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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >overpriced
    >worse than local coffeeshops
    good

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People have tip fatigue from having an ipad shoved in their face after every purchase.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Tipping a cashier
      Do people really?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Of course. Tips ensure you receive literally the best customer service anyone has ever experienced.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Based blowjob-in-backroom-for-tips cashier.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >blowjob-in-backroom-for-tips
            Yes, I suppose the use of freebase cocaine (which "based" is in reference to) would explain such behavior.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >pay me the money my employer is ducking from my pay to shave costs
          i don't think i will, serving tables for a tip is not a fricking job unionize or find a new job

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she looks too old to be a starbuckes worker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Americanus nobilus

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tipping a cashier has never been part of the tipping culture of America until recently in the past decade pushed by corporations. No, you don't tip a cashier, ever.

          >pay me the money my employer is ducking from my pay to shave costs
          i don't think i will, serving tables for a tip is not a fricking job unionize or find a new job

          She's not a waiter though.
          >serving tables for a tip is not a fricking job unionize or find a new job
          In the restaurant business, if you're not given tips over or on par with minimum wage, they're obligated to pay you at minimum wage. It's the law. However, it's a good way of telling if your waiter is sort of trash at doing their job if they're coming up short week by week.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            how do you "serve with excellence" as a waiter and how are you as a waiter supposed to effect the money you get from some stingy israelites in suits?
            tipping culture is literally just another way to piss on the working class

            Unions almost always get super corrupt super quickly. It's why the mafia was deeply entangled into them during the 30-80's.

            i thought mafia and organized crime was embedded in unions because they needed muscle to avoid employers hazzling workers to get back to work and threatening them with hired muscle
            read a bit about american history, they used to beat up Black folk, feminists and homosexuals for trying to get rights, you think the working class was exempt from the baton and the hose?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Tipping a cashier
          Do people really?

          Do Americans really tip at a fast food restaurant?

          Really? Really? Really? Really? Do they really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Have they really? Would they really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Do they actually? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            they really do

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The final death kneel of the common Amerifat...

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, the final death knell is reminding an American that everything they love caused everything they hate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're dumb enough to literally wait in line, for ten minutes, to get "meh" coffee and pay triple the price for it. Sure they tip - it's part of the "starbucks experience".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        american culture should be illegal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do Americans really tip at a fast food restaurant?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fraid so

        I thought they would just click "no" to "do you want to tip" prompt but they actually do tip and still seethe about it. They feel pressured into it somehow.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          People have been getting more and more cowardly over the years, to the point that now just staring in someone's eyes is often enough to strongarm them into doing something they don't want to.
          People aren't used to just saying no anymore and it's hilarious

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you drop the coins in the box so they don't scratch your phone

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At one of my local Starbucks, a homeless man used to steal the honey packets and use them as lube to jerk off with under a table in the back while leering at the college girls. They got rid of the honey packets instead of getting rid of the unhoused person.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what a chad, girls should not feel safe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >what a chad, girls should not feel safe
        >sensiblechuckle.gif

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You got a smirk out of me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can't use honey as lube.
      I don't know why I had to explain this to anyone, but here we are.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well, this temporarily unhoused person was definitely squeezing a few honey packets on one hand and then rubbing his honey hand on his erect penis. I saw it happen on one occasion. He was probably 5 inches erect if you were wondering. Very unimpressive.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >5 inches
          >impressive
          Oh hi chang. Please stop staring at homeless guy dicks and just serve the coffees.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            he said it was unimpressive, ranjeet

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fantastic reading comprehension, champ. Just the greatest.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            he said it was unimpressive, ranjeet

            https://i.imgur.com/MOjl5fR.jpeg

            Fantastic reading comprehension, champ. Just the greatest.

            kek, this is why I come to this place still

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The least you can do is learn English if you want to communicate with English speaking Americans on an American website, you fricking moron.
            >unimpressive
            That means I was not impressed by his five incher. It was pathetic like your small yellow/brown ween. And I wasn't searching for erect homeless penis to stare at. The homeless guy was a known serial public masturbator especially at a particular Starbucks location. He would openly rub his erect penis with honey and the police wouldn't do anything but kindly suggest that he leave. It was impossible to not see a filthy, ragged homeless man rubbing his penis with honey in the seating area that he cleared out because of his smell and public jerking off. He used to jerk off at the female baristas and the feminine looking gay male baristas. It was actually hilarious that a homeless honey masturbator caused Starbucks to completely close a location because the police couldn't stop him. I hope you didn't understand a word of this longpost, Rajesh or Chang or whatever the frick your dumb name is that you share with 500,000,000 other men.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can't use real honey as lube. As for what starbucks tries to pass off as honey, well, that's anybody's guess

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Can we go the rest of the way and say the same about caffeine itself?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >drink is 80% ice
    >prices higher every time I go
    Only a matter of time
    These days I just get a frosted lemonade from Chik fil a instead, but I never get any other food because they're fricking ripoff artists as well

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee/tea market is oversaturated and they don't have the pull they used to, bound to happen eventually

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just use the wifi, shit in the toilet and don't flush

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the porn was good at least

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the should have stayed out of the Israel-Hamas issue and focused on selling coffee-flavored sugared water.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You forget that their last CEO had a desperately pathetic attempt at running for president killed in the cradle (but they still gave every employee nationwide a script on what to say about it)

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee is shit, food looks like it was 3D printed. Never understood the hype

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Coffee is shit
      Indeed.
      >food looks like it was 3D printed
      I forgot for a second that this thread is specifically about Starbucks.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this shitty milkshake company

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I DONT!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much everyone giving tips on how to save money starts with "Don't fricking go to Starbucks" and I guess people finally started listening

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually curious, do Americans overall not have a coffee machine at home? Depending on what you want you can get one pretty cheap, and it's not like Starbucks is some amazing quality that you don't want to spend a couple thousand to replicate. Plus you have to stand in line, isn't it easier to just make yourself a coffee to drink at breakfast at home before leaving?

      This isn't even me trying to start another eur/us flame war, I'm genuinely unsure if this is just the eternal moron part of the population and normal people make coffee at home or if it's a normal thing there

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        people go to starcucks for the fancy milkshakes and teas, not drip coffee

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        American instant coffee is HORRIBLE to the point that I know people who bring their own coffee from home over to the US to drink while they're there. I'm not sure about the quality of coffee that the coffee machines put out but if people need to have 7 layers of whipped cream and milk in it to be drinkable then I can't imagine it to be all that good either

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Personally I just have one of those capsule espresso machines and a V60 I bought on clearance for like 150 eur, it's not the best but it gets the job done

          I'm pretty sure instant coffee is fricking disgusting anywhere, not just the US

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nordic instant coffee is pretty good, probably because they're all at the top of the list of biggest coffee drinkers in the world

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I always feel homosexual whenever I drink on of those Kofees tho

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Have you had one today then because you sure act like it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                is this one of those "smoking weed makes me gay" posts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        americans have drip coffee machine or keurig cup machines

        starbucks is fancier because they have espresso and steamed milk

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          gotcha, thanks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I only go to Starbucks when I'm already out and feel like I need a caffeine boost in the middle of the day. I make my own coffee at home in the morning.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just get a coffee from the gas station and save yourself six bucks

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t think I’ve had a Starbucks since before the pandemic

    There’s a drive through near here that’s always got a queue and I really do not get it. The quality can’t be any better (probably worse - over roasted and bitter) and I’m sure they charge out the arse for it.

    Local coffee shops full of wankers but at least the coffee is good

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As long as there are white girls Starbucks will be here to stay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So not much longer then unfortunately

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    McDonald's coffee is unironically better. Starcucks are moronic.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Starbucks drive thrus are moronicly slow because everyone buys the sugary drinks that take forever to prepare. I can just go to another local espresso drive thru and get way better coffee cheaper.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    epic

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Star bucks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What Starbucks might look like.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ZESTY
      E
      S
      T
      Y

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cute Girls….

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think its more of a matter than Energy Drinks took over the young market and middle aged people are more likely to find, and stay with, a local cafe

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not many things unite Culinaly but I’m glad to see this does

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    them Frappuccinos are fricking amazing though. they hit me like crack. try the mocha one and you'll have a boner the rest of the day

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They need to appeal to changing demographics.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The flaming hot everything meme needs to die

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The spicy meme in general needs to die. I've had way too many conversations derailed into talks of flamin hot by my boomer soyboy dad. Why do people think eating hot food makes them manly?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Frappuccino
      >Not a single drop of coffee
      Do americans really?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's four fricking shots of espresso in it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate california so goddamn much

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they started their downward descent when they offered shitty breakfast. now i have to wait 45 mins for a cup of coffee because 5 buttholes in front of me want a nuked breakfast sandwich to go with their $12 venti mocca frappa half caff decaff latte with 4 pumps of caramel, extra cinnamon and fair trade nutmeg

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to go there, but then switched to instant, and now I don't even drink coffee, I just take half of a caffeine tablet.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what is the concept that could get old? walking into a building and buying a coffee?
    not that i do that but why would you stop now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate when they quote or highlight what a random public moron says. That person has no clue wtf they're talking about and why would we care what they even think

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's just starbucks having lost what little charm they had left. everyone caught on to the fact all their coffee is sour, their "food" is miserably stale, and they're just overpriced amd pretentious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >coffee
      If only people did that. No, they get 3lbs of foam atop a milk abomination that might contain coffee.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I wouldnt call starbucks coffee. its a fricking milkshake

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah sure, "milk" shake
          more like a high fructose corn syrup sundae

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be batshit insane leftists for years
    >lose non-leftists customers
    >also come out against your leftist employees unionizing
    >lose all the batshit insane leftist customers
    all they had to do was keep their mouths shut

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      none of this really happened

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are in denial.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I may be in the amazon, I may be in the mississippi, but I am certainly not in denial

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >one customer said
    >Starbuck's collapse
    please kys

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently one of the main appeals was the opportunity to dominate, harass, and humiliate wagies with insanely specific orders. Where else are the sadists and karens going to go?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There are less white women, and more mutts instead. Ergo less sales.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most of those white women were already mutts, being of mixed European ancestry and all.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how mullatos work.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >mullatos
          That would be mixed African and European. Most white Americans are just mixed European.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's bottled starbucks iced coffee because my boomers can't afford the real starbucks anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those are quite nice, but I had one, liked it, then looked at the back and saw it had as much sugar as a can of coke.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I get just unflavored unsweetened coffee

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think probably their biggest problem is being a "middle class luxury brand" in a time when a lot of people are feeling the squeeze of the silent depression and looking to cut their spending.

          Wise, frankly. I always take brewed coffee black.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No shit, Starbucks sells 10x as much sugar as coffee by weight. (It's the only way to make their vile burned beans palatable.)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's the only way to make their vile burned beans palatable
          So what makes Starbucks unique?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >So what makes Starbucks unique?
            Back in the early 2010's, at their peak (and the peak of the hipster subculture), the appeal was honestly the atmosphere. And using their wifi. The coffee was alright but you could probably make it better and cheaper at home. The real sell was having a place where you and your gang of 20-something insufferable hipster friends could hang out and/or work on your university assignments. Ah, those were the days.

            These days, their differentiation strategy comes from being able to force the wagies to make you some god-awful "I'm definitely not a druggie between fixes" syrupy abomination that's about 60 per cent sugar by volume. Yes, Starbucks sucks. Go patronize a local business instead.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You know, you could've read the part I highlighted to know the context of what I was asking and spared me your memoir.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This guy knows. Zoomers don't even realize that "getting coffee" wasn't a thing outside of certain enclaves (cities, college towns). Starbucks was legit cool for a minute, but they've long since fallen behind the very market they helped to create after becoming a boomer-karen-macbook meme. Hipsters want something better (or at least less commercialized), and old men like me are content with dollar coffee from the gas station.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >This guy knows
                I consider people with addictions to not be reliable narrators.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          a lot of people enjoy the taste of roasted coffee with dairy. the level of roasting is intentional

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to get iced latte macchiato all the time but they got rid of it probably because fatties would order it by mistake and complain it's not a milkshake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I used to get iced latte macchiato all the time
      No you didn't, because that drink doesn't exist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        then what was it called

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fent zombies closed one Starbucks near me by constantly shooting up in the seating area and harassing customers. The police were hamstrung by a lefty city council and mayor and couldn't do anything except trespass people. A barista who was defending customers was stabbed with a syringe by a fent man and Starbucks said frick the city and just closed the location. Another local Starbucks closed because the workers tried to unionize and corporate said lol and shut the store down.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid their drinks and their breakfast sandwiches tasted great, and now it all tastes like shit. Same with nearly every chain food place. Jersey mikes used to taste like heaven and now it tastes like nothing. Food is much more enjoyable when you make it yourself or you overpay for some local stuff that isnt total sl*p

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Their coffee is more acidic than xenomorph blood!

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The whole concept got old.
    What concept? Coffee sold 5 times the market price? Using your MacBook in public?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why it took so long. Compared to even a decade ago, now you can pretty much make your own imitation drinks at home.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >collapse
    they’re just going to close stores down that are too close together and their stock will go up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget union stores.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good riddance. dogshit coffee at insane prices.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Starbucks kind of filled the perfect niche, a coffeeshop for rich people who both dislike coffee and cafe atmospheres. The founder is honestly a genius.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a coffeeshop for rich people who both dislike coffee and cafe atmospheres
      I guess the only thing that's missing is I'm not "rich." That, and my hatred of coffee is more than just taste.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"The whole concept got old"
    What does that even mean?
    Guaranteed it was a fricking WOMAN who didn't feel "cool, hip & trendy" anymore buying her overpriced PIG SHIT SLURRY for the past entire decade of her life because no one else thinks it's cool anymore; so she now has a Stanley cup in her office cubicle
    Death to the West and the white race

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wake me up when your opinions matter brownie street shitter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If him rawdogging that redhead every night isnt enough to overcome the ennui of modern life then he’s Bad at Sex

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >every night
        More like once a month if that

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    only reason starbucks got popular was because yankees are status gays and paying a lot for a shitty cup of coffee that you have to order as venti instead of a real size is a concept made to fail eventually
    add on top of that their other campaign bullshit and the fact that the stores are filled with pretentious homosexuals and you have recipe for a shit franchise
    if someone would have pitched the idea of starbucks with a price tag i would have not okay'd it

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    starbucks employees lost their right to customer tips when they decided to unionize
    negotiate your own damn pay now, homosexuals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's the idea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >unions are le bad
      the whole point of unionizing is to strike until you get your demands met, america needs unions so bad that the lack of unions is causing their markets to crash

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unions almost always get super corrupt super quickly. It's why the mafia was deeply entangled into them during the 30-80's.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I started boycotting them because of palestine and have once had it once or twice since

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When they started, starbucks was touting that starbucks university so when you go to the shop the barrista can identify any of their drinks, add ons, and snacks without messing up. Last week I went for the first time in years and saw them training employees. So what am I paying for?

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the whole concept

    What concept, you buy coffee and then drink it? What are they expecting?

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Slopbucks
    Starslop

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i still have $5 and some change loaded on the app from six or seven years ago and i can't spend it because that's not enough to afford anything at that place

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’re full of shit a regular coffee and half and half or heavy cream is like 2.19 so is an americano and an espresso shot is like 3 bucks

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're in the middle of constructing & opening one in my shitty old town that hasn't seen business growth in over 10 years. Should've been a Dunkin Donuts, I don't think there's enough high salaried business job stacies in this farm town to keep a Starbucks in business but everyone that works at the railroad could get down with some Dunkin.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to get a nitro cold brew when I went grocery shopping, they have one in the store
    used to cost me $3, no big deal
    it's $7 now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Trump is going to win because of stupid shit like this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he'll get the votes, sure, but how is he going to stop the rigging? did you learn nothing from 2020? its the military industrial complex and world banks and all their capital vs. trump and his donators and backers (a bunch of nobodies)

        he has zero chance

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the rigging
          Only one candidate has legitimate evidence of actually trying to rig the election, and it ain't the one that doesn't use hair dye. Every accusation is a confession. The Dems wouldn't be accused to trying to rig the election if Trump's campaign didn't try it themselves.

          Here, how about on your level. Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A non-American typed this. Notice how oddly the post is worded.
            >and it ain't the one that doesn't use hair dye
            That is some fricked up phrasing, Chang.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >has no argument
              >has to literally make shit up about a sentence so they don't have to accept how wrong they are
              Two Presidents have been accused of rigging the election, one former and one current. Only one of the two had staff members actually calling state politicians to try and outright rig the election. Like I said, it wasn't the one with virgin hair on their head, or at least the sides of it.

              Fricking moron

              Nothing worse than a righty moron that thinks they're smarter than everyone else, when all righty morons are just that. Fricking morons.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Like I said, it wasn't the one with virgin hair on their head, or at least the sides of it.
                No American types or talks like that. The frick is "virgin hair"? Your translator is fricking up your idioms.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                maybe you should google something before trying to act so confident

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                buddy if you lose an argument just close the thread don't start bad jacketing and accuse them of being a chinaman or something you fricking moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >bad jacketing
                That's American prison slang and means nothing in the context of internet arguments. What the frick are you talking about, Chang?

                https://i.imgur.com/NVLwVc7.jpeg

                maybe you should google something before trying to act so confident

                No one except for old women and homosexuals have ever heard that term. Frick off, 50 center.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i agree with the poster who replied to you, youre obviously not american and are from some irrelevant country, but ill clue you in on something

            trump was only able to win in 2016 because israel rigged it for him

            thats it

            in 2020 israel turned on trump

            the CIA gave them no choice but to

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never go there. I don't understand why people made a ritual of it.
    I don't drink coffee. I don't understand why people do.
    So at least I admire their marketing.

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