So I'm bringing a third-worlder over to the United States to marry, and she's been convinced her entire life that tap water is one of the gr...

So I'm bringing a third-worlder over to the United States to marry, and she's been convinced her entire life that tap water is one of the great evils, because in her country it can kill. I've explained to her that tap water is a sign of American ingenuity. That it's quite literally un-American to drink bottled and filtered water, because it implies a distrust in American institutions and sciences to keep our tap water completely safe. It's turned into a heated argument.

How do you convince someone of the benefits of tap water? I won't stand to have a filter in my home.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Install a water filter anyway
    Look, my county changed something in the water and sent out lead testing kits, we don't have any lead

    But all of my aluminum cookware started to dissolve

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They probably started chlorinating. Chlorinated water has both lye and chlorine (the chlorine in water is bound to the lye) in it which are both basic, and lye is well known to dissolve aluminum.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get a Berkefeld water filter and remove the fluoride etc. Fluoride is terrible, and was actually a waste product of the aluminum manufacturing industry looking for a disposal method.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >So I'm bringing a third-worlder over to the United States to marry
    what the frick, why?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I won't stand to have a filter in my home
    This has to be some sort of bait

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >So I'm bringing a third-worlder over to the United States to marry,
    I'm more interested in this. OP, what's your angle here?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So I'm bringing a third-worlder over to the United States to marry
      what the frick, why?

      We met on Omegle, and she was better than the local American girls.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where is she from? Are you sure she's not a femboy?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she a jungle asian? sounds like she wants the green card to import her family, then finally, her actual husband

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What green card? You hide her passport from her and give her a fake ID card to use.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sex trafficker detected

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As soon as she gets citizenship shes leaving you, how many times does this scenario have to play out before you desperate morons get the message

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >take her on cruise for honeymoon
          >she gets drunk and goes overboard
          uh-oh spaghettios, no more Filipinos!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not if I'm a good partner.

          Anyway
          >all these filter-water-drinkers ITT
          What is wrong with America? We grew up on tap water.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I grew up on well water, enjoy your calcified pineal gland.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Things changed in many ways. We didn't have testing kits you pay with your credit card and they arrive overnight, but also the water was probably better, not doing any sort of maintenance on your system for years eventually talked a toll.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >talked
              My punishment for phoneposting

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're a freak. stop talking to her immediately and forever. tap water is ass. get a filter. anyhow, hope you die

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her she's right to be afraid of the water here too, it's just the chlorine and the fluoride you don't want too much of

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American water isnt reallt drinkable though. Its like drinking pool water.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it is not, shut up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are going to lose that argument instantly because of Flint, MI. And all the dozens of places that have shit tap water. American tap water is pretty rank, and it is NOT getting better. If you are on well water you may or may not fare better - I know the well water I was on previously stank horrendously of sulfur.

        Put a filter in homosexual. Your appliances will thank you for removing all the contaminants and extra shit they dump in there.

        Yes it fricking is. My local city water has so much shit and Cl in it you could literally use it as pool water.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homie I am a white American and I think tap water tastes nasty. I grew up drinking out of a well tho. Sorry you have fluoride disease from your lead filled city water

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I grew up drinking out of a well tho
      you probably got pylori too LOL

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chemicals in tap water destroy our hormones, especially testosterone.
    >She's right

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    american tap water will not give you diarrhea but it will give you breasts.
    buy a water filter and install it under your sink. you can drill a hole in your granite countertop with a 17 dollar diamond bit from home depot. get something like a 3 stage aquasana, swap the filters every 6 months, and your children's brains won't be full of PFAS, fluoride, and sertraline.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yanks have shitty anemic power supply and can't use an electric kettle. Instead of fixing this problem, they cope about how their tap water don't need no boiling.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DEM YANKES ENT GOT NO KEHULS FOKKIN HEELARIOUS

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American tap water will lobotomize you from the fluoride it contains

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and turn you gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It won't do anything to an adult but it will stunt the intellectual development of children. Im not really into conspiracies but I don't understand how this information is publicly available and we still want kids to chug it.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    two words:
    Flint, Michigan

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the water trick doesn't work anymore bros

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wypipo don't season dey water.

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