So what the frick is Prime? t. 30 year old who barely uses social media

So what the frick is Prime?
t. 30 year old who barely uses social media

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

CRIME Shirt $21.68

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's like vitaminwater but bussin and less sugar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so powerade for gen z?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Prime is legitimately disgusting. We bought a case of it months ago and it just sits there because every flavor tastes like ass
        I don't know how you mess up a sports drink

        More like All Sport for gen z

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    an energy drink endorsed by a celebrity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Which one?

      >work in a supermarket
      >parent come's up to me with child
      >ask's if we have PRIME
      >tell parent that it's not suitable for people under the age of 15
      >watch the kid seethe at me when they get told no
      I did that so many times it was hilarious

      >giving a shit enough to even bother saying that and not just saying 'aisle 5, center'

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    advertising post

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just some electrolyte drink that has had its day in the sun. I think it has been over a year since it was relevant.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is 'meta moon'?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When you're at a party when the moon is full, people go out to moon the moon. It's especially popular during a super moon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just gatorade/powerade with a texture and flavor profile leaning toward Sobe. They're vaguely associated with some eceleb so expect people here to seethe and claim they're like drinking soy milk mixed with feces.

      A catchy name.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bought one of those out of curiosity and it tastes like melted down gummi bears or some shit

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >work in a supermarket
    >parent come's up to me with child
    >ask's if we have PRIME
    >tell parent that it's not suitable for people under the age of 15
    >watch the kid seethe at me when they get told no
    I did that so many times it was hilarious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a pretty good way to go about it. I just point them towards the energy drink version since I figure parents shitty enough to let YT raise their kids deserve a little blowback.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        got given free ones as samples and wouldn't stock the shelves with any. then have one in my back pocket. when I was asked if the store had any I would say no. then pull it out and take a sip and walk off

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And then everyone clapped and you were hired to do commercials

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        once saw a woman letting her 1-2 year old baby drink this shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no one cares

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I care. I asked. Shut the frick up. This whole "tf bro yapping about" culture stifles legitimate conversations.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Endless /misc/ seething is not legitimate conversation.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >>saw this lady feeding her baby caffeinated sugar beverage, what a world, huh?
                >/POL/! /misc/! /misc/!
                You are deranged and obsessed.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                since when is looking after a child's nutrition and health considered /misc/ behaviour? fricking homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Being an overbearing nosy twat who gets angry and offended by other peoples' actions and choices no matter how trivial seems to fit the bill.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no one cares

                you cared enough to reply, moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >coconut milk
          >strawberry
          >açai
          Genuinely better for it than formula.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's thick, overly sweet shit.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally a grift product. a worse version of gatorade that is sweeter than coke, marketed to kids and teens via youtube celebrities, one of which is a known sociopath and liar.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This beverage is only for women and guys. Don't buy this stuff. Stick with the OG gatorade. Everyone knows Prime shrinks your peen anyway

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a 30 year old and have been drinking a lot of Prime lately. You’re just anti-social, not old.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rule 2

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fidget spinners but 2022. The craze died out after a few weeks but stores have been left with tons of stock and nobody wants the shit.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the new-ish South Park movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is it just cum?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no, it's cred. having cred gives you cred, that's the joke for the entire special.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >having cred gives you cred, that's the joke for the entire special
          no wonder I never watched that show

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it used to be fun when it was about guys fricking chickens to death to help the dumb hick sheriff learn how to read

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Matt and Trey got too far up their own ass and became what they hated, uncool boomers

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I started drinking them last year, they sell them at the local hardware store and I'd be in there a couple times every weekend getting shit for oddjobs or my own projects. The lime one did a good job of cutting the 1/4 inch thick layer of mucas off the inside of my mouth after sepnding 4 hours in the sun trenching out for a conduit run to a garage. Would have bought water but they only sold nasty spring water and overpriced spring water.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    regular water mixed with chemicals,
    packed in plastic and sold expensive to stupid kids.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gross as frick

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    American eceleb slop, why won't Yellowstone finally erupt

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drink that gives you cancer

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for these to get cheap on Amazon then i'll buy a case they just look cool

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It tastes fake and gay and despite them saying no sugar its like drinking a whole bag of sugar in a drink. Its fricking disgusting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everything that says no sugar just has artificial sweetener. It uses sucralose which is one kind of artificial sweetener. It's probably one of the least desirable choices because it's more likely to cause gas and diarrhea than others.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's the most desirable compared to Ethryitol and Aspartame which have been linked to higher rates of heart disease, or saccharin and stevia which taste like dogshit. I have a literally broken GI system and have never had a single issue with sucralose.
        You shouldn't drink them a lot in any case. I drink maybe half a bottle after a good workout. Does me good. That or LiquidIV or sometimes offbrand pedialyte

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I had a slice of cake with sucralose and it was like my ass was sneezing after. Wasn't a big piece after. I guess everyone might react to it differently. My digestive system is pretty messed up and sensitive too though.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a little sweet admittedly but it tastes good if you don't have blown out tastebuds and wherever I see it it's usually cheaper than comparable sports drinks and half the price or less of a bottle of Pedialyte. Literally 0 sugar and 25 calories a bottle compared to 35g and 150kcal in a Gatorade or HFCS in a Powerade.

    Ice Pop tastes exactly like a rocket pop. Meta Moon (Generic "Arctic" kinda flavor), Glowberry (Tastes more like green apple to me) and Strawberry Banana are also good, not a huge fan of the others.

    Literally everything is marketed by someone, who cares about Ecelebs you never wach.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      moron. If there are no sugars, then it's not a serious rehydration drink. It's a nice alternative to soda, not pedialyte or original gatorade.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      moron. If there's no sugar, then it's not a proper rehydration drink. It's a nice alternative to soda, not pedialyte or original gatorade.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it tastes good if you don't have blown out tastebuds
      Palate insensitivity is caused by blown out buds. Which they'd have to be if you're not overwhelmed by the sickly sweetness of these things.
      You only think it's palatable BECAUSE your taste buds are blown out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      moron. If there's no sugar, then it's not a proper rehydration drink. It's a nice alternative to soda, not pedialyte or original gatorade.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      moron. If there's no sugar, then it's not a proper rehydration drink. It's a nice alternative to soda, not pedialyte or original gatorade.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I get the energy drinks from the Dollar Tree sometimes.
    I like the blue raspberry and fruit punch ones.
    >t. 31

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      These aren't energy drinks. They're sports drinks like Gatorade. I liked that the kids were clamouring for these for a while, because they're less worse for your health than energy drinks. Seeing kids pumping themselves up with caffeine while walking to another day of their most important years of education is depressing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >These aren't energy drinks

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. No caffeine, no taurine, none of that. Just mineral salts, AKA electrolytes, like Gatorade.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >No caffeine

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a case when it was on clearance. The b-vitamins gave me dreams every day I drank a bottle. As someone who doesn't dream frequently it was nice. I would also say I got a bump in mental acuity. If you can get it for $1/bottle then go for it.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tried the blue raspberry one on a whim. probably one of the worse decisions I've made in my life

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