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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >plastic
    On the shelf it stays.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. All kino 90s drinks were in glass. Zoomers can't even imagine the real world.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ZOOMERS ZOOMERS ZOOMERS ZOOMERS
        holy obsessed lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You got it wrong, I feel sorry for them, even their goyslop is worse than ours. The kids deserve better.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's called nostalgia, old man

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nostalgia for nontoxic food containers. Oh what a world.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Notice how the zoomer gives consent to their own abuse.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ???
          They're the current purchasing generation. When products are launched or relaunched, the current purchasing generation is obviously relevant. It's who everything gets marketed to.
          90s drinks were a split of plastic and glass, transitioning out from the 60s, 70s and 80s where glass was the predominant material.
          Nowadays glass is a rarity for most regular beverages, and Gen Z has been noted as correlating it with the quality of the beverage inside.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >They're the current purchasing generation
            oh yeah I forgot nobody over 25 drinks soda lmao fricking idiot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This

      This. All kino 90s drinks were in glass. Zoomers can't even imagine the real world.

      And this. No one remembers Sobe anymore. Basically the OG vitamin water.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Sobe
        My homie. Fruitopia too, glass all the way. I think Arizona and Orangina are still available in glass at least in limited markets, but back in the day that was just the norm. Not to mention the fact that you could go a baseball game and not get served MGD in a fricking plastic bottle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        man sobe was a real one, i miss the orange/carrot drink

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The soul is gone...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        RETVRN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally most moronic post I've seen today.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Weird, I saw one even more moronic:

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOO plastic is LE BAD
          have a nice day.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Remember to inject your hormones, and dilate.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >NOOOO plastic is LE BAD
              Is this somehow controversial?

              Sometimes it's hard to tell if they're bots or they've just been brainfricked too hard.

              >plastic le bad
              >but drink red 40 sugar and other toxic shitty ingredients goy!!!!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Projecting.
                also
                >you can't avoid all of it so stop trying to avoid any of it! >:(
                Frick off, Steinberg.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can very easily avoid the liquid israelite
                You act as if you're forced to imbibe it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you act as if your income stream doesn't all end up in israelites hands down the line

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So then

                [...]
                [...]
                >plastic le bad
                >but drink red 40 sugar and other toxic shitty ingredients goy!!!!

                was just pure projection.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOOO plastic is LE BAD
            Is this somehow controversial?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sometimes it's hard to tell if they're bots or they've just been brainfricked too hard.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can we make it un-return?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got fire months ago and made a thread. Wasnt as good as the 90s or w.e. idk if nostalgia or ingredient changes. Also, no weirdly curved glass bottle is dumb. Sobe should bring back the glass with the lizard inlays as well, while we're talking old shit.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rain isn't an element

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Neither is fire

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it is moron. Fire Earth Wind Water.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Water
          like rain?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Or sweat.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes rain is a form of water moron.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >rain is water

              Yes it is moron. Fire Earth Wind Water.

              >water is an element

              rain isn't an element

              >rain isn't an element
              Really makes you think

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                All rain is water, not all water is rain. Understood moron? If I said that fruit is a food group, and banana is a fruit, that does not make banana a food group. moron. moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks bananas are the same as rain
                Go back to school kiddo

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Frick you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Frickin' magnets, how do THEY work?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The four nations used to live together in harmony

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget Heart

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that song barracuda has always irritated me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          rain is wind + water, technically two elements

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >missing LeeLoo

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i like the earth one
    gotta cut it with half water, it's too sweet

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    family dollar always has this shit but the Venom drinks are always out of stock

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never had it growing up so I can't really compare.
    For a few dollars I was able to buy about twenty bottles of Sun and it's not that bad. It's even kosher unlike Snapple Fruit Punch.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They taste like shit because they're diet drinks.

    90's snapple elements had like 60 grams of HFCS per serving. No wonder they tasted incredible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That seem to be the reason. Though while these only have 26g of sugar, instead of HFCS.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >light
    Is it low sugar or sugar free?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      26 grams of sugar for 16oz, the same amount of soda would be almost twice as much sugar.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Celebrates the return of sewer water packed with corn syrup

    Frick off

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all I want is for this to come back, it's really not so much to ask.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I see these in every "Discontinued Food" thread, but nobody posting them was around to have one.
      >vaguely fruit-adjacent flavor
      >way too sweet
      >semi-solid debris
      >b-but it looks cool!
      Awful product.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I literally drank these every day when I was a kid you poser.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >i drank shit when i was a kid, heh
          Sorry to hear that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >nobody can like things that I don’t like
            It must really sure to be such a mental deficient

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >eats shit
              >"it must really sure"
              You'd know, it seems.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i have a fever shut the frick up

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Probably on account of you always eating shit.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i miss you babe
    can't wait to feel you in my mouth again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sobe had a ton of good flavors

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    genuinely what did they mean by this.
    I liked old snapple but the new stuff feels like its losing its SNAP

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I'm a fan of it, how could you tell?

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