Sometimes all you want is an ooey gooey cinnamon roll.

Sometimes all you want is an ooey gooey cinnamon roll.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I usually pride myself on reasonably healthy eating but these shits right here make that difficult.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they don't even taste good and are a complete waste of calories. grow up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only need to grow old, not up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >manlet outs himself

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >defiantly enjoying oneself in spite of the gradual decline which spares no man
            >short
            ???

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but think he meant manchild
              the exchange is funnier this way though

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >he thinks growing old is being defiant
              anon...

              NTA but think he meant manchild
              the exchange is funnier this way though

              >think he meant manchild
              no, i meant manlet because he's against growing "up".

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your reading comprehension isn't great. Growing old is inescapable, barring some untimely demise or other. The part you can control is your reaction to the process. You can either let age drain you of every last bit of joy until you see no colour, or you can weather it and enjoy yourself despite the inevitable degradation of flesh. I do my "grown-up" things, I pay my bills and my affairs are mostly in order. I'm in reasonably good shape. I don't have addictions or many vices at all. I do alright and so if I want a cinnamon roll, I'm going to have one, dammit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The part you can control is your reaction to the process. You can either let age drain you of every last bit of joy until you see no colour, or you can weather it and enjoy yourself despite the inevitable degradation of flesh
                yes, that's called growing old.
                growing up is accepting fate and blazing a trail until the road ends.
                get well soon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but really man, for all the not-going- quietly-into-that-goodnight you’re still shitting on somebody’s cinnamon roll on a bavarian knot tying forum

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                One of the most reasonable, thoughtful, well balanced posts I’ve seen on here. What are you doing on this wreck of a board

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >if I want a cinnamon roll, I'm going to have one, dammit.
                Reddit moment.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're great if home made from scratch, not everyone is addicted to cinnabon slop

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >They're great if home made from scratch
          This, fresh out the oven with some cream cheese icing and not too tall like the one in OP’s pic is perfection

          Unless it's a big-honkin certified ooey gooey cinnamon role, you gotta watch out for when people put fricking ORANGE ZEST in this shit as if it really needed it. Ultimate betrayal and culinary degeneracy.

          Suppose you’re at Waffle House and they serve you a cinnamon roll but when you bite into it it has both orange zest and the bottom is gooey, what do you say to the waitress?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If it's a Waffle House, guess you gotta freak the hell out and get aggressive af, and try not to get arrested. Anywhere else, claim an orange allergy and return it after a bite or throw it away in front of them.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that is the worst cinnamon roll I've ever seen

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I work in the cinnamon roll factory and I've been slowly adding my semen into the mixture over the last 8 years.
    Hope it tastes sweet. You bawd.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >femanon with dick envy pretending to have gonads
      uncanny.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick did you know? Wtf

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cover up you camera hole, "anon"

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is there mayo on it?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Icing really ruins cinnamon rolls.
    Best way to do them is cut in half fried in butter.
    Only place you are going to get a good one is a diner for the actual working class.
    Not sure I've even seen grocery stores have them since Pillsbury started selling their garbage.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Only place you are going to get a good one is
      my house makes them better
      I like the orange variation better though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried pain aux raisins? It's the shit

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sometimes all you want is cinnamon
    Never happened to me because I detest the taste of cinnamon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is wrong with you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I knew a Filipina girl that thought cinnamon smelled like vegana. Thanks for reading my blog.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What kind of autism causes this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jews, anon

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is one of the most unhinged threads I've seen in a while. and that's saying something

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unless it's a big-honkin certified ooey gooey cinnamon role, you gotta watch out for when people put fricking ORANGE ZEST in this shit as if it really needed it. Ultimate betrayal and culinary degeneracy.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Lulu's in San Antonio. Shame they closed

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't know people added butter to cinnamon rolls. Haven't had one in ages

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its a scroll

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