>"Some people don't cream in carbonara". >We're in England/America, we tend to.

>"Some people don't cream in carbonara"
>We're in England/America, we tend to.

The absolute John Wick of cooking.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This dude is a bigger homo degenerate than Anthony

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna slob on your knorr

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna slob on your knorr

      Guy literally invented the pretentious punk-rock fag chef
      Based and kino

      it's your choice

      >"I put cream on my carbonar-ACK!"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >a man gets old
        >ACK !

        Guy literally invented the pretentious punk-rock fag chef
        Based and kino

        he invented the fact that you can be something beyond a michelin guide's bitch while people are making horror movies about being precisely that.

        it's your choice

        As it was always meant to be. Strive for perfection in your own house or be Adam Fagusea. Even the latter recognizes the superiority of the former.

        And thats why I use Knorr stock

        Why not ? I've used knorr stock pots. they add depth that a lot of Hispanices could not bring to the table.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >why yes I do happen to agree with everything Mr White says

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          is that you, marco?
          tell me, what did you mean by this?

          https://i.imgur.com/vNvIazq.jpg

          It's so fantastic to see all the cooklets seething over the king.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guy literally invented the pretentious punk-rock fag chef
    Based and kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He showed exactly what is wrong with the world. Serving 300 pounds meals to pretentious 'posh' fake people. You wouldn't see this in pre-war Germany for a reason.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's your choice

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And thats why I use Knorr stock

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's so fantastic to see all the cooklets seething over the king.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the curve of the page made him look really fucked up at first

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cream in carbonara
    and that's how you were born

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird how there's so much contention about this
    For example how much can you change about a dish before its a different dish?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tell it to the fucking guineas who flood every youtube video section with shit about how recipes are not "authentic" while incapable of producing anything edible on their own

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I believe him when he says that it was Ramsey's choice to cry. Fucker doesn't need to yell, he just needs to look at you and say that he's disappointed, which is the most horrifying thing for fatherless fucks like Gordon.

      A good hint is that if the dish tastes and looks the same, chances are it's the same fucking dish. If anything, it was made in the same spirit of the original one : cheap ingredients mixed up to produce something palatable and mass produceable for a household of 15 people.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No she would have been an old lady with wheels

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's exactly his point, congrats on getting it 20 years later.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          trump lost go leave

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love this man
    This man is my culinary inspiration and a pseudo father figure

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOO you can’t just make a dish in the way you are regionally accustomed to!!!! This is hate crime against Italy
    Do Italians really?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Italians literally have nothing else other than their "authentic recipes" to be proud of. They don't even claim they taste better only that its authentic and been made the same way 300 years.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And half their famous dishes like bolognese actually only date back to the 80s.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the first written account of bolognese being used as a pasta condiment is from the late XVIII century, and accounts of tomato sauce with ground meat or ground meat preparations are from only slightly after the tomato was imported to the old world
          the most recent famous Italian dish is carbonara, which dates back to WWII

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Italians literally have nothing else other than their "authentic recipes" to be proud of. They don't even claim they taste better only that its authentic and been made the same way 300 years.

      And half their famous dishes like bolognese actually only date back to the 80s.

      italians in shambles. its ok guys at least you have some old ruins, too! and only half your country looks like it belonged to the former soviet block.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Italians? No. AYYYYYAHMWAUKINOVAHEYAGABAGOOL-Americans, yes.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"white people"
    >aggressively against milk and dairy based products
    >aggressively against a recipe that would objectively make the dish better

    lol, wasn't carbonara meant for poor people that literally got out of the mines ? Now that we know how sauces work, do we really have to break 30 fucking eggs and drop the whites whenever we want to make it ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >aggressively against milk and dairy based products
      cheese is a dairy product you retard

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will literally never not love that man.

    I have the absolute privilege to work in a place with incredibly brilliant people who are top geniuses in their fields. I've only been there about a year, but the way these people talk and act and do is very much like MPW. They don't need to win anyone over, they're so on top of their shit they literally don't need to impress anyone or make friends or play the game. They're too busy and all they care about is quality.

    MPW will never be a tryhard and the less he tries the higher he ascends.

    Sad about some of his contemporaries running the hamster wheel clawing desperately to stay relevant and clickable. They lost before they even started.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >absolutely shits on pretentious frauds like the Italians and Japanese demanding their authentic food is some kind of culinary miracle everyone should be in awe of
    Can he get any more based?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im so fucking tired of everything cooming over ramen when it's the most basic combination of broth and noodles. ive made pork and beef stews ten times better than ramen at home.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can't abide ramen. I've tried so many times, I've spent bottom and top dosh and it's just dirty to me. Give me a short soup or a pho or a beef stew ten days a week but get that medieval ramen away

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >shitting on ramen
          >likes pho
          you have shit taste

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I prefer pho to ramen but both are good

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You have ten minutes to cook an egg.

    This is a Culinaly exercise. Time yourself and show me the results.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse out of the principle that he did not specify anything. Give me some kind of parameters or fuck off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The parameters are "10 minutes".

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not a parameter at all. Try a-fucking-gain.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >10 minutes isn't a parameter
            Cook eggs in whatever manner you prefer within a time limit of 10 minutes you giga autist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >frypan to max
      >oil or butter in pan, get it hot
      >turn down heat by half when egg goes in, break yolk & flip it
      I'll be done in 7.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    his gastropub in wiltshire has terrible reviews and when I was in the town no one recommended it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a company he made does not operate on the same standard as he did when he tried his damndest

      :O

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he lives in the area so you would think he would at least have some quality control

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'd rather you not cream in my carbonara please

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like referencing this every time Italians get into an argument on cooking purity. Marco is 1. Half Italian 2. Michelin Star chef

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I like referencing this every time Italians get into an argument on cooking purity. Marco is 1. Half Italian 2. Michelin Star chef
      Any cook can become a Michelin Star chef if they buy enough tires from a certain company.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a real chef

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's drinking wine all day every day and smoking red Marlboro. He's king of men, really.

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