat a lot?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >i have eaten over 27000 oysters raw
    Let me guess: you don't wake up with morning wood

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NYC was built on oysters, metaphorically and literally speaking. All the sidewalks are cement blended with shells. There was so much food waste in regards to shellfish consumption the only logical solution to the garbage problem was to make something useful out of it. This is back when NYC was 96+% White European btw.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NYC was 96+% White European
      Honestly seems like an urban paradise

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was still full of *r*sh.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'd imagine a place that farms oysters puts effort into controlling or eliminating Vibrio contamination so they don't end up on the ugly end of a lawsuit. Wild caught ones are riskier.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon oyster farms grow their oysters in the same water the wild caught ones are from. They don't grow them in tanks.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well damn, the more you know. I still feel like they would make some effort to limit Vibrio contamination since it could end up a legal nightmare but I'm just guessing.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It took 12 posts to get from oysters to Hitler

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We can do better

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you know what boogers taste like?

    i love oysters fresh out of galveston

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're lying if you've never picked your nose and ate it

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best oysters are Long Island Sound

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love clams (cooked), mussels (cooked) and oysters (raw), but I also can't deny that I'm eating Nature's used Brita filters.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Many people do not live near really cold salt water. Of course the oysters are garbage compared to where the good ones grow.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *saves the day*

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Used to have oysters all the time, never once got food poisoning. It's an American meme like diarrhea after tacos, or tabasco giving you burning shits. Basically Americans' GI system are in a 24/7 revolt against their diet, so they are shitting themselves all the time, evident by years of abundant photographic evidence showing BM accidents in Walmarts. So they make up random reasons they got sick rather than acknowledging it's their overall diet making them spew diarrhea non-stop. Never forget American Lays chips famously had the warning of causing anal leakage. They really do eat this way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ohyea olestra.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love oysters, used to eat them every week. Last time I had them I broke out into hives, worst experience ever. Now I'm scared to eat them again

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But they make my dick hard when I'm eating them out of your moms belly button.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ate 24 oysters and blackened drum, had a sidecar and a martini last night then I went home and drank beer and did coke all night long. Feels good man.

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