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>tfw going to a classy italian restaurant for dinner and sipping a nice cool glass of Barge's Root Beer

What does Culinaly order from the drink menu?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Barge's
    >not Bangs or even Barqs
    >tread lightly anon

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe a martini or other interesting looking wienertail to start, and then move on to a couple different beers, if they have good stuff on tap. I don't usually get wine unless I'm with people who want to order a bottle. Not sure why that is.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If a classy Italian joint then get a bottle of red wine with your chicken parm.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've triangulated your location and am on the way.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cranberry juice and vodka or gin, girls like that so as to get them drunk and discover what's in their panties.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yay lemonade yayy ^_^

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >classy restaurant
    >bottomless drinks
    enjoy your shells and cheese my man

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unlimited herbal tea
    you might could actually make them take a loss on that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What they serve probably costs less than Coke

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      whoopty-frickin-doo I make the restaurant lose a nickels in cost of herbal tea if I drink a gallon of it

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fricking kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      That's twice, tardo. (He's posted the sideways picture 2x, will probably baleet both)

      [...]
      You moron

      Three to one he does it again

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm parking myself here to find out

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's twice, tardo. (He's posted the sideways picture 2x, will probably baleet both)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Fricking kek

      It's Friday night, I am obviously too fricking drunk for this shit. Fricking windows for not saving the rotation you apply in the image viewer.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also why the frick is milk more expensive and why the frick is that even on the menu.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        NGL, kind of disappointed you got it right.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't listen to the haters anon. Doing this thread a service by correcting the op frickup. Godspeed.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You moron

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just get water.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What does Culinaly order from the drink menu?
    Iced tea, maybe a glass of wine to complement an app or main entree? It's not hard, silly. There are some people who really like root beer with pizza, however.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drink cum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      trips demands you ask for unlimited cum, op

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly im not gay but sometimes i self insert as the girl getting throatpied wonder what its like

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry buddy Culinaly is that way >>>

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i can barely bench half my bw

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Culinalyizen is gay and dyel
              checks out

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    water. i do not want to adulterate the flavor of my food with sugar water or alcoslop

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