Sometimes jar sauce hits the spot and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't

Sometimes jar sauce hits the spot and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I also like jar sauce. For me it’s Tutto Calabria hot spaghetti sauce

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like a special sauce anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, it is special. It’s made from Calabrian red chili peppers, dried tomatoes, and fresh herbs to deliver well-balanced piquant flavors to all my pasta dishes! Calabrian peppers are one of the essential ingredients of Southern Italian gastronomy. These peppers carry medium heat; some even say they’re the perfect hybrid of jalapenos and cayenne peppers. However, the heat intensity is secondary to the signature flavor profile of these Calabrian delights. Despite being relatively small in size, Calabrian peppers are bursting with spicy, smoky, salty, and even fruity flavors that no other pepper can match.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute!

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some jar sauce is fine, but most of it is bad, and none of it is as good as a competent homemade sauce. it's like getting a sandwich from the grocery store, like yeah sometimes it's fine, good even, but i would never ever choose one over one i made myself if i had the option

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they call it mutti because only the mutts will eat it amirite

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s Mutti tomato toothpaste

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      burns my gums and doesn't whiten at all
      good flavor tho
      4/5 would brush again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the one with the vegetables is amazing. I'm still trying to figure out what the catch is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually good and less annoying than cans of tomato paste.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you would not believe the hoops i have to go through to find that stuff in muttland.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're not supposed to buy sauce with cheese in it. That's not good. You're bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's delicious agnon

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here you go, from Thailand.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THey rolled the Mutti sauces out in Toronto a few months ago and i'm impressed, "only" $7

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try this chile garlic stuff out, it might take a while to arrive but not too long.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do quite like that stuff but on account of the shortage I've switched to pickerel. It's not the same though, it's very salty and meant to be added to stir fries and such rather than slathered on things. O well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps slather on some chicken wings?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly as long as you don't overdo it that would be delicious I think

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They make good stuff.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man I've become such a Ree Kum Kee fanboy. All their shit is so fricking good.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes you just want to toss some sausages into the oven, boil some pasta, and toss them in a sauce. Isn't special but a nicer jar is a good way to not be miserable after.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as an european, i can confirm this sauce is actually good

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They all have soyshit in them here in the US, better to pour it down the drain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that particular sauce?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think we have that here, it's the popular ones here that everyone thinks are disgusting (ragu, prego) and complain about all the time. If it's actually a jarred normal sauce instead of an abomination it's no big deal to eat it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do they down that crap with Red Bull?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Red Bull is too ritzy, it's mountain dew

            don't quote OP then

            Tongue my anus

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Tongue my anus
              homosexual

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a woman to me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sucking dick, handjobs, licking shit and sodomy is still gay even if it's with a woman

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wtf!?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                something snapped in me first time i learned men have degenerated to letting, even demanding, women lick their fricking anus

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's their job, what else are they good for except pumping out babies?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                enjoy your rotten idiotic life and society

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Piss off b***h and enjoy getting hollared at by a b***h 24/7

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hollared
                barely know what that means
                Black personlicious

                lol it really was a woman

                hey homosexual 2

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You dont want to know, do know that I grew up around a lot of women that were always hollaring at each other and why I just left as soon as possible.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                women should be corrected, not let them turn you into a homosexual

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's fine if a girlfriend but not a sister or mom.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol it really was a woman

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't quote OP then

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably best to just toss the bottle in the trash in the first place.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can use jarred pasta sauce forever but jarred alfredo sauce is absolutely terrible compared to home made.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's one that I can't find anymore, Enrico's.
    I don't know if it's even made anymore.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you force yourself to speak in this shitty memespeak?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but what are you saying?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this reminds me of school lunch spaghetti and i liked school spaghetti every friday.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s canned spaghetti sauce. It stays fresher. I have canned sauce I bought 3 years ago and it’s as fresh as the day it was canned

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