Sometimes, you just want a comfy plate of thoroughly American spaghetti and meatballs,

Sometimes, you just want a comfy plate of thoroughly American spaghetti and meatballs,

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a big sloppa bloody shit

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope your parents and children get raped by aids naggers and then burned alive. Your speghetti sucks.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen more appealing diarrhea.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Me and my brother Oliver Lee

        What’s it to you? Let us each enjoy what we like. It’s not like we like the Tour of Italy or something it’s just good olde fashioned spaghetti

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You saw actual shit and thought, "yeah, i wanna eat that"?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Europeans eat shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your meatballs are too small

      https://i.imgur.com/uiIptJh.jpg

      What’s it to you? Let us each enjoy what we like. It’s not like we like the Tour of Italy or something it’s just good olde fashioned spaghetti

      No meatballs at all?!
      This is how I like the size of my meatballs to be

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a meat sauce.
        First you make big, perfect meatballs.
        Then you break them up into little pieces and mix the pieces into your sauce.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a meat sauce.
        First you make big, tasty, perfect meatballs.
        Then you break them up into little pieces and mix the pieces into your sauce.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mmmm, look at all that parmesan cheese! I always ask the waitress for extra parmesan on anything Italian that I order. Fresh parm on pizza and spaghetti is especially good!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what the fuck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this hot or gross? I can't tell anymore

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Right there with you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now that’s service I would tip for.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s not parmesan, it’s dermesan

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im sorry italians but garlic bread with powdered garlic like mom used to make is so much fucking better than using fresh garlic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your mother was a stupid cunt. She probably let gaggles of naggers have her at every angle and hole and piss and shit and vomit on her and inject her with aids blood. She would cry about how her son was a stupid homosexual and they would laugh and just dump more loads of nagger shit on her face.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you okay?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Here in the midwest we do things a little bit different

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you guys make your tomato sauce? I use whole canned tomatoes from a restaurant supply store. Every time I make the sauce, my gf complains it's too sour.

    I assume it's the acidity in the tomatoes. I've tried simmering the sauce longer (2 hours or so should be plenty I've read), adding a few TBSP of sugar, adding more fat (butter), but can't seem to please her pallet. At this point I just assume it's because she's Filipino and is used to the "sweet" tomato sauce they make with their spaghetti over there. pic related

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      could try adding the few TBSP of suger AND adding carrots

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Carrots might work. I was thinking about trying a bolognese sauce for the spaghetti instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      could try adding the few TBSP of suger AND adding carrots

      Carrots might work. I was thinking about trying a bolognese sauce for the spaghetti instead.

      Daddy Jack uses carrots

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bitchin. I'm going to try it. Thanks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baking soda or grape jelly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I brown some sausage (no casings) and cook down a diced onion/garlic a little bit then toss it in the crock pot for 6 hours with whatever Hispanices I'm using and some cheap canned crushed tomatoes. I peel a big carrot and toss it in then remove it at the end. sometimes I'll shred the carrot and just let it dissolve into the sauce.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cheap canned crushed tomatoes
        Anon why would you cheap out on the main ingredient?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I brown some sausage (no casings) and cook down a diced onion/garlic a little bit then toss it in the crock pot for 6 hours with whatever Hispanices I'm using and some cheap canned crushed tomatoes. I peel a big carrot and toss it in then remove it at the end. sometimes I'll shred the carrot and just let it dissolve into the sauce.

      oh I forgot you can add some dairy towards the end to cut down on some of the sour/bitterness. milk works but some nice cheese is probably better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      add a base like baking soda or cream to reduce the acidity. adding sugar covers up the acidic taste but doesn't actually reduce the acidity.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is really a partial answer. While true that in a chemistry setting sugar doesn't change the ph of an acid. Cooking is far more complex in that adding sugar can change the ph because it effects other things in the sauce like tomatoes.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spaghetti seasoning
      >first 2 ingredients are corn starch and sugar
      Grim. I'm not even a "muh ingredient list" person but it's not right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >checked
        > I'm not even a "muh ingredient list" person but

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its important to make meatballs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank God someone said it

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that Italians always mix the sauce into the pasta instead of just pouring it on top? American spaghetti always just pours the sauce straight on top. Enlighten me please.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the first time that I see Americans calling that dish “American” instead of Italian (which it isn’t at all), so I respect op for that.

      Yes it’s true because not doing it is really stupid as fuck for several reasons.

      The number 1 reason for mixing pasta and sauce in the same pan is to make the sauce stick to the pasta by adding a ladle of starchy pasta cooking water that acts as a glue when most of the water has evaporated.

      You do this with every single kind of pasta, not just spaghetti.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In this picture taken with the camera flash on you can clearly see the glossy patina covering the spaghetti and keeping the emulsified oily sauce attached to them, basically all the flavour.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/MjedbIe.jpg

          It’s the first time that I see Americans calling that dish “American” instead of Italian (which it isn’t at all), so I respect op for that.

          Yes it’s true because not doing it is really stupid as fuck for several reasons.

          The number 1 reason for mixing pasta and sauce in the same pan is to make the sauce stick to the pasta by adding a ladle of starchy pasta cooking water that acts as a glue when most of the water has evaporated.

          You do this with every single kind of pasta, not just spaghetti.

          Thanks anon. I already knew the answer but wanted some confirmation that I’m doing it correctly. I always mix sauce into the pasta and add a little of the pasta water like you said.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >non stick pan
        >wooden spatula "enriching" the sauce
        amateur hour

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wooden spatula "enriching" the sauce
          explain

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He uses one of these to wash his back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/MjedbIe.jpg

      It’s the first time that I see Americans calling that dish “American” instead of Italian (which it isn’t at all), so I respect op for that.

      Yes it’s true because not doing it is really stupid as fuck for several reasons.

      The number 1 reason for mixing pasta and sauce in the same pan is to make the sauce stick to the pasta by adding a ladle of starchy pasta cooking water that acts as a glue when most of the water has evaporated.

      You do this with every single kind of pasta, not just spaghetti.

      It's questionable if "real" italian pasta has tomato sauce on it. Tomatoes were not a part of The Old Works and didn't make their way to Italy until transatlantic exchange started in 1492

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing more depressing than seeing pasta like this and it's spaghetti every time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with spaghetti?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's nothing wrong with spaghetti but using them for literally everything including meat based sauces is retarded. there are much better pasta shapes for that but all cooklets ever use are spaghetti

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >there are much better pasta shapes for that but all cooklets ever use are spaghetti
          This is true. Spaghetti is one of the worst shapes for a meat sauce. You want a pasta with ridges, some other kind of trapping mechanism, or at least a wide surface area for the meat bits to cling to.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those things look like a bunch of vaginas. Kek.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              who or what have you been fucking?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am not the biggest fan of Rigatoni because I think long pasta is much more satisfying. Tagliatelle is probably the most versatile one. This should be the default, not Spaghetti

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ironically, angel hair pasta would probably work too since it clumps together. But that's like my least favorite pasta

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whoa have some self control with the parmesan there OP

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s spaghetti with crab instead of meatballs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Um.. ew

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the crab is eating the spaghetti

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Looks like the crab is eating the spaghetti

        This fills the crab

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The way you eat this is the crab eats the spaghetti then you eat the crab

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like absolute shit. Jarred sauce, probably Ragu or Prego, with shitty sawdust and plant collagen "Parmesan" paired with overcooked Barilla spaghetti. Meatballs probably bought frozen.
    This is a dinner for people who think that they know how to cook when all they do is open packages and heat things up.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ate this at an American family’s house when I was a foreign exchange student…before adding the sauce, they took the butter and put it on my plate of pasta.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try adding cheese next time

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These ain’t too bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stouffers is good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your momma clearly never made you lasagna.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing the italians got right about this over american italians is tossing the spaghetti in the sauce before plating.

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