So what is the proper way to eat?

So what is the proper way to eat?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    continental usally

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I eat like the right because I'm fat and want to eat fast. Now I'll call it "contine
      ntal." Thanks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oops, fricked it up with my fat fingers

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You spank the monkey while eating the American way?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, it’s a fun little game we like to play. Whoever cums before they finish their food gets to have dessert

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The old "Ookie Cookie".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a pleasure second only to jerking off while taking a shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you think the expression "first cum, first serve" is from?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rarely make or eat food that has to be cut at the table, so american. If I can't cut it with the fork itself I'll cut as I need so why hold the knife the entire time?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not an American style, it's a British style
    American style is Continental

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really it's European v anglosphere

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nonsense

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sense.

          No, Americans usually don't even use forks to eat.

          Thats silly.

          [...]
          Are you guys moronic. We eat like on the right in Britain. You will literally make shit up to complain about us

          >we
          Tell me you're from London without telling me you're from London.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Thats silly.
            No, it's not, if we see what Americans eat, we'll notice that more than half of the meals of the average American are eaten with bare hands.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >burgers, pizza, israelite deli sandwiches, tacos, burritos, hot dogs, corn dogs, tendies, fries, potato and corn chips
              huh.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, foods that Americans eat and are usually eaten with bare hands, in contrast with Europeans (or most former colonies) that eat food that requires forks and knives.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >foods that Americans eat and are usually eaten with bare hands, in contrast with Europeans
                Yes, more civilised cultures avoid eating with their hands, because that's how you get parasites. It is safer to use forks, or chopsticks.
                However we do encourage the paypig people to eat with their hands, because we want them to have parasites. We need mindless consoomers.
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal%E2%80%93oral_route

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes, more civilised cultures avoid eating with their hands, because that's how you get parasites.
                this is such ass backwards, it's like how muslims think they're advanced for wiping their ass with one hand and eating with the others. no, we invented more advanced hygienic methods, so an intermediary hygienic method does not indicate civilization anymore

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Europeans invented both the cutlery we use today and methods to clean hands,
                American got both for being a colony and use both sporadically.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Muslims also practice ritual washing after using the bathroom, ritual washing before eating, fasting and never eating pork, all to avoid parasites. Cleanliness is a major feature of the religion.
                But please do continue eating pork hotdogs with your dirty unwashed hands, kuffar. You're doing great! There's no evidence of parasites in the US general population. None whatsoever.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are wasting your time talking to these people, they'll be as dirty as possible, and still call other dirty because... "we are just better, ok?"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I use my kung fu chopsticks

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >chopsticks
                Quite a good and clean way to eat food, far better than bare handed without the custom to keep hands very clean like in the US.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he's still going at it
                Where did the Americans touch you with their dirty dirty hands?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are wasting your time talking to these people, they'll be as dirty as possible, and still call other dirty because... "we are just better, ok?"

                he's an idea, what about having high health standards for meat, washing your hands with soap after leaving the bathroom, et voila, all these rituals are now pointless and backwards.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what about having high health standards for meat, washing your hands with soap after leaving the bathroom, et voila,
                You know the US standards for meat are very low, right?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                And halal standards for meat are very very high.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, same with Kosher, it's a pain in the ass to met standards.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not American

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You are wasting your time talking to these people, they'll be as dirty as possible, and still call other dirty because... "we are just better, ok?"

                obvious samegay is obvious
                first day on Culinaly? better never come back then

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You wipe your ass with your hand, Shabir

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                my dad eats all of that with a fork

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >more than half
              >Americans only eat pizza and burgers
              >britbongs don't eat burgers and pies, they eat pasta and steak
              >Frenchman don't eat croissants and pain, they eat bacon and eggs
              Typical wrong opinions.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Reeeeeeeeeeee, not 100% of what Americans eat is eaten with hand... and sometimes others eat food with hands... so...
                So you're idiot or a dishonest frick who doesn't know the difference between a few and many.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fragile. Imagine making the claim that uniquely Americans don't eat with forks, which is clearly quite silly, then getting upset that Americans eat with hands and silverware about as often as other western and European people. Why does that bother so much? Why do you feel the need to make silly claims to differentiate yourself from Americans?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Let me lie a bit more and say you claimed 100% of Americans eat with their bare hands... because...
                Because this lie is the only way you can pretend you're not wrong.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just report and hide them. The board becomes almost usable without the 3 or so eurocels.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Just report anyone who claims Americans usually eat with their bare hands... this will sure make us look civilized.
                No matter how many times you announce a ban to cope, reality is still here mate.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Americans usually don't even use forks to eat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What are they using, their hands?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no need for knife and for for eating good ol' greasy-ass burgers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not an American style, it's a British style
        American style is Continental

        no wonder the ""american"" style is so moronic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really it's European v anglosphere

      Are you guys moronic. We eat like on the right in Britain. You will literally make shit up to complain about us

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so are you saying no one eats like on the left and they just made that shit up for (you)s?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          if I cut everything up before I eat it with a knife in my right hand I will set the knife down and eat with a fork in my right hand.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that genuinely sounds really autistic, that's what you do for toddlers where I live

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's historically American but now persists only in some rural areas that remain convinced that it's how the upper crust eat. The type of people who want their surname to sound a little European and still boast about ancestors arriving on the Mayflower.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So "old money".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >British
      No it isn't you fricking moron. Foreigners literally making stuff up about us just so they can seethe at us

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    reverse continental style sigmas, where we at?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same here. Are you Left handed?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        right handed, started doing it because it felt moronic to keep switching utensils when eating "American style" so just kept the knife in my left

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >having a utensil pressed on the plate at all times
    ???
    American is clearly the only right way.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    clearly not continental

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their comedy isn't really my thing but I do really like that one skit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a type of relatable you don't want to admit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I suppose anyone who travels a lot has seen those people who are just a little too impressed with the hotel giving them a bagel and a glass of OJ.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's how it is for me as well anon

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    continental when cutting with knife, burger when not.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't cut things with my left hand and switching your fork back and forth between left and right hand is autistic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the absolute state of low coordination plebs...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you won't say that to my face while I have a knife in my right hand b***h.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Got my knife in my left b***h homie, pull up

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Say less

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Say lavee

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here in Oz we do knives in both hands.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mfw

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I usually don't unless the meal involves peas, the second knife is a fricking game changer for that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're supposed to hold the fork in your left and cut with your right, then keep the fork in your left hand to eat what you just cut

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proper. Lol. As if society is even functional enough for last century manners and grooming to matter.

    Wake the frick up.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ? this pic confuses me. Continental is just the proper, polite etiquette for eating. When you're home alone eating slop you eat like in the left pic unless you like continental better.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being fair, I don't think eating slop require ones to use a knife, and often not even a fork.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use pencils

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right way to eat? What are you gay? Just convey the food into your mouth

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not using hands to eat

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So what is the proper way to eat?
    the way I do it.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's something like a steak that requires using a knife every bite, "american style" is absolutely fricking moronic. I regularly switch the fork and knife between my hands, I don't care if that's considered rude lmao. If I don't need a knife that much, I'm not just going to leave it on my plate where it gets in the way.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amerinental.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick does "continental" even mean in this context. How do you eat "continentally"?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an English expression for Europeans who live "on the Continent" as opposed to their islands

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      European minus Anglos (semi-Europeans), it's the same as European proper.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    American style, I bring my own sauce

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i use two forks, or a spoon and my hand, depending on the food

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    knife in left hand fork in right like a normal fricking person

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i just eat the fricking food, i don't think about how i am holding my utensils like a rich posh c**t. i don't go to fine dining places (they're a scam) or associate with wealthy wankers (they're annoying) so it doesn't matter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So you're just chaotically switching between techniques so rapidly you can't even recall what you're doing after the fact. Possibly you're just pressing your face into the plate of food and biting away. You don't know. You can't remember.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I see Americans do this all the time.
    They can't hold a fork with their left hand, so they pick up the knife, cut their food, put the knife down, pick up the fork, and then eat.
    They look like toddlers failing to do a basic task. You have to wonder how they get so fat while not being able to even eat correctly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s because left handed people are the devil, Liam

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I see Americans do this all the time.
      No you don't
      >They can't hold a fork with their left hand
      Yes we can

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I see Britons do this all the time.
    They can't hold a fork with their left hand, so they pick up the knife, cut their food, put the knife down, pick up the fork, and then eat.
    They look like toddlers failing to do a basic task. You have to wonder how they get so fat while not being able to even eat correctly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I see Americans do this all the time.
      They can't hold a fork with their left hand, so they pick up the knife, cut their food, put the knife down, pick up the fork, and then eat.
      They look like toddlers failing to do a basic task. You have to wonder how they get so fat while not being able to even eat correctly.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any time you have to butcher your meat at the table, you're dining with NO style.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chewing too, ideally you'd just gulp down a whole steak like a viper swallowing a chicken egg

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do europeans think they can cut into a steak with one hand while shoveling other food into their mouths with the other? This is such a bizarre image

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just eat everything with my hands if I can.
    I'll use a spoon for something like rise but otherwise, why bother with utensils?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not cutting with your left and using the fork with your right
    why switch?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No one normal cares.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Neither, don’t use utensils

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    place food into mouth
    chew (optional)
    swallow, like a prostitute
    repeat

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