Sometimes youre just lazy and theres nothing wrong with buying stuff like this if you can afford it.

Sometimes you’re just lazy and there’s nothing wrong with buying stuff like this if you can afford it.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I agree.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if you can afford it
    Might as well go a step further and not even leave your residence, just order in a $15 meal for $30, because after all, you're lazy and you can afford it, and there is nothing wrong with that...
    ...y-you aren't poor, are you??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are simply too stupid to comprehend his post, i'm sorry to be the one to inform you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or maybe the post is too stupid to comprehend

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon is suggesting that OP should use meal delivery or grocery delivery to order a meal instead and also implying that OP can't afford to do so because they believe grocery store meals are luxe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh oh, poorgay detected

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YOU'RE BROKE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your*
          Better luck next time, numbnuts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a poor moron seething that people can afford things he can't, and he's attempting to ironically post about it. Because he's a moron, he is doing a poor job of it. His moronation is probably why his life turned out in such a way that he needs to seethe at the most basic conveniences like this. It's very common on Culinaly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only poor people think wasting money is what rich people do. It's cheaper to buy a bag of apples and chop them up then throw em in your own tupperware, than being a moron and spending more for not only less apples, but just because your a fatass that wants to be lazy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only a poor imbecile fails to understand that time is more valuable than an extra $2. Not something you'd understand of course. Carry on with your standard b***hing and preprogrammed replies.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My dude it takes 30 seconds, I know your lazy ass has never cut up an apple before but that shit isn't taking more then 3 minutes to cut up a whole bag.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Notice how the moron shifts the conversation away from reasonable convenience like prepared meals or delivery, and begins arguing against a figment of his imagination about cutting up an apple. On some level he knows he's a moron without a point beyond poverty and rage at experiencing poverty, but he still wants to feel like he "won" here, so he starts this nonsense. Yes anon, there is a host of people who have bags of apples in their homes, and they're paying doordash drivers to enter their home and cut the apple for them, that's a real thing. Ugh, the scandal!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diarrhea

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AKA non-push poopies for the lazy.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >13 fricking dollars for cold spaghetti

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correction, cold flavorless spaghetti

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When peasant food becomes expensive, where do you go from there?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To the kings house, with a rope

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but if you're lazy and it's like 3-4am in the morning then it's too late, then it's time for a tombstone.
    This stuff has full on flavor, it's even written on the package.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >8 tomb dollars have been added to your account for this post!

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dry pasta takes 10 minutes to cook, get a sauce in a jar. it would be cheaper than this prepacked shit. you are too lazy to put water and pasta into a pan and wait 10 minutes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I'm not even going to heat the pre-made. Grabbing a fork and cracking open a box of wine is all the effort I'm putting in.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sometimes you're just lazy
    wrong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're the one that's wrong.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those pasta bowls look alright, but i dont trust them. rather not eat weird preservatives that might cause cancer, namsayin?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fricking nasty slop. it's pasta just make your own delicious take for less lazy butthole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats way too expensive for premade slop, only acceptable at $6 and below

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon…nothing is that price anymore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing is that price anymore
        wrong

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that makes me not want to eat pizza for a month

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kneel.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >MSG free
          but MSG tastes good, why would you not want it on your chicken?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I find it hard to believe anyone would spend $12.99 + tax on that bowl of spaghetti and meatballs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you're rich enough you simply do not care. that's how it works

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're mistaking rich with middle class that think they're rich, and end up staying middle class because they buy shit like this. I gaurentee to rich person would buy this for any reason, only moronic middle class

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too expensive. For that price, I’d just get the ingredients and whip something up real quick. It’s just pasta.
    >b-but lazy
    Then I’d stop by a drive through of Little Caesars and get more food for the price.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That shit typically arrives frozen, prepackaged, and stacked on pallets.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This food occupies no niche. That pasta is probably no better than a top tier frozen meal, more expensive, and has a short shelf life.

    If I wanted to maximize taste I'd cook at home. If I wanted to maximize economy I'd cook at home. If I wanted to maximize convenience I'd order delivery.

    If you are lazy enough to buy one of these, it'll only be when you are grocery shopping anyways, so why not just get your groceries delivered and then heat a frozen meal or order delivery?

    The only people who buy this are so lazy they can't even optimize being lazy properly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t trust delivery services to pick out the right items. And I also don’t like waiting for delivery when it’s short notice. We have a finite amount of time on this earth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so why not just get your groceries delivered
      >trusting instacart mules to do it right

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you are lazy enough to pay for that slop at the grocery store, then your standards are too low to complain about delivery getting a few items wrong.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could be worth if they slap that Manager's Special discount on the ones that expire the same day. $5.99 for 16oz of premade pasta is a solid meal.

    The ingredient list seems pretty clean on the ones I can read.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NO OP, but goddamn I will not eat discounted slop that is probably also rancid. This is probably a me thing but leftovers get one day, maybe two in the fridge and if I don't eat them they are gone.

      When I'm picking meat, especially chicken or pork I always go to the back and grab the ones dated packed today. I will buy one packed day before if it's only one available and I'm cooking that night.

      Probably stupid. I get it. But I grew up with my dad only buying super discounted meat which was obviously shit and my meals were leftovers of that for days.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you know it doesn't just turn into poison a couple days after right

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, the thing that I already noted in my post? Yeah I'm aware.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And you never got sick from it, and it wasn't that bad, and you still grew up to be a sissy about food.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, missed context - it was bad enough to get sick from and it smelled obviously off. So that is probably why I am a sissy about food.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Penne Pasta ala Vodka
    What?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Penne Pasta ala Vodka
      Alcohol supposedly cooks off in process. Don't understand it myself cuz vodka taste like either nothing or shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        alcohol is a solvent. flavors that aren't water soluable but are alcohol soluable from the tomatoes and herbs will be extracted from the vegetable matter using vodka.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Innerestin'. Thanks I had no idea.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Whole Foods food bar is actually good.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >depression slop

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally just put 2 kraft singles and some pickled jalapeño slices in a flour tortilla, fold in half, heat each side for 4 minutes in a pan
    perfect depresso-indolence food

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The brain should be saying "bullet please"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I should get your head in a vice for getting scammed $13 for a dish you can make home in 15mins for $3.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guilty of grabbing stuff like potato salad and pre-made salads from the grocery like this. But that shit is like $5 for the salad and $3-4 for the potato stuff (depending on the size). Shit is helpful to add as a side to mains I cook at home. Saves me the trouble of trying to make sides while doing the main.

    But I sure as frick ain't paying full price for a pasta meal like that. It would have to actually be tasty for me to do that, and I only really trust one place to do that (and it isn't walmart or anything local). At that fricking price I might as well order factor or some other meal delivery service shit.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That shit all looks nasty. A $9 plastic bowl of cut up fruit however...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THAT is 9 dollars? Holy frick, that should be under a dollar. The frick did y'all do with your economy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's insane, for a "family size" fruit tray they were 22.95 for grapes, cantaloupe, watermelon and 5 strawberries last summer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THAT is 9 dollars? Holy frick, that should be under a dollar. The frick did y'all do with your economy

      fruit salad is labor intensive and has a very short shelf life. If you don't want to pay a premium make it yourself.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing some of the sad posts on here makes me wonder why they haven't invented dog food but for people.
    Literally just kibbles type shit you can pour into a bowl and eat and it will give you all the necessary nutrients you need to sustain yourself.
    Seems like a lot of people would buy that shit rather than eat some of the depressing low effort shit I see on here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, they have health bars and drinks with all your vegetables so not far off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty much what they're trying to do with all those silicon-valley food companies like kachava or soylent or huel

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never understand how people don't simply cook. Something as simple as a salad takes minutes (less time than driving somewhere and then back), tastes better than any of the slop you normally buy, and is insanely cheap.

    >Put pan on heat
    >Dice chicken thigh and season
    >Grab preshredded lettuce if you're too lazy to dice some
    >Put in bowl, toss with preferred dressing
    >Toss chicken in pan
    >Spend 15 seconds wiping down knife and cutting board
    >Optional - Dice additional salad ingredients
    >Add additional stuff to salad such as cheese
    >Put chicken in salad when cooked
    >Wipe pan down while hot, cleans itself
    >Done and eating by the time you could drive somewhere

    Bonus points - Toss that shit in a tortilla as a wrap. You can use any variety of veg and any variety of sauces for near infinite variety. Greek, mexican, Chinese, Thai, Korean, Indian, etc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro greentexted making a salad and washing his dishes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In a thread specifically about NOT doing that, no less.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sometimes you’re just lazy
    maybe you're just lazy

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cheaper to make pasta yourself OP. Speaking of pasta, I love rotini despite taking longer to make than normal thin noodles.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're too lazy to cook, you're not hungry enough to eat.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better be good for that price

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you insulate yourself from the risk of buying this shit if you choose to go to the supermarket after eating a meal instead of before. this is basically "saving money on groceries 101"

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >12.99
    At that point, walk to the asian grocer and buy the hot food for the exact same price. It'll taste better and be more filling.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women & children may agree
    an adult mature man will not agree
    man up, b***h
    u don't need it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually happen to be a woman btw. It's nice to know you support my lifestyle. Oh and please try minding your pronouns the next time you speak, you little shitbag.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...and this is how the poor remain poor forever. Bad money decisions.

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